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Pamela Anderson Sinks Her Cruelty-Free Claws Into Cate Blanchett
The notable celebrity feuds of late have all been between well-matched pugilists: take the Battle of the British Funnymen (starring Ricky Gervais and Simon Pegg) or the Jewish Comic Conflict of '08 (pitting Sarah Silverman against Jackie Mason). Now, though, word has broken about a feud between two stars so different, it's hard to imagine them even sharing airspace: fulsome serial divorcer Pamela Anderson and Oscar-honored Cate Blanchett. More »
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Comment by raincoaster: Wait, you're missing the real story here: Armani uses RABBIT??? The fur of choice for Huggy Bear's stable? more » | Other threads
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How Celebrity Sex Tapes Ruined America, One Thrust At A Time
The Three Fates are almost done spinning the American narrative, Atropos readying her scissors to deliver one final snip. When the story is done the great heralding beacon of the end of days will burn brightly, in the form of a Britney Spears sex tape. Yes indeed the misbegotten pop star apparently filmed herself in flagrante delicto with her old creepy paparazzo boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, and now he's waving it around threatening to release it. How did we get to this point? Well, after the jump we'll take a look at three other celebrity sex tapes that, had our foresight only been as 20/20 as our hindsight, we could have recognized as the end of everything.
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Comment by PimpMyCouch: I've never seen any of these sex tapes. Does this mean I'm out of touch with society? Or just blessedly... 4 Responses | Other threads
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Jessica Simpson Adds Pamela Anderson To Long List Of 'Bitches' And 'Whores' Who Despise Her
After proving she had little to contribute to the film or starfucking industries, Jessica Simpson finally realized she should keep her pretty-but-pretty-dumb mouth shut for the time being and instead let her t-shirts do the talking, angering PETA in the process. Though the feisty baby seal saviors have their fair share of enemies, they've also impressively managed to get celebrity spokespeople like Alec Baldwin and Eva Mendes to embarrass themselves in public by demanding the public do drugs (Baldwin) or taking off their clothes in the name of fur (Mendes). So naturally, Simpson's public cry for attention irked PETA's most compassionate celebrity nudist, Pamela Anderson, who called her fellow talent-challenged blonde "a bitch and whore" on a radio show. But this is far from the first time Jessica has ruffled another starlet's feathers just by being Jessica. We took a look back at the many ways Simpson has made herself a household name not by selling records or movie tickets, but by starring in her own personal Catfights franchise. More »
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Comment by the sieve: Meh. Nothing a mud pit and a coupla bikinis can't settle. more » | Other threads
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E! Continues Its In-Depth Exploration Of Slut Culture With Upcoming Pam Anderson Reality Show
Pamela Anderson is planning yet another small-screen comeback, but this time she's throwing out the scripts and going the reality route. The E! network —where they hand out shows to just about anyone with a sextape (or that sleeps with the boss)— is set to debut the half-hour Pamela this summer. The tagline? "The real woman behind the famous breasts" [Ed. Note - We would've gone with "The real woman behind the fake breasts", but that's just us]. As loathsome as this sounds, it's admittedly preferable to watching Anderson attempt to act (remember Stacked?), especially if E!'s cameras where there to film Pammy's behavior at Hugh Hefner's 82nd birthday party the other night. More »
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Comment by fembot: she hasn't been attractive for the last five years.. saw her without makeup once - hag.. she is definately a... more » | Other threads
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Pamela Anderson Is No Fan Of Leeches, Human Or Otherwise
It's Leech Week on the nation's late-night talk shows. Two days after Demi Moore's leech-conversation on The Late Show With David Letterman, recently-single Pamela Anderson turned up on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (LOVE. HIM.) and claimed that she had been "attacked" by haemophagic leeches while swimming in a lake in her native Canada. To prove her story, Pamela exposed the one patch of skin on her body that wasn't already visible, much to Ferguson's delight. Clip above. [Jezebel] -
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Pamela Anderson May Have Gotten Divorced While You Read This Headline
It's the story no one saw coming: Pamela Anderson's marriage to Rick Salomon may have actually lasted for two whole months. The mésalliance between the erstwhile amateur pornographer and the erstwhile amateur pornographer with a career is (maybe) over. The couple came together trailing a combined four failed attempts at matrimony in October, and will be walking away with three each...unless they don't! Reports CelebTV.com: More » -
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Pamela Anderson Weds In Vegas Moments Before Being Sawed In Half
Never one to let a couple butt-rocker mistakes in her past scare her away from true happiness, serial matrimonialist Pamela Anderson has again tied the knot, this time to longtime friend Rick Salomon—best known as the adventuresome protagonist of 1 Night in Paris—in a quickie reception Saturday night in Las Vegas: More » -
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By MarkComment by Her Royal Empress Dr. Bufflekins III, Esq.: Duuuuuuuuude I am trippin on that mushroom cloud! That dude is guilty! more » | Other threads
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Some Holiday Cheer With Elvis's Special Ladies
