Since its release last week, One Direction’s new album Made in the A.M. has echoed loudly over the hot, muddy shit pits of hell. “I’ve got fire for a heart, I’m not scared of the dark. You’ve never seen it look so easy.” On the beat, the devil cackles and takes a coal from the fire, tossing it onto Harry Styles’s boyish torso. Simon Cowell knew this was coming.
Multiple outlets reported over the weekend that, beginning in March 2016, tumultuous pop group One Direction will go on a temporary, year-long hiatus. The boys allegedly won’t tour after the release of their fifth album and will instead focus on solo projects. Then, finally, after they’ve gotten this rotten, lust-driven desire out of their system, they’ll come back together as god intended as the group One Direction...or will they?
In a recent interview with New Zealand's ZM Online, singer/songwriter Ed Sheeran revealed a few things: in addition to being a troubadour, he's a cock connoisseur; he thinks One Direction's Harry Styles has a big dick; and said photo proving Styles's hung status was leaked onto the internet a few years ago by Styles himself. Via Towleroad, 'av a watch, guvnuh: