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    MincnglyWhrdL'mer: "You don't have to get an MFA at Parsons, but if Christopher had gone to design school, he would probably be a working fashion designer right now, not... more »
    MincnglyWhrdL'mer: I loved the moment where she was shopping at prada and said "I'd rather be shopping at south coast plaza" (overpriced mall, behind the orange curtain)... more »
    Baroness: Finally saw this piece of dismalarkey. Put it off because i had better things to do, like staring at a wall. Fine recap, and I agree: I'm sick of sel... more »
    ShanghaiLil: Yeah. "Celebrities." Sure. more »
    OldTowneTavern: So she sings Country? Well, I wouldn't know. The first time I heard that "You belong with Me" song, I mistook it for a Clearasil commercial. #taylor... more »
    adiam7: Vickie is stupid and he mother is worse. The daughter seems like she has a good head on her shoulder. The worst shit was her saying her daughter finis... more »
    belltolls: Paid commenters; awesome concept. #audrinapatridge more »
    Niko Bellic: I want to see a film in which a theater full of people who went to watch Mr Fox gets destroyed by a flying aircraft carrier (full of people who went t... more »
    BBooms: That's a stretch. The Glad joke was certainly poking fun at "Top Chef" for its overt shilling, but in the process 30 Rock dedicated an entire scene t... more »
    belltolls:   #2012 more »
    hotpinklovesofa: I hate myself for watching this but I can't help it. It's probably the only reality crap that I watch on TV so I guess it's not so bad. It's OK that... more »
    PaisleyPajamas: The Messenger is worth seeing, and IMHO, will be an Oscar contender. It's particularly important because of the political climate of the previous adm... more »
    hotpinklovesofa: I love John Cusack and will see anything he's in. He can sniff my armpits any day of the week!! I curse Pirate Radio b/c now I have to rename my god... more »
    Helio: "The Pitch: Independence Day meets An Inconvenient Truth" I'm pretty sure this was the pitch for The Day After Tomorrow, another Emmerich travesty of... more »
    gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy: I missed the whole show because Virginia Beach has been overtaken by a bitchy nor'easter courtesy of Ida and we had no power till tonight. I see that ... more »
  • #recaps

    Glee: Dancing with Ourselves

    Who thought crying for 45 minutes straight would be so fun? Well, try watching Glee, which will open up a can of emotional mayhem on you and then take a glitter shit on your heart. And you'll love it. More »
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    The Hills: Trolls, Ogres, and Scary Godmothers

    Heidi got some puppies for her birthday, but that's not enough. She has her prop neighbor child over to try to convince Spencer it's time to have kids. We know she's not ready, but she's already practicing by telling stories. More »
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    The City: Buffoons Over Miami

    Due to an unfortunate incident involving talking shit about Ingrid Casares, we were unable to watch last night's episode of The City. Thankfully we were able to piece together the action with some dispatches from our favorite roving social reporter. More »
  • #powerrankings

    Gossip Girl: Threeway's Company

    There was a manage á boring last night between Dan, Vanessa, and Lizzy McGuire. Watch the video if you're a perv. We care more about how it shifted the power dynamics on the show. But we don't mind pervs. More »
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    Mad Men: The Night of Don's Reckoning

    The professional became very personal last night, as Sterling Cooper dissolves and Don has to account for all his past behavior in order to survive. As we all wonder what the future holds, the past has finally been sorted. More »
  • #freeverse

    An Ode to the Real Housewives of Orange County

    Our beloved bottle blonds returned to us last night with skydiving, poverty, and plenty of bitch fighting. There is only one thing that can contain all the emotions we are still feeling: poetry! More »
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    Project Runway: Getty Us the Hell out of Here

    Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to be inspired by art. The delusion that art begets art. The vision that tears will save you. The delusion that the judges care about your emotions. More »
  • #topchef

    Glee: Take It From The Top Chef

    God, this show has really gone downhill. Instead of the singing and dancing that we love, they filled McKinley High with a bunch of old chefs sitting and bitching. It was way more knife skills than jazz hands. Bleck. More »
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    The Hills: Birthday Party Massacre

    Heidi Montag can't just have any old birthday party, she has to have an extravaganza in her glass coffin and invite all the dueling princesses to come. Drama ensues. But even more exciting than the party is the preparation. More »
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    The City: Lady Chatterly's Brothers

    Due to a firey Jitney accident on the Long Island Expressway last night, we were not able to watch The City last night. Thankfully we've pieced together the action thanks to some dispatches from our favorite freelance party reporter. More »
  • #powerrankings

    Gossip Girl: The Cake Walk of Shame

    On election day, none of our favorite Upper East Siders were doing anything. It was all about their agents, boyfriends, cousins, neighbors, and other hangers on. Politics is supposed to be all about power, but this was just weak. More »
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    Mad Men: The Week Everyone Was Sad for a While

    Finally, the moment we've all been waiting for, when a public event collides with the very personal world of Sterling Cooper. When the news of Kennedy's assassination breaks, everyone reacts differently, but in a way consistent with their character. More »
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    Project Runway: The Past Is Prologue

    Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to have a vision. The delusion to repeat that vision with a new vision. The vision of inspiration, the delusion that vision can be your inspiration. Ah, so confused! More »
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    The Hills: They Tried to Make Her Go to Rehab

    Getting sober is nothing to joke about, but it is the cause for some very, very serious reality television moments. Just ask Holly Montag, who refutes accusations that she is a drunk with slurry, drink-in-hand dances. More »
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    The City: Right Said Freddie

    Due to an unfortunate Halloween costume construction accident, we were unable to watch New York magazine-PR reality drama The City last night. Thankfully, we our favorite freelance society reporter was there to fill us in. More »
  • #powerrankings

    Gossip Girl: Speak Easy and Carry a Big Stick

    Our little Serena is finally a working girl, and she certainly looked like one last night. But the scariest thing about Halloween on the Upper East Side is it looks like S is finally gaining some power. Trick or treat! More »
  • #recaps

    Project Runway: I've Been Around the World, and I Can't Find My Baby

    Project Runway is all about vision and delusion. The vision to get an orange man to host a challenge. The delusion that it will be any good. The vision of far away places, and the delusion of escape. More »
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    Glee: We Could Have Danced, Danced, Danced All Night

    Do you know what it takes to get Slushie out of your hair? Patience, persistence, and Palmolive, that's what. We were soaking in two of those Ps, as the kids prepared for a frosty beverage right to the face. More »
  • #crystalballs

    Melrose Place: The No Point of Return

    Jo Reynolds came back last night as a celebrity photographer and her ego was as big as Annie Liebovitz's debt. And the future isn't much brighter for her or any of the denizens of this famous zip code. More »
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    The Hills: Text and Subtext

    It happened to Paris Hilton, and now Justin Bobby's cell phone has been hacked! The internet was abuzz today with all of the text messages he's been sending. We have the full transcript and a video! More »