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more about #defamer more comments → Dave J.: CGI still just looks like CGI, no matter how good/expensive/tech-y it is. I see CGI, and I think "oh, hmm, that's CGI." I would rather watch a movie w... more » mladen: 1. Mel Brooks and Joan Rivers. 2. Meg Ryan. more » mladen: Perfect for Ebner. Not just because of the irony, but because the color's right when he's ailin'. more » NotChoinski: 1 - Portia de Rossi aand Ellen Degeneres. Straight, straight straight. 2 - Angela Lansbury von Frankenstien. more » katastic: 1. The Twilighters, obviously. There's more sexual tension between me and my blender than between those two. more » SuperBien: 1. Jenna Maroney + Tracy Jordan 2. Viola De Lesseps more » hortense: 1. Taylor Swift/Taylor Lautner? more » Island of Misfit Toys: 1. Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth more » DennyCrane: 1) Kristen and RobPatt. 2) Kate Beckinsale. more » Trulymadlyme: 1. Twilight Bitches. 2. I'm going to be crazy and just go there: Kate motherfucking Winslet. more » D2theMatthews: 1) Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen. more » BettyCrocker: 2. Beckinsale. Love her, but yeah. more » scroll_lock: 2. Demi Moore more » AngriestGeek: Um, Titanic sucked, so what's your point? more » TheSometimesWhy: Well, you've got to think that if having Stephen Lang narrate the intro to this magnum ooops!!! was the best idea the producers could come up with, th... more » -
#ohreally
The Cause of Mischa Barton's Time in the Crazy House: Wisdom Teeth
Remember when Mischa Barton was involuntarily committed this past July? Well, we finally found out why. It's because her teeth hurt. That's probably the worst rehab excuse we've ever heard. Why not just go with "exhaustion?" More » -
#celebsinperil
Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
When Mischa Barton got on the train to Cuckootown we thought she joined the ranks of Britney Spears and Mariah Carey. Not really, because people seemed to actually care about their public descent into madness. Is the celeb meltdown passe? More » -
#meltdowns
Career Suicide Caps Joaquin Phoenix's 'Late Show' Stupid Human Tricks
For all the hoaxy drama behind Joaquin Phoenix's hip-hop ambitions, you can't say the guy isn't serious about effectively throwing his film career away after watching his spectacular self-immolation last night on The Late Show. More »
