Gawker
-
3,065
10
By MarkComment by Bon Jour, Pee Wee: They're a result of Big Red giving him a purple nurple. more » | Other threads
-
47,551
By MarkComment by The Gen X Eurotrash Jetsetter Club: I still don't understand how someone with that sized breasts could get a job as a stripper. Especially in... more » | Other threads
-
15,282
By SethComment by raincoaster: Her chest looks like something from the Alien movies. But her hair does look fantastic, it must be said. more » | Other threads
-
jessica alba
Jessica Alba Continues To Withhold Breasts From Desperate Public
Jessica Alba should be proud. Her fierce protection of her image and stubborn refusal to give into the flesh-baring pressures that eventually consume nearly all B-list actresses has created a demand for a prurient glimpse of her naughty parts so intense that the online world is reflexively salivating over a glimpse of something, anything possibly visible through the tumescence-dampening protection of a fleetingly revealed bra. If Alba doesn't find that inevitable tasteful nudie vehicle soon (we're still partial to something with flight attendants or police cadets, or preferably both), we think the internets may completely implode from frustration. More » -
lindsay lohan
Lindsay Lohan's Auto Show Nipple Slip
The above photo of Lindsay Lohan at last night's General Motors celebrity fashion show (yes, really) will likely spread on the internets faster than a love bug on VD Night at Mood, so prepare your inboxes for a barrage of links promising a glimpse of the starlet's goodies. But after the Pavlovian drooling response induced by a famous nipple escaping its couture jail subsides, let's all ask ourselves a question: "Now why would a nice girl like Lindsay allow herself to be photographed from an angle likely to result in a too-revealing view of her breast?" The more charitable among us might decide that the chaos caused by the flashbulb firing squad made Lohan forget how loose her garment was on the right side. The rest of us, however, might be inclined to think that she decided that it was finally time to show the world that she's gotten her "curves" back. We'll leave it to you to decide how surgically adept her "dietician" and "trainer" might be. More » -
britney spears
Grammys Hangover: Britney's Nipple Surprise
It took us almost two days, but we've finally found something from the Grammys more unsettling than a possibly senile Paul McCartney (he's got to be, right?) being tricked into performing with Linkin Park—namely, this photo of burgeoning hip-hop superstar K-Fed and kiddie car-seat eschewing scofflaw Britney Spears. We're sure it's just a trick of perspective, but we could swear that Federline isn't flashing a peace sign, but actually using those two fingers to slide his meal ticket's dress down just enough to create some cocktail dress/areola separation. ("Hey baby, look what I just done! PopoZao, little nipple motherfucker!") If you're frustrated by the censored version above, clicking the image will produce a more revealing, NSFW version that will undoubtedly brighten your Friday afternoon. More » -
lindsay lohan
Lindsay Lohan's Nipple Embarks On Comeback Tour
To paraphrase the great Michael Corleone, we try to get out, but they keep slipping us back in. Egotastic's uncovered a fresh Lindsay Lohan nipple-slip, a now-rare occurrence that once seemed like a weekly event. [Ed.note—Good times, good times.] In our continuing mission of service to you, the breakaway areola-craving reader, we've subtly labeled the spot of the infraction; however, we realize that this image might not be appropriate for our pre-teen readers, so we've demurely covered up the area with a tiny picture of Lohan's long-retired cleavage. Clicking the picture will take you to the potentially NSFW photo, sickies. More » -
- 1
1-8 of 8 for "Defamer, Nipple Slips"
