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more about #defamer more comments → VioletViolet: Still waiting for Fantastic Mr. Fox to reach non-selected cities next weekend. I know Gawker is all, "waah, hipster appeal! hoodie nation!" about it, ... more » SpyMagician: I’d like to go to the movies, but it gets dark at like 6:00pm now and all movies are about death, dying, when you will die, things dying, living... more » Helio: I have a long standing desire to make it to the end of the world just to see it all crash and burn. The grey and dusty and boring parts is more the po... more » Glib and Bitchy: Compare this weekend's Precious take of $6 million on 174 screens ($35,000 per screen) to last weekend's $1.8 million on 18 screens ($100,000 per -- I... more » ian spiegelman: Precious is based on the incredibly awful and embarrassing Push by a hateful presence who calls herself Saffire. She got roughly $500,000 for this hol... more » MrInBetween: Mid-November is such a boring, dreadful time of year. Halloween is over, the dread of Thanksgiving lurks on the horizon, SNL is aggressively sucking. ... more » RandomLunatic: I really would read I Hope They Smoke Adderall In Hogwarts. Then I would start a fanboy message board to parse it, and we'd get into long-winded, Adde... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: I loved the moment where she was shopping at prada and said "I'd rather be shopping at south coast plaza" (overpriced mall, behind the orange curtain)... more » ShanghaiLil: Yeah. "Celebrities." Sure. more » OldTowneTavern: So she sings Country? Well, I wouldn't know. The first time I heard that "You belong with Me" song, I mistook it for a Clearasil commercial. #taylor... more » adiam7: Vickie is stupid and he mother is worse. The daughter seems like she has a good head on her shoulder. The worst shit was her saying her daughter finis... more » belltolls: Paid commenters; awesome concept. #audrinapatridge more » Niko Bellic: I want to see a film in which a theater full of people who went to watch Mr Fox gets destroyed by a flying aircraft carrier (full of people who went t... more » belltolls: #2012 more » hotpinklovesofa: I hate myself for watching this but I can't help it. It's probably the only reality crap that I watch on TV so I guess it's not so bad. It's OK that... more » -
#sadthings
What Happens to a Hollywood Dream Deferred?
In somewhat lighter news, let's all can the schadenfreude surrounding the cancellation of Mischa Barton's horrible model soap, The Beautiful Life. But think of all the lost souls cast out into the streets, like actress Sara Paxton. More » -
#thingsweactuallylike
Mischa Barton's Wisdom Teeth Managed Not to Ruin The Beautiful Life
Last night, I tuned into CW's new model show The Beautiful Life hoping to gawk at the train wreck of Mischa Barton's return to primetime. What I found was worse than I could have imagined—it was actually good! More » -
#ohreally
The Cause of Mischa Barton's Time in the Crazy House: Wisdom Teeth
Remember when Mischa Barton was involuntarily committed this past July? Well, we finally found out why. It's because her teeth hurt. That's probably the worst rehab excuse we've ever heard. Why not just go with "exhaustion?" More » -
#celebsinperil
Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
When Mischa Barton got on the train to Cuckootown we thought she joined the ranks of Britney Spears and Mariah Carey. Not really, because people seemed to actually care about their public descent into madness. Is the celeb meltdown passe? More » -
#celebsinperil
Mischa Barton is Not Well
Mischa Barton was supposed to be in New York tonight to attend the premiere her of her new movie, Homecoming, which was directed by Morgan Freeman. However, she won't be attending after cops were called to her home last night. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Pregnant, Lindsay Refuses Rehab
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for worthwhile "news" in In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Ok! and Us. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Rihanna Loves Chris, Mischa's "Skin & Bones"
Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" celebrity tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week, in addition to Rihanna news, the mags report Jessica Simpson's every meal while calling Mischa and Lindsay scary-skinny. [Jezebel] -
