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    jasonelias: You know, I don't know why Charlie Sheen still has a career. He's just not that funny as a comedic actor. He (and that cast exodus) pretty much destro... more »
    Dot: Please tell me this means they'll remove that horrid show he's in. Every time I don't change the channel fast enough, I get PTSD. more »
    CrayonSmoothie: Pfft. Just a poor man's Tom Sizemore. more »
    pureblarney: Foster, you read Redwall, you nerd. And yes, chicks dig Charlie Sheen circa 1985, back when he was still the youngest, hottest graduate of the Martin... more »
    AlexSea: oh 'avatard', that's clever! i saw you used that earlier too! #gawker,circa7thgrade more »
    NoodlePress: That TMZ article says the 911 call came in at 8:45 am on Christmas. And they had both been drinking, and she was legally over-the-limit. Who gets hamm... more »
    Mo MoDo: 2.5 Men is filler between How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang Theory comes on. more »
    TheSometimesWhy: Only in the most nepotistic business in a world predicated on nepotism does this human oil slick have a shot. And then another shot. And then anothe... more »
    IpsoFacto: Hopefully, this incident puts the wheels in motion for the cancellation of that horrid show. Dontcha think its kinda weird that Chris Brown's career ... more »
    Island of Misfit Toys: My father and step-mother watch Two and a Half Men. They DVR it. I've been stuck over there when they replay it. It's painfully stupid. And they l... more »
    Trai_Dep: I'm so glad Teh Gays of California were blocked from legal marriage so that the institution was protected for guys like this. more »
    Le_Horla: I will admit right now that I watch Two and Half Man. I even watch reruns on weekend. I can't explain it. I think that the character he plays on THM i... more »
    sweet_communist: I never thought I'd see a Redwall reference on Gawker. It makes me a little nervous. more »
    Airvault: I wish I could give him and the rest of career a pass for this scene alone. more »
    Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Charlie bites our finger and never stops. more »
    CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more »
    NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more »
    WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more »
    ClockOnTheStove: 4. What two talented A-list bloggers are returning to Gawker? more »
    Island of Misfit Toys: 1. The Travoltas 2. Kathy Griffin 3. J. Lo more »
  • #apologies

    Apologetic Nate Silver Throws Statistics Under The Oscars Bus

    Penélope Cruz's Oscar victory may have been a great moment for Spain, but it was a terrible tragedy for America because it has forced statistician Nate Silver to break up with his greatest love: numbers. More »
  • #oscars

    Mean Oscar Prognosticator Gives Taraji P. Henson False Hope

    Superstar statistician Nate Silver has used data upon data to accurately forecast some of baseball's and politics' most complex developments. So how to follow up the election? How else: by being wrong at the Oscars. More »
  • #predictions

    Nate Silver Spoils Oscars

    Hey, America's #1 numbers whiz Nate Silver has already figured out who will win all the Oscars! Thanks for spoiling the "female Super Bowl," Nate, you misogynist. Click through to see the future of cinema: More »