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more about #defamer CrayonSmoothie: 3. I'm thinking Queen Latifah for this one. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Sarah, Todd, and Jesus Christ 2 - Jillian Reynolds, because I hate her 3 - Lady Gaga, to Zoroastrianism. more » WalterPater: 1. Jackman, his beard and his boyfriend. 3. Mariah. more » ClockOnTheStove: 4. What two talented A-list bloggers are returning to Gawker? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. The Travoltas 2. Kathy Griffin 3. J. Lo more » NoelleBlue: Jordin Sparks for 3? more » siarna: 1. Will and Jada. 3. Christina Aguilera. more » ArmCandy: 1. Sigh. Invite me over, Hugh Jackman. 2. What is a Real reality star? 3. Sounds like Jessica Simpson, but wasn't Papa Joe a pastor? I'll go with JLo. more » DennyCrane: 2 smells like New York to me. more » econdave: 3. Shakira, Shakira. more » TNT Freckles McGee: #3 JLo? more » TheSometimesWhy: The best way for people to understand this man is by remembering that Napoleon Bonaparte had a Chris Albrecht complex over two hundred years before it... more » heywhat: I remember right after he kicked his now wife then girlfriend's ass, none other than Ari Emanuel wrote an article on the Huffington Post singing this ... more » PaisleyPajamas: I was gonna add Starz in 2010 to catch this show, but now I'd just be creeped out by the violence. more » SidAndFinancy: Paging Governor Monserrate .... more » forwardmotion: Look! It's Mr. Smithers more » shostakobitch: Too bad Chris Brown is a singing idiot and not a glowering old asswipe in a suit. more » fatmonalisa: 1. I sort of think this is Jessica Szohr. The other people on Gossip Girl have kids and Taylor Momsen could also be considered a "child" more » pumpkinsoup: Item #3 was solved and attributed to Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman according to this news item posted to BlindGossip.com. [blindgossip.com] more » Ack: 2. Totally Zellweger/Cooper. 3. I want to say Chris Martin, though I think Keith Urban or Brad Paisley are better guesses. more » -
#beautifulawards
The Defamer Guide to Saving the Oscars
The show may or may not get higher ratings than the American Idol finale, but the subject of who will host and produce the 82nd Academy Awards telecast remains Hollywood's perennial obsession.
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#tweehearts
After Cera, Who Is America's Next Hoodie Hearthtrob?
With the fall of Michael Cera, the hipsters who run the world have gone into overdrive searching for the sexiest Man/Boy Alive. The landscape is littered with contenders but no clear frontrunner has yet emerged.
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#americastweeheart
The Michael Cera Backlash Begins
It's a razor thin line between being the coolest person on the planet and being the uncoolest person on the planet, and hoodie hearthrob Michael Cera may just have crossed over. More » -
#modernandawkward
Michael Cera's Arrested Development
Paper Heart comes out in limited release today, with Michael Cera playing — surprise! — an awkward teenager in a twee comedy. Satirists have already mocked Cera's typecasting; are they overstating things? Here's a side-by-side comparison of the actor's work. More » -
#younglove
Michael Cera and Charlyne Yi Break-Up. Publicity Stunt or Just Devastating News?
Michael Cera has dumped long-time girlfriend Charlyne Yi. At least that's what a source tells Star Magazine now that Cera is "superfamous" he's "itching to date other people." Here's how we cope. More » -
#traderoundup
Everything Un-Ravaged, Everthing Un-Burned in Hollywood
Three picture deals, reunions, prequels, and the secret ingredient to box office success have all been revealed! Like a fresh patch of skin that emerges after a viscous sunburn, this last week of July has some rejuvenating news from Hollywood. More » -
#listicle
The Year of Awkward Young Men
Leading men are dead. Who are the symbols of movie male virility in 2009? Gentle, sensitive, geeky male outsiders with a love of Lou Reed and snug hoodies! It's time to sack up and throw away the sweater vest. More » -
#arresteddevelopment
Bullied Michael Cera Finally Signs Onto Arrested Development Movie
Fire up the chicken dance—or, at least, your best approximation of it. Michael Cera, the lone holdout among the reunited cast of Arrested Development, has finally agreed to do the movie. More » -
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#arresteddevelopment
Arrested Development Casting Breakdown Gives Loyal Fans False Hope
Excited for the potential Arrested Development movie? (Not you, Michael Cera.) A brand-new casting breakdown and release date would appear to confirm its production, but there's an unfortunate twist. More » -
#hoaxes
Michael Cera Now Reveling In His Newfound, Made-Up Villainy
Tired of Christian Bale spoofs and Michael Cera's obstinate reluctance to sign on to the Arrested Development movie? Have we got a video for you! More » -
#arresteddevelopment
Jeffrey Tambor To Berate Michael Cera Until He Signs Up For 'Arrested Development' Movie
Is Michael Cera floating an Arrested Development trial balloon? The actor is still refusing to commit to the big-screen version of his canceled series, but one of his costars claims to have the inside scoop. More » -
#arresteddevelopmentfilmtracker
Ron Howard Unwilling To Blame 'Punk' Michael Cera for 'Arrested Development' Holdup
Lower your pitchforks! Even as yet another Arrested Development actor comes aboard the movie (more on that later), Ron Howard is defending Michael Cera's right to maybe shred the film's script, if he wants to. More » -
#arresteddevelopmentfilmtracker
Michael Cera Would Rather Play A Villain Than George Michael Bluth
We'd predicted that Michael Cera would be forced to answer for his noncommittal involvement with the Arrested Development movie while at Sundance (where he's promoting his latest film, Paper Heart). Just how evasive was he? More » -
#traderoundup
Awkward Boy Battles Superman And The Human Torch
· Tights-friendly prettyboys Chris Evans and Brandon Routh join Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, playing two evil ex-boyfriends Michael Cera must defeat in order to win the woman of his dreams. [THR] More » -
#arresteddevelopmentfilmtracker
Jason Bateman Circles The Staircar Around Indecisive Michael Cera
Michael Cera hasn't done much talking on the Arrested Development movie since he notoriously said he "doesn't see a need for it." That's fine, though: onscreen dad Jason Bateman is happy to talk for him. More » -
#arresteddevelopment
'Arrested Development' Film Tracker: Will Arnett Talks, Maeby More Than a 'Maybe'
Previously, on the Arrested Development Film Tracker: Jessica Walter and Tony Hale threw in, while creator Mitchell Hurwitz elliptically blamed a foot-dragging Michael Cera for the holdup. Now, new news! -
#arresteddevelopment
'Arrested Development' Creator: Michael Cera is Holding Up the Movie
As our Arrested Development Film Tracker™ continues to fill up with "yes" balloons, one very prominent "no" remains as Ann as the nose on plain's face. But could Michael Cera single-handedly delay the movie? -
#arresteddevelopment
More Non-Cera Stars Continue to Align for the 'Arrested Development' Movie
Though Michael Cera has voiced skepticism about the Arrested Development movie, at least there are still some more original cast members willing to board the stair car.