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, so send them in often: Baby Jesus implores you! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and share the thrill of Tom Arnold being your first celebrity sighting despite having lived in Los Angeles for several years. More »
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By SethComment by IKnowThings: Okay, this has been bugging me for awhile. You know how you always see pictures of Kate Hudson and her... more » | Other threads
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Three Monkeys Granted Reprieve From Head-Kicking Hollywood Hardship
Like so many others for whom the Hollywood dream has gone sour, Sable, Cody, and Angel probably started in the business with high hopes, but wound up mostly living hand to mouth, forced into wearing close to nothing and swinging on poles for other's amusement when they weren't being terrorized by a physically abusive svengali. But now comes happy news, as a lawsuit settlement has granted the three hard-luck showbiz vets an early retirement: More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Oscar Winner Al Pacino Subjected To 'HOO-Ah' Jokes At LAX
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are now posted several times a week—so send them using whatever Blackberry-in-a- bathroom-stall means necessary. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw the entire cast of Heroes forced into wearing dorky promotional swag and sticking together on a field trip to a Dixie Chicks concert. More » -
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By MarkComment by raincoaster: "This video no longer available." Thanks, has-been! Try to get Natalie Portman NOW! more » | Other threads
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pamela anderson
'Borat' Now Accused Of Ruining Doomed Celebrity Marriages
The dissolution of Pamela Anderson's marriage to Bob "Kid Rock" Richie after just four months may have been the celebrity break-up that launched a million, "Go get her, Borat!" wisecracks, but the internationally renowned joke recycler may have had more of a direct hand in the snuffing of their white trash love than any of us could have guessed. From Page Six: More »
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By SethComment by raincoaster: When you are outclassed by Pamela Anderson, you are seriously, seriously tacky. Bye-bye, Has-Been Rock. more » | Other threads
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pamela anderson
Pamela Anderson's Latest Doomed Marriage Fizzles Before The Five Month Itch
Chickens' rights activist Pamela Anderson announced on her website today, in a brief message amounting to a haiku of shattered love, "Divorce: Yes, it's true. Unfortunately impossible." This was the very same internet diary where the fake-bemeloned Canadian first announced her intentions to marry the latest butt-rocker of her dreams, Kid Rock, which she giddily announced with a flurry of ellipses and clichés in a stream of consciousness entry back in July. Reports People.com: More »
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By SethComment by Totally Un-Hell-Ay Type: Damn I thought this one was going to last. First Reese and Ryan and now this. I am... more » | Other threads
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denise richards
Denise Richards' Paparazzi Rampage Leaves Two Laptops, One Senior Injured
In a Vancouver suburb shooting Blonde and Blonder (a movie co-starring Pamela Anderson, and described, for those of you too blonde and/or dumb to figure it out, as "Legally Blonde meets Dumb and Dumber"), former Charlie Sheen trampoline partner Denise Richards went on a computer-hurling rampage when she discovered two paparazzi had managed to infiltrate the movie's closed set:
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By SethComment by raincoaster: Not likely. Everybody screamed to high heaven when Johnny Depp punched out that cop, but he didn't have to do... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Amazing Secrets Of 'Borat' Revealed!
[Spoiler Alert: Just skip this one if you haven't seen Borat or haven't already had most of the movie ruined for you by the obsessive press coverage.] Those who have spent the past month or so trapped in a meat locker in an underground bunker deep beneath one of the country's low-Borat-awareness zones might conceivably be unaware that the film contains both scripted and unscripted elements, a conceit used to give the movie narrative shape and the audience things to laugh at between incidents with RVs full of racist frat-boys and dinner party hosts stunned to discover their Kazakh guest's seeming unfamiliarity with Western waste-elimination apparatuses. In an attempt to ease the fears of moviegoers still concerned that well-hung minors and prodigiously breasted former Baywatch stars might have been harmed in the making of the film, Radar (shockingly!) reveals that part of Borat's teenage son, whose member dangles incestuously close to his fictional father's face, was played by a completely legal male porn star, while Page Six (world-rockingly!) assures us that Pamela Anderson's security detail almost certainly has been trained in how to instantly stun-gun any fan who shows up to a personal appearance brandishing a hand-embroidered betrothal-bag, despite their relative bungling of their duties in the film's culminating scene. You may return to rediscovering on your own the line between fiction and reality hopelessly blurred by your potentially traumatizing cinematic experience. More »
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By MarkComment by schvitzatura: Cortez (Son of Borat) could pass easily for SBC's clone of Bruno. more » | Other threads
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pamela anderson
Kid Rock And Jeremy Piven Hold Malibu Inn Patrons Hostage To Drunken, Amateur Rock
