1. Even if you look stupid while stealing art, I may still want to have sex with you for reasons I can't explain.
2. Having a look of perpetual creepy, vapid psychopath plastered to your face at all times can make you look like a half-decent actress if your role is playing a perpetually creepy and vapid psychopath.
3. Being the best-looking guy on the show won't necessarily keep you there as long as Nick Zano is lurking in the background. And Nick Zano is always lurking in the background.
4. Nothing on Earth is as good without Amanda Woodward. Nothing. #melroseplace
I think you need to do a bit more research, Richard. The real reason is that Jemaine has been too busy giving me various types of pleasure with those full, luscious lips. #flightoftheconchords
@BookishLookish: When I read 'hot buttons' in the first paragraph, all I could think was that I know a hot button Jermaine could touch! #flightoftheconchords
"We've got to write the series, but we've also got to write the songs, and just dividing your time into those two writing tasks is really tricky"
Really? What made this show hilarious was in part due to the songs being - well - far short of Shakespeare. They can't find anyone in New York to help them write parodies of bad songs / scripts? #flightoftheconchords
The best part of this show for me is Murray Hewitt, their manager. He is so brilliant that sometimes I have to stop the DVR so I can catch my breath. #flightoftheconchords
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1. Even if you look stupid while stealing art, I may still want to have sex with you for reasons I can't explain.
2. Having a look of perpetual creepy, vapid psychopath plastered to your face at all times can make you look like a half-decent actress if your role is playing a perpetually creepy and vapid psychopath.
3. Being the best-looking guy on the show won't necessarily keep you there as long as Nick Zano is lurking in the background. And Nick Zano is always lurking in the background.
4. Nothing on Earth is as good without Amanda Woodward. Nothing. #melroseplace
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Really? What made this show hilarious was in part due to the songs being - well - far short of Shakespeare. They can't find anyone in New York to help them write parodies of bad songs / scripts? #flightoftheconchords
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Bitch. #thecity
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