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#turningpoints
Oprah Makes It Official: She's Leaving Syndicated TV in 2011
And thus an era ends. As rumored she would, Oprah Winfrey announced today that she will give up her syndicated show to focus on building her cable network.
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#disasters
2012 and Precious Box-Office Takes Prove Worlds' Sadomasochism Fetish Profitable
Roland Emmerich's "Apocalypse BUKKAKE" masterpiece, 2012, opened at the box office on Friday! For a movie where everyone already knows the ending—the world, it ends—it did really, really well. So did the sad movie about the sad girl. More » -
#oprah
Oprah Reportedly Ready to Walk Away from Her Show
If this pans out, it's a huge showbiz announcement. Nikki Finke has posted that Oprah Winfrey has decided to give up her CBS-syndicated show and move her eponymous daytime chat show to her own cable network. More » -
#trophytrot
Are Precious' Oscar Hopes Doomed or Are Pundits Just Crazy?
It's tough to be an Oscar favorite in October, five full months before the awards. And a little film called Precious is learning that it's even harder to be Oscar's front runner, especially if no one has seen you yet. More » -
#mastersoftheuniverse
How Did Michael Buble Become the Biggest Star on Earth?
Last week he beat out the much-heralded return of KISS for the top slot on the album charts. This week, the Canadian crooner Michael Buble slam-dunked the biggest phenomenon in all entertainment: the Twilight series. More » -
#charts
Oprah Ruins KISS' Final Shot at Glory
Did you know that in KISS's epic career, they've never had an album reach the No. 1 on the Billboard chart? After they released their record last week, that final prize seemed at hand. Then Oprah ruined everything. More » -
#traderoundup
As Vivendi Fiddles, Hollywood Awaits Big Shake-Up (or Shake-Down)
Nothing that excites Hollywood more than the thought of a studio changing hands; the implications spilling down over a generation of executives and deals might be completely incomprehensible from this distance, but they are darn exciting. More » -
#instantreview
The Jay Leno Show: As Bad as You Thought It Would Be
We tuned into Leno's first hour hoping that the comedian might be able to pull out a stellar performance. Instead, what we got was a slap-dash version of The Tonight Show, but with even less funny jokes.
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#traderoundup
Oprah Battles Clooney for the Toronto Spotlight; Soderbergh Just Wants to Paint
It's on in Toronto. Despite pre-festival buzz about the death of independent film and grown-up distribution, turns out there's still enough hype to light up on Canadian city. More » -
#marketingfollies
Oprah Puts Michael Moore in Deep Freeze
Apparently science has discovered the one force in nature that can silence Michael Moore: The Oprah Winfrey Show. More » -
#shutuptwitter
Trent Reznor Abandons Twitter, Too
Trent Reznor has had it with Twitter. The microblogging service let the singer give fans a peek into his personal life; that turned out to be not such a good idea. More » -
#traderoundup
Fighting, F-cking, Death, and Debra Messing
Mark Wahlberg finally gets to fight. Jenny Bicks is a writer you should be jealous of. People love a good real-life murder mystery, whether it's set in Aruba or Colorado. And they love Debra Messing too. More » -
#shutuptwitter
Oprah's on Twitter, Twitter's on Oprah, and Everyone's So Excited!
We think we've figure out Twitter's big news tomorrow: Oprah Winfrey is joining Twitter. Here's the evidence. More » -
#oprahwinfrey
Watch Oprah Winfrey Stifle the Urge to Bash Gwyneth Paltrow's Skull In With a Panini Press
We've already shared with you Joaquin Phoenix's flea-ridden performance art; now, onto the next chapter of Two Lovers' doomed PR assault, in which Gwyneth "Fuck the Haters!" Paltrow describes for Oprah her dieting regime. More » -
#oprahwinfrey
Oprah Winfrey Will Have Dr. Oz Gunned Down For His Insolence
Look, Dr. Oz: Only Oprah is allowed to refer to her weight gain, and when she does, you're supposed to say, "What weight gain? Why, you look fit and healthy—not like that Viola Davis!" More » -
#thesecret
One Of Oprah's Favorite Things: Crack?
It's not just you: We all tend to put our life-fulfillment-guru talk-show deities on a pedestal. We ask, then, that you hold on tightly to your sweater capes as we relay the following: More » -
#oprahwinfrey
Oprah Winfrey's Favorite Things Do Not Include 'Doubt' Director
There are few people in this world brave enough to rebuff an insistent, role-seeking Oprah Winfrey, but Doubt director John Patrick Shanley is one of them. He had his certainty! More » -
#videuhoh
Oprah Grapples with Gift of Gay
Watch Oprah's expression as a minister tells her, "Being gay is a gift from God." More » -
#deals
Oprah Finally Able to Put Nudity and Swearing Into Her TV Movies
Ever think that Oprah Winfrey's potent brand of self-actualization could use some more bare breasts? You're in luck!
