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more about #defamer more comments → unclevanya: 1. Brangelina 2. NPH and Harry Morgan 3. Deanna Durbin more » A Message To Rudy: Damn, one minutes Amy Winehouse looks like a trainwreck and other times she looks like...well, a little less of a trainwreck. more » econdave: 3. Debbie Gibson. So much for "I Think We're Alone Now". more » OMG! Ponies!: "Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." Really? Because I make a kickass bacon cheeseburger. more » Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate: I almost joined the WOW widow club- (yes, there is a term for this). I solved it by taking the modem to work and leaving it there for a month. more » CODiva: I have the opposite to the "O no!" reaction. OWN is a much bigger platform for her than a daily talk show, even with all of its reach and amazing exte... more » A Message To Rudy: 2. David Boreanaz and John Ratzenberger more » Tremonius: If the `spawn of a former Yahoo CEO' demands of a bouncer "just fucking Google me, you dumb fuck" then the search wars are already lost, and Microsof... more » A Message To Rudy: 3. Poor Deanna Durbin. more » NotChoinski: 1 Banderas/Griffith 2 Tony Shahloub / Bill Mumy 3 Carol Channing ('tween estrogen and death) more » Magister: Shatner! more » StonedAndDethroned: 1 is Jennifer Garner and 2 is Joss Stone more » resipsaloquacious: Poor # 2, no man should come home to see his wife in a hot tub rubbing James Garner's bunions. more » scroll_lock: Tony Dow pulled a hamstring? more » mimigoliath: What I want to know is when Mitch Winehouse and Joe Simpson will hold a daughter-titty beer summit. more » -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
#stalkers
Hollywood's Spooky Stalker Week Continues: Timberlake, Seacrest, and Cyrus
Celebrities deal with all kinds of ghouls: fans, paparazzi, tabloid media (Hi!), D-Listers, agents, etc. But the spookiest? Stalkers. Certifiable crazies who can't get enough of you. Literally. Everyone's got one lately: JT, Ryan Seacrest, Miley Cyrus, and...Bret Easton Ellis? More » -
#whatshappening
Ooooh! Now There Are Gay Sex Spoilers!
Spoilers come in many shapes, sizes and colors. And the latest Sex and the City leaks are decidedly lavender. That means gay. More » -
#poplife
In Defense Of Lady Gaga, Whose VMA Performance "Will Inspire A Movement"
She wears preposterous ensembles and says ridiculous things. But seriously? We need Lady Gaga. [Jezebel] -
#divas
Paula Abdul Finds New Gig
With her Idol tenure officially over, Paula Abdul's now banking on another gig: host of VH1s Divas special. This year's edition honors Kelly Clarkson, Jordin Sparks, Adele and Miley Cyrus. It's far easier to be a "diva" these days. [Twitter] -
#partyintheusa
Strip Club Disapproves Of Miley's Crappy Pole-Dancing
This morning, we received an email from NYC strip club Scores, condemning Miley Cyrus' "indecent, underage behavior," since no one asked. Houston, we have a problem. [Jezebel] -
#mondaymorningboxoffice
Hannah Montana and Cowboy Ride Rocket Horses Past Speeding Toyota
Hannah Montana opened big, meaning we get six more years of Miley Cyrus. Fast & Furious continues to do donuts in America's muddy backyard, and those few who Observe'd did not Report good things. More » -
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#ohdear
Miley Cyrus Stalker Filmed By Daily News, Sent On His Merry Way
Miley Cyrus, the chestnutty star of Hannah Montana, is in New York today! A legion of fans has shown up to meet her, including Mark McLeod, a creepy Georgian who talks to her through pictures. More » -
#mileycyrus
Miley Cyrus Twitter Hack Full Of Missed Opportunities, Misspellings
It's a shame that someone went to the trouble of hacking Miley Cyrus's Twitter account, then eschewed the imaginative vagina prose of his forebears to merely imagine X-rated episodes of The Miley and Mandy Show. More » -
#celebjurisprudence
Woman Seeks $4 Billion Restitution For Miley Cyrus's Crimes Against Asianity
Justifiably, semi-apologies and awards-season censure aren't going far enough to repair Miley Cyrus's SlantyGate-poisoned reputation among Asians. It's going to take a lot more — like $4 billion more — to achieve litigated peace. More » -
#mileycyrus
Margaret Cho Gifts Miley Cyrus With Hit New Ballad 'Chinky Eyes'
If Miley Cyrus wants to make amends with the Asian community in the wake of her scandalous, slanty-eyed snapshots, perhaps she should ring up Margaret Cho, who's just penned her a new tune. More » -
#torturedlogic
You Only Think Miley Cyrus Is Racist Because Britney Spears Is Sober
Though Miley Cyrus may have been Oscar-snubbed, at least she's the frontrunner for a Tortured Logic nomination after she blamed the media uproar for her slanty-eyed play-acting on...Britney Spears's sobriety. More » -
#mileycyrus
Will Miley Cyrus's Racist Indiscretions Keep Her From Awards Glory?
Kidding! It's rhetorical! Clearly it's not such a slow news day that we would actually contrive to ask that question, right? Right. But someone would — you get one guess who. More » -
#awards
Today in Awards Hell: SAG Noms Revealed; Oscar Favors Mariah, Miley, Clint
The Screen Actors Guild took its finger off the nuke button long enough to select 2008 awards nominations, while the Academy narrowed its Best Song candidates to a modest 49.
