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trade roundup
Ralph Fiennes Will Look After You When You Die
David O. Russell continues to work, Ralph Fiennes plays evil so well, Virginia Madsen: champion of ski jumpers! Eastbound & Down will pitch again, and crazy Brittany Murphy joins a crazy movie. More »
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Comment by saythatscool: A gynecological drama? I wrote a script for that on speculum. 3 Responses | Other threads
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romance
Mickey Rourke And Bai Ling: A Celebrity Couple To Root For
Finally, Mickey Rourke has met his romantic match: Bai Ling, an actress/red carpet fixture/visionary who has the ability to look at two lanyards of approximate nipple-width, then use them as a blouse. More »
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Comment by mustardpony: I'm still upset that Chris Isaak actually went out with her. 3 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by kookla: Let's see if I can sum up the synposis of The Duchess. Ralph plays an unhappy Lord who is infatuated... 1 Responses | Other threads
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slim fast
The Secret To Looking As 'Fit' As Gwyneth And Beyonce? Starve Yourself Silly, Of Course!
Coming in at number two right after Lesbian Chic on the list of 2008's hottest celebrity trends is the slim fast phenomenon sweeping the pounds off Catherine Zeta-Jones’ ass, Britney Spears’ arms, and pretty much every inch of co-starvation partners Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham. But of course, when Queen of Female Mind Control Oprah Winfrey puts in her two cents on the dieting front, every housewife and Oprah wannabe begins taking dutiful notes on how exactly she’ll take a few pounds off this time around. And according to a piece in the NY Daily News, Detox is the word. From Gwyneth and Beyonce to Ralph Fiennes and Vince Vaughn, these four varieties of temporary "cleansing" yourself are the current diet du jour. And of course, the question is: does it work? And more importantly, is giving up our nightly vino and succumbing to regular colonics worth looking like a lollipop head? Which celebrities are using which method, and visual evidence of their results, if any, after the jump. More »
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Comment by TWSS: "Detox diet" is just less pejorative synonym for anorexia. more » | Other threads
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defamer
Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy
If any of you had the fortune of seeing Susan Sarandon and Ralph Fiennes in HBO's latest TV movie Bernard and Doris, you may remember the tobacco heiress's inexplicable desire to adopt a hare krishna healer. And now, following in the aristocratic footsteps of her idolized lady-who-lunch predecessors, Paris Hilton has decided to add a Buddhist monk "guru" to her ever-changing collection of confusing, flamboyant accessories. The gray-bearded, orange-robed monk has now replaced her standard arm candy of dogs, D-list actors and purses emblazoned with her own visage on them. But is Paris genuinely interested in learning the ways of the Dalai Lama, or is she eerily mirroring Duke's descent into madness? More »
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Comment by Superstarsteve: Her acting during her staged shtick with this guru was atrocious enough that I could tell it was fake. Poor... more » | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
Sean Penn Cruises Near Beverly Hills Real Estate Boom Casualty
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and tell everyone about how you're still recovering from catching a glimpse of Courtney Love's midriff on a Hollywood sidewalk. More »
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By SethComment by myoungpeter: Oddly enough, I have more connections in Romania than I do in LA. I'll see what I can do. more » | Other threads
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short ends
Short Ends: Jolie's Bird-Flipping Hanoi Adventure
· Things had mostly remained civil between Angelina Jolie and the paparazzi during her ongoing orphan-gathering trip to Vietnam, but earlier today the frustrated actress commanded her bodyguard to fire a warning bird at the swarming photographers; luckily, new son Pax Thien was safely behind the curtain with the actress, where the impressionable youngster would be safe from any emotional scarring should the conflict escalate, forcing Mommy to order her protector to press some ham against the passenger-side window to drive away the rude shutterbugs. [Photo: Getty Images] More »
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By MarkComment by Dragonwolf: Such a lovely gesture from the United Nations Goodwill AmbASSador. This should set international relations back a good thousand... more » | Other threads
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short ends
Short Ends: Premiere Demoted To Online-Only Existence
· Sadly, not even a special 100 Movies That Would Be Better If Marky Mark Starred In Them Issue was able to stop Premiere's circulation slide, forcing Hachette Filipacchi Media to shutter the magazine. Their website, however, will live on with all the fun bloggiebays and interactive pollamajigs that the kids love so much these days. More »
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By MarkComment by SugartitsMcFirecrotch: Malibu Rehab Britney doll also comes with: - Hair clippings you can test for drugs yourself!! - Promises Dream Rehab house!!! - Anatomically-correct... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Overthinking Ralph Fiennes Boning A Stewardess In An Airplane Bathroom
With Ralph Fiennes' attempt at getting his mile-high freak on with a Qantas stewardess in the cramped quarters of an airplane lavatory making international headlines, the concerned citizens over at ABCNews.com turned to a small army of clinical sexologists and psychologists to assess whether this was merely the case of a horny movie star taking advantage of a convenient situation, or the symptom of something much darker: More » -
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Why, Ralph Fiennes, You Mile-High Dog, You!
While last Valentine's Day for Ralph Fiennes was spent rather unromantically separating from his longtime spouse after she discovered he was taking non-singing vocal lessons from a Romanian chanteuse, one year later, the caddish actor and his wandering loins find him embroiled in the sort of "sex scandal" that gets you nothing but a round of high-fives from the crew: More »
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By SethComment by Greasy Thumb Guzik: Now we know why Qantas has never had a crash! more » | Other threads
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bravo
Ralph Fiennes Reveals Secret Mancrush On 'Project Runway''s Tim Gunn
Bravo executive Andy Cohen updates his blog with such inspiring passion and prolificacy that we're amazed he has any time left over for his primary duties, such as submitting himself to star in his own series. We were relieved today to see that, after a brief sojourn into more sober territory with his recent call for a Jessica Simpson jihad, Cohen is back to what he does best: unzipping and overturning his manclutch, allowing the celebrity names within to tumble to his flip-flopped feet with a reverberating clunk. More »
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