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#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. [Jezebel] -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
#filmschooled
Nine Throws Down The Oscar Gauntlet
Judi Dench! Penny Cruz! Nicole Kidman! Daniel Day-Lewis! Kate Hudson! Sophia Loren!!! And, uh, Fergie! And everyone is SINGING & DANCING. [YouTube] [Jezebel] -
#beautifulawards
The Art of the Oscargasm
Lady actors don't win Oscars based on film performances; it's all about giving the best acceptance speech. And the dirty, dirty Academy demands an orgasmic experience (or at least someone who can fake it well). More » -
#brokenembraces
Penélope Cruz in Almodóvar's 'Hugging: The Movie'
As she heads into the Oscars with frontrunner status, the trailer has finally come out for Penélope Cruz's latest collaboration with Pedro Almodóvar, Broken Embraces. Norbit, it is not. More » -
#oscars
Penélope Cruz Blowjobs Come In Three Heat Settings and Feathering Options
When you have the Oscar essentially locked up in your nominated category, you can try many more intriguing gambles with your campaigning. Take Penélope Cruz for NSFW example. More » -
#awards
Today in Awards Hell: 'Slumdog,' Heath Ledger's Relatives Prepare Oscar Speeches
Your annual Oscar anticlimax is officially underway, with Heath Ledger, Penélope Cruz and Slumdog Millionaire — among other familiar names — once again dominating the weekend's awards news. -