A Defamer reader looking for some stripped down, hard-rock entertainment at the Malibu Inn Saturday night instead got the inept musical stylings of a celebrity clusterfuck: a band composed entirely of rock star progeny conceived during a series of Jack n' Coke-enhanced blackouts in the 80s was usurped by a blitzed, mic-hogging Kid Rock and substitute drummer Jeremy Piven, who made up for his inability to keep time by proudly shouting to the crowd the classic punk credo of all Emmy-winning, rock star-wannabes: "I won metal!" More » -
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Pamela Anderson Shares Her Latest Giant Mistake On Website
Pamela Anderson, crusader on behalf of fryer-bound chickens everywhere, posted an entry in her website diary today in which she announced her plans to marry longtime on-again, off-again boyfriend and Scott Stapp sex-tape consort, Kid Rock: More » -
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Pamela Anderson Likens Canada's Seal Hunt To War In Iraq
Pamela Anderson has proven herself to be an indefatigable crusader on behalf of those beautiful and defenseless creatures many of us enjoy eating and wearing, animals. She made a homecoming of sorts with her most recent campaign, sending an impassioned plea to her homeland's leader, Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, to call off the highly controversial seal hunt currently underway on Canada's East Coast. From her letter: More »
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By SethComment by iforgetwhat8isfor: Frankly, Canadians need some butching up and if clubbing baby seals insures respect then have at it. Someone should tell Pam... more » | Other threads
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short ends
Short Ends: Coming Soon To The Chest Of Your Favorite Real World Cast Member
Genius idea of the day: Pre-pixelated clothes for reality TV casts. If that stuff is hot-tub safe, this guy's going to be a millionaire by the end of the week. [via TVGasm] More » -
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Pamela Anderson Goes Another Round With KFC
Her New Year's Eve party may have been a washout, but spunky Stacked star Pamela Anderson has picked herself up, wrung out her gigantic fake melons, and jumped right into 2006 with abandon. Her first big project: Hopping back on board the anti-KFC train, and in doing so rendering our heads dizzy with a seemingly infinite combination of bust, breast and spork jokes: More »
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By SethComment by Jim Treacher: There's gotta be a crow's feet joke in there somewhere. more » | Other threads
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pamela anderson
Defamer New Year's Eve Guide: Starbang Your Way Into 2006
Stuck in town and still not sure about your New Year's Eve plans? Pamela Anderson has just turned that issue into a no-brainer: Simply join her and a few thousand of her closestrecreational investorsfriends on the Paramount lot for the Party of the Year! More »
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By SethComment by MonkeyinDiapers: I suppose the 5th annual? downtown LA Giant village with superstar Int'l DJ's was overlooked in this flack released item about nothing... more » | Other threads
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Short Ends: Start Your Own Gang!
· There is perhaps no better way to mourn Tookie Williams' execution than by starting your own gang. Slate shows you how! More » -
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Short Ends: Recluse Freezes Mom, Totally Hearts Jennifer Garner
· "Schuth has said he fantasized about being married to 'Alias' star Jennifer Garner. At his sentencing, he said: 'I apologize to Jennifer Garner and her pool boy Ben Affleck for involving them in my fantasies.'" Amazingly, this is the least troubling part of the story. More »
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By MarkComment by Ron Mwangaguhunga: Could you please supersize my fries, Mr. Eisner? more » | Other threads
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defamer
Pam-Cakes Return To The Fox Lot, "Stacked" To Depart Before Thanksgiving
Attention all Fox employees unlucky enough to be at their desks at this ungodly hour: This is just a friendly reminder that your infinitely benevolent masters are once again offering you a very special treat at the Commissary and the News Cafe. That's right, Foxies, they're generously affording you the opportunity to purchase "Pam-Cakes," everyone's favorite promotional breakfast treat (with the possible exception of the Prison Break Shower Sausage) to celebrate tonight's special pre-cancellation presentation of Pamela Anderson's Stacked. Get yourself down to the mess hall before they're gone, but eaters beware: The flapjacks look fluffy and delicious on-camera, but up close, they're distressingly wrinkled and unappetizing. More » -
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Short Ends: Pregnant Britney May Have Screwed On Camera, Whatever
· On any other day, i.e. one without Tom Cruise's fake baby, Lindsay Lohan's accident, and the Simpson-Lachey fiasco, rumors of a Britney Spears sex tape might get more traction. Today? Meh. More » -
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Short Ends: RIP, Nipsey Russell
· Late night talk show joke writers despair: Nipsey Russell, frequent non-sequitur punchline and the "poet laureate of television," has passed on. More » -
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Pamela Anderson's Stalker Needs An Agent
With its high density of seemingly sexually available actresses, the sleepy upscale beach town of Malibu has lately become a hotbed for stalkers. Recently, Jennifer Aniston obtained a restraining order for an unwanted love interest with bad timing, and now The Smoking Gun has Pamela Anderson's filing to prevent a British homeless man's future offers for creative collaboration: More » -
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Roasters Test Tom Cruise's Lawyer's Sense Of Humor
Even at the Comedy Central roast of Pamela Anderson, an event ostensibly dedicated to jokes about the inversely proportional relationship between the size of one's fake tits and her talent and intelligence, the mocking of Tom Cruise figured prominently. Says The Scoop: More »
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