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more about #defamer more comments → lostarchitect: Oh, I don't know. "Doctor Frumpykins, Esquire" sounds like a pretty good name for an English bulldog, if you ask me. more » skt.smth: Please, please let the developmentally challenged kid's father be played by Chris Burke (Corky from "Life Goes On") so we can have an unexpected and c... more » BxgrlJeri: I do not know why dogs, who are innately wonderful, are saving Christmas, which is innately horrible. more » Banjo-Sea Kitten: Foster, I hate to get all Christmasy on your ass at this early date, but I'm going with "A Dog Named Christmas" and here's why. First of all, you you... more » Atilla the Bun: The golden retrievers in that picture are going to hella pissed that you are suggesting they are in fact labrador retrievers, their prime inter-specie... more » If_I_Had_a_Poodle: The Dog Who Saved Kwanzaa more » goldfarb: the 20 minutes of IMAX 3D didn't make anyone sick... has this 'real live entertainment worker' seen any other films in 3D? more » iplaudius: I will not reply directly to the comment about prison sex, because I do not wish to promote it. Suffice it to say that not all gay men enjoy musical t... more » BadUncle: I just want to know how he has access to the web in prison. and, uh, pube sheets? ick. more » skahammer: James Frey says only wannabes and pretenders get exposed by the LAT. Big-timers make it all the way to Oprah. more » drunkexpatwriter: He and Quentin are now going to be able to write an awesome screenplay for Chained Heat 5. more » lobstr: wow.. 1 year in prison and 5 years probation for vehicular manslaughter. being an academy award winner means much more than the little man statue! more » MissNormaDesmond: Oh, shut the fuck up. You killed someone and you're bitching about having to do time like everybody else, and trying to make like some kind of hero ... more » Claire Buoyant: How do people tweet from jail anyway? When new inmates are admitted nowadays, are they issued their prison stripes, a toothbrush, and a BlackBerry? more » Trai_Dep: I just want to know... Where's the watch? more » -
#traderoundup
When TV Stars Ruled the Earth
Cannibals will soon roam the earth, as will comedians. Jennifer Aniston and dogs are Mother Nature's favorite creations. Audrina Patridge will never, ever die. Your in-town-for-pilot-season friend will never, ever leave. More » -
#mondaymorningboxoffice
Another Visit From Marley's Ghost
The Holidays™ are over. We hope yours ended on a lighter note than ours did—curling up with a 60 Minutes story about a seven-year-old girl decapitated in the back of a limo by a drunk driver. -
#jenniferaniston
For the Holidays, John Mayer Introduces Jennifer Aniston to His TMZ Family
Poor Jennifer Aniston! In New York right now it is far too cold to go nude outside, which left the actress few options to promote her film Marley & Me last night. -
#jenniferaniston
Jennifer Aniston Promotes New, PG-Rated Family Film By Going Completely NSFW
We weren't aware that Jennifer Aniston's new dogcom, Marley & Me, was in urgent need of sexing up, but consider us duly apprised. So what is there to say about these new GQ pictures? -

