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more about #defamer more comments → unclevanya: 1. Brangelina 2. NPH and Harry Morgan 3. Deanna Durbin more » econdave: 3. Debbie Gibson. So much for "I Think We're Alone Now". more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: I almost joined the WOW widow club- (yes, there is a term for this). I solved it by taking the modem to work and leaving it there for a month. more » CODiva: I have the opposite to the "O no!" reaction. OWN is a much bigger platform for her than a daily talk show, even with all of its reach and amazing exte... more » A Message To Rudy: 2. David Boreanaz and John Ratzenberger more » Tremonius: If the `spawn of a former Yahoo CEO' demands of a bouncer "just fucking Google me, you dumb fuck" then the search wars are already lost, and Microsof... more » A Message To Rudy: 3. Poor Deanna Durbin. more » NotChoinski: 1 Banderas/Griffith 2 Tony Shahloub / Bill Mumy 3 Carol Channing ('tween estrogen and death) more » Magister: Shatner! more » StonedAndDethroned: 1 is Jennifer Garner and 2 is Joss Stone more » resipsaloquacious: Poor # 2, no man should come home to see his wife in a hot tub rubbing James Garner's bunions. more » scroll_lock: Tony Dow pulled a hamstring? more » rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny: If we look back to the article on the top 50 highest grossing films of the decade, I think we can agree that brand loyalty is often a bigger driver th... more » kityglitr: Normally, I'd be right there with you in hating all the schmaltz, but I've had a rough week and Glee seems to give my psyche just what it needs to fee... more » random_play: Ok, I admit it. I want to see her sex video. You know there's at least one out there, and it has to be good. That mouth was designed for one thing. more » -
#paulblartmallcop
British Prepare Defenses Against 'Paul Blart' Invasion
They honor our drunken Cinderellas, and they humor our aging, slap-happy sirens. But when it comes to allowing the Paul Blart: Mall Cop phenomenon through customs this weekend, the British resistance has spoken. More » -
#blartgate
Should 'Paul Blart' Be Arrested For Stealing?
Sony may have a big hit (and new, Bob Dole-approved franchise) on its hands with Paul Blart: Mall Cop, but did the studio pay hush money to take out a potential Cop killer? More » -
#kevinjames
Unapologetic Nation Of 'Blart' Enthusiasts Salute Their Chubby Crimefighting Leader
You can second- and third-guess the success of Paul Blart: Mall Cop all you want — just don't let Bob Dole's press secretary hear you bad-mouthing it. He really doesn't like that. More » -
#mondaymorningboxoffice
America Picks 'Blart'
What color is your Monday morning misery? Pink slip? Blue pregnancy-test result? Black asymmetrical mole? Desaturate the pain with some box office numbers: More » -
#mondaymorningboxoffice
'Mall Cop' Segway Scoots By 'Gran Torino'
Greetings from the 2009 Sundance Film Festival, where your Defamer team is currently piled into a Park City youth hostel, blissfully unaware that we'll soon be tortured by international-film-buyers for sport. Your box office numbers: More » -
#defamerattractions
Mall Cop, Serial Killer, Stray Dogs Vie For Clint Eastwood's Cash Crown
Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and nightmarish at the movies. This week: Blart saves, Biggie lives and My Bloody Valentine sucks in three dimensions. More »
