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The Starbuckification Of Pinkberry Has Begun
If the rapid proliferation of those pastel-striped dispensaries of froyo-like dessert-substance Pinkberry reminds you of a twin-tailed mermaid infestation of a decade before, you aren't the only ones, as Fortune today reports that Starbucks founder Howard Schultz has made a sizable investment in the tangy softserve outfit: More » -
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Taunting Pinkberry
· By the time you get to the end of this video, the man with the microphone will already be dead, with Oreo crumbs and a curiously yogurt-like substance found near his lifeless body the only clues as to who did him in. More »
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By MarkComment by Nerd-Alert: My Laptop just burst into Flames watching that video. more » | Other threads
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Top Pinkberry Officials Wondering If TCBY Ever Had To Put Up With This Bullshit
Pinkberry has weathered its fair share of trials recently—perhaps that's to be expected, as any Borg-like entity steadily converting the L.A. population into one Fruity-Pebble-consuming master race is sure to meet with some pockets of resistance. But the march continues, aided by the morale boost of an LAT study which revealed their "chilly bliss" includes among its top-secret ingredients some actual, yogurt-like substances: More »
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By SethComment by Little Mintz Sunshine: @Everybody Likes Pandas: Great. This is what always happens with pandas. In a moment of weakness, you say you love... more » | Other threads
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Legal Troubles Force Pinkberry To Downgrade Their Product From 'Yogurt' To 'Chilly Bliss'
Today brings an update to PinkberryGate, the scandal that rocked the tangy-frozen-dessert industry to its very core. Charges were levied last month against the rapidly proliferating treat concern that it was falsely marketing its product—made from a powder-based formula comprised of finely ground panda bones and unicorn horns—as yogurt. An update to their website assured customers steps were being taken to investigate what, exactly, the company was serving at grossly inflated prices to its legions of fanatical customers. More » -
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Pinkberry Vows To Get To The Bottom Of What It Is They're Serving
An update to last week's startling claims that temporarily slowed the seemingly unstoppable rise of frozen dessert Borg, Pinkberry: If you recall, someone is suing the company for allegedly passing off a powder-based product containing no live cultures, making for a bacteria-free snacking experience (we're told in yogurt circles, not a good thing). An update to the Pinkberry website addresses the controversy directly, assuring customers that their "product is wholesome" and that they are "investigating." More »
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By SethComment by MsMuffinMcGuffin: After reading all this, I still have no idea what ingredients are in a Pinkberry. Lots of doublespeak from the... more » | Other threads
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Pinkberry Sued For Allegedly Passing Off Instant Powder As Yogurt
For addicts of rapidly multiplying frozen dairy delicacy concern Pinkberry, the exact nature of the cloudy liquid employees dump from large plastic vats into their churning confectionary machines is of little import. The sign says yogurt, it's probably some kind of watered-down yogurt, right? Wrong, according to a lawsuit brought against the chain. From a press release issued by the plaintiff's lawyers: More »
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By SethComment by SugartitsMcFirecrotch: Jerry: Me, either. Wait a second. Wait a second. Maybe it's that yogurt. Kramer: No, no, no. That's hundred percent... more » | Other threads
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