The people have spoken, and they want muscles. In the great American debate over which version of Chris Pratt—dadbod or rippedbod—is hotter, the winner is clear: of the just over 20,000 votes, 61 percent went to rippedbod, making dadbod something like the Walter Mondale of body types. Below are demographic stats breaking down Pratt bod preferences by age, gender, and location.* (Botswana: dadbod!)
It’s the word on the lips of literally every single American, from the newest baby, to the most recently deceased corpse: dadbod. A guy with a gut. A man with flab to grab. According to the original dadbod text, this soft body type is “more human, natural, and attractive” than its perfectly sculpted counterpart. But do people outside of trend stories actually find dadbod hotter?