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#traderoundup
The Vampires Are Coming! Lock Up Your Checkbooks
In a few months, after New Moon leaves the theaters, we will celebrate the milestone of being halfway through our national Twilight journey, with only two more films to go. But first we have to get through this weekend. More » -
#boxofficemonday
America to Critics: Drop Dead! Couples Retreat Owns Weekend
When it comes to comedy, there's no arguing with taste. And if what America wants in their humor is the smirking, manic, his-lips-say-wacky-but-his-eyes-say-death-can't-come-quick-enough antics of Vince Vaughn, then who are we to argue? More » -
#feuds
Michael Moore in Self-Promotional War with CBS
So, Michael Moore has been making the media rounds to promote his latest project, Capitalism: A Love Story. The film, we're sure, will be enlightening, but, as happens with all things Moore, may be overshadowed by the man himself. More » -
#gawkermovieguide
Astronauts, Robots, French Ladies and Michael Moore to Invade Theaters this Weekend
We're in a bit of a cranky mood looking over this weekend's releases. A lot of heat but not much light, is the vibe we're getting. Actually maybe not that much heat either. But hey, Sorority Row is still playing. More » -
#marketingfollies
Oprah Puts Michael Moore in Deep Freeze
Apparently science has discovered the one force in nature that can silence Michael Moore: The Oprah Winfrey Show. More » -
#traderoundup
Musicals, Gondolas, Cowboys and Aliens!
Ashes may still be raining down on the city. Summer doldrums may be stifling the rest of America. But for Hollywood, this week marks the kick-off of Festival Season! Ole! And the party is breaking out everywhere you look. More » -
#trailerpark
The Depressing Trailer For Michael Moore's New Movie
The trailer for Capitalism: A Love Story, Michael Moore's new movie, is here. It's about banks, and how they're bad, and how the working man can't get by any more. He tries to make a citizens' arrest of AIG. Ha-ha. More » -
#traderoundup
If Will Smith Won't Come to Manhattan, Manhattan Will Come to Will Smith
Today there is news of: Will Smith and a new awful-sounding sappy movie, New Line's new lady policy, a Steppenwolf legend going to TV, and Michael Moore has made a big fat new movie about fat cats. More » -
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Mike’s Election Guide 2008 by Michael Moore
“Outrageous humor, passionate partisanship and common sense.” —St. Petersburg Times More »
