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more about #defamer more comments → Spirit Fingers: I'm getting a Fern Gully feel to this movie for some reason. Something about the "man" wanting to pillage the forest for his own means. And while ther... more » MisterHippity: The worst part is that the sexy female blue aliens are unnaturally skinny. So I guess they'll make great "thinspiration" for whole new generation of ... more » MisterHippity: I knew this movie was gonna suck the moment I first saw one of those blue aliens in preview clip. The thing is, this is like a kid's cartoon. So the ... more » heywhat: Yes, the special effects look terrible and the plot seems convoluted but I hope the movie does well. By well, I mean I hope it makes between $200-250 ... more » PrincessKashmir: If it were based on the anime show Avatar, yay. But some other hack named Shamalyam's doing that one. more » adiam7: E-meters are NOT cheap people. Don't judge her. more » lostarchitect: I love video games. ....this is a video game, right? more » hughman: not that interested in seeing this. that said, "New York, New York" is an awesome movie. more » Helio: this is so infuriating. I hope this is not the case or else it be like waking up on Christmas morning, finding tons of presents under tree only to rea... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: I remember watching the trailer (they showed it before an NFL game, IIRC) and it looked like a somewhat promising sci-fi flick, then as soon as those ... more » raincoaster: This reminds me of the time my tacky stepmom (Ms Twee Cow Stencils and Gingham 1989) tried to sell the heirloom bedroom furniture that my Mother had. ... more » Airvault: I cringe everytime I see the trailer on TV and that one character says, "You're not in Kansas anymore." How cliche can you get? The man is simply inca... more » Brad Brown: Colonel Quatrich is Ryan Seacrest on steroids. more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: I'm not viewing this in an entirely negative light. It may stink more than Naples in August, but at least he's fucking up his own idiosyncratic visio... more » VioletViolet: I will never write James Cameron off completely because I love Aliens, but this looks like a high-tech version of Ferngully. That was a good movie... more » -
#celebrityscience
Fat or Thin, Mary-Kate Just Can't Win
Remember the prolonged outrage-masked-as-concern over Mary-Kate Olsen's shrinking body? Well, it's back, but this time its directed toward her fleshy frame. What's the poor thing gotta do to keep the tabloids off her back? More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Lindsay's Lips & Mary-Kate's Body: "Bloated"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I search for the joy of good gossip inside Us, In Touch, Star, Ok! and Life & Style. Instead we find falsehoods and reported cosmetic procedures gone wrong. [Jezebel] -
#olsentwins
Olsen twins' new career: judging drag queens on cable. [NYDN]
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#gaffes
Mary-Kate Olsen Mistakes Nationwide Recession For Inexpensive Shopping Opportunity
For some, the country's economic dire straits mean job loss, financial cutbacks, and tough choices. Mary-Kate Olsen, however, believes that "the recession" is a hip new chain store akin to Fred Segal. -
