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Prince Shia LaBeouf to Lay Waste to Elders, Minorities and the Poor at the Box Office
Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your indispensable guide to what's new, noteworthy and/or totally doomed this week at the movies. Today we welcome Shia LaBeouf and his million-dollar pinkie back to theaters alongside Spike Lee, Richard Gere, Diane Lane, Charlize Theron and Kirk Cameron (!), while facing a robust litter of potential arthouse underdogs and DVD release for the agoraphobes among us. As always, our opinions are our own, but if Josh Groban can steadfastly see it our way, shouldn't you as well? More »
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By STVComment by Xylo: That's Richard Gere in that photo?? Or is Diane Lane having an affair in this movie, too? 1 Responses | Other threads
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Is Nicholas Sparks The New Nora Ephron?
As we eagerly await this weekend's Nights in Rodanthe to see if Richard Gere and Diane Lane can continue to make old-people sex as hot as it was in Unfaithful, we got to thinking — Nicholas Sparks is a total baller. Sparks, who writes the standard romance novel fare that stocks airport bookstores, wrote Rodanthe and has successfully pandered his schlock to production companies who have turned a number of his books into best-selling films. The Notebook, arguably the biggest success of the adaptations, quickly became that movie girlfriends forced their boyfriends to watch in the hopes of emulating real-life lovebirds Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams. But now comes the recent news that Sparks is no longer satisfied with hipster newcomers and wants to hit the big time, so he's selling out and writing both a novel and a screenplay adaptation for a new film which are specifically designated for queen Miley Cyrus herself. Sparks is a smart cookie and he knows women love his shit. So is he the next Nora Ephron? More »
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By AmyKSaysComment by Little Mintz Sunshine: That stupid fake house in Rodanthe irritates the shit out of me. I didn't see Notebook so I can only... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Breakthrough Awaits Talented Hollywood Hamster
As much as we bemoan the dearth of good roles for women, minorities and Coreys, things have really never been worse for gerbils. But a change may be in the offing as early as this weekend, when one lucky hamster has the chance to break the fluorescent-plastic ceiling en route to the A-list: More » -
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Is It Just Us, Or Do Snoop And Barbara Walters Have Some Palpable Sexual Chemistry?
· Today on The View, Snoop Dogg demonstrated his signature yoga position, sideways-facing fucked-up-in-this-bitch. [The View] More »
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By SethComment by door2summer: Yup, he's doin what he's doing cuz that's what he needs to be doin, so he's doin it. And doin... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Imagining The Top Five Films In Eliot Spitzer's Netflix Queue
In case you hadn't heard, recently resigned NY governor Eliot Spitzer likes call girls. A lot. And while we're still busy casting the inevitable movie of the week, our slideshow-obsessed friends over at Us dove into their archives to reminisce on the hooker-laced pasts of Hugh Grant, Eddie Murphy and escort king Charlie Sheen, who've all been caught with their pants (and dignities) down. But call girls don't always come in the form of silicone sketchballs straight out of the Bada Bing. Sometimes they have hearts of gold and charisma as thick as the air on the 101! If they're played by stars, that is. We dove into our own archives and selected our top five films that revolve around the World's Oldest Profession, flicks that will surely be making their way onto Eliot Spitzer's Netflix queue in no time. More »
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Comment by el smrtmnky: Angel The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas Pretty Baby more » | Other threads
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celeb jurisprudence
Early Morning Big-Screen Cads In International Legal Jeopardy Round-Up
One's already been arrested, one's still an international fugitive of justice. Both stand accused of crimes of passion, but one's weapon of choice was a container of baked beans, the other's his famously supple lips. One's an incurable nervous stutterer, the other's silky smooth. More »
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By MarkComment by VanMorrisonFan: When baked beans are outlawed, only outlaws will have baked beans. more » | Other threads
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defamer
Richard Gere May Need A Scary Bollywood Lawyer
Richard Gere clearly wasn't thinking about cultural improprieties when he playfully ravaged Bollywood hottie Shilpa Shetty at an AIDS rally in India recently, a bold gesture that led to public outrage, effegy-burnings, and—most shockingly of all—a serious egging of the New Delhi offices of the International Richard Gere Fan Club. Now, multiple lawsuits have been filed against both complicit parties: More »
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By SethComment by Barf_New_World: I see parallels between Richard Gere kissing a woman and Don Imus slipping his tongue on air. It makes me... more » | Other threads
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Media Matinee: Fragments From 'Shetty Woman! The Musical'
From time to time the news cycle offers up an event of such import and complexity that it can only be comprehended through the medium of musical theater. This week resident composer Ben Greenman examines the furor caused by Richard Gere's kiss with Shilpa Shetty. As Greenman discovered, the incident has already proved a fertile subject for Bollywood.
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Richard Gere Causes Uproar In India After Publicly Sampling The Busty Bollywood Goods
Here in the U.S., Richard Gere may be enjoying good reviews in a well-received movie, but he isn't nearly as loved overseas in India, as the actor currently finds himself at the center of a growing shitstorm after having dipped and kissed a major Bollywood actress on the mouth at a public rally: More » -
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Richard Gere And Lionel Richie Recycle For A Great Cause
It appears Rent fever has trickled up to the pantheon of celebrity do-gooder gods, as Richard Gere has penned his very own AIDS song, with just a little help from Lionel Richie's desk drawer of abandoned sheet music: More »
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