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more about #defamer more comments → twoeightnine: You forgot one. She's in the middle of a group of people standing in a circle holding hands. In other words, the pre-concert prayer circle. more » heywhat: 1. Maybe Robert Downey Jr. more » manchops: You hit it on the head about the walking thing. I'd actually go so far as to argue that it's only in New York where it doesn't even occur to you not t... more » MissNormaDesmond: This is hilarious. HILARIOUS! It makes my damn day. By the way, I worked down the street from what's now their building for years, and parking at t... more » fatmonalisa: 3. This is Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr. When they hooked up last year the PR teams spun it like they were the new coupling. She was into it and he w... more » Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: I have hot tickets to her show at the Gomorrah Civic Center. more » mexiback: The girl is always doing this kinda stuff... like she's encouraged to be sexy or something. Very creepy. more » keyshape001: Who wrote this article, Mary Poppins? I def smacked my young bottom to Like a Virgin during the early 80s. My parents even took pictures of me donni... more » britneyspearstears: I was around this age when I first heard the song, "Me So Horny." I sang it for the babysitter, who replied with a very stern look and an explanation ... more » Z und Vielpunkt's chick: I googled "piven hair" and this was the first result: [news.makemeheal.com] more » Merry Magdalene: My 8 year old cousin performed an intricate and sexualized hip hop dance routine to the Black Eyed Peas' "Boom Boom Pow" at our family reunion this su... more » DennyCrane: 1) It's Charlie, not Robert. I don't think Robert was known for the expensive hooker thing as much as Charlie was. 2) Jeremy Piven 3) all of them 4) E... more » Cam/ron: Meh, my second grade classmates and I sang George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" on the school bus whenever it came on the radio. We had no idea what the... more » SexcessToxins: This wasn't really so bad. It's just a kid dancing and singing lyrics to a song that she probably doesn't understand the meaning of anyway. more » DahlELama: "Not Blake Lively" sounds like Leighton Meester and Sebastian Stan. The rest of the item, however, does not, so... Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron? It's... more » -
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Lindsay Lohan's Facebook Page
Our favorite cocaine-dappled redhead, actress Lindsay Lohan, has a Facebook profile! But it's undercover... She goes by the name "Lindsay Ronson," using the last name of her friend (girlfriend perhaps??), DJ Samantha Ronson. She's friends with Marc Jacobs, his ex-fiancé (and former hooker) Jason Preston, The Hills' Lauren Conrad, model Jessica Stam, random internet socialite Cory Kennedy, and a whole host of other notable idiots. It's funny to see that all these loathsome people are connected, though I guess it makes some perfect cosmic sense in a way. Though maybe they don't all get along. She's friends with a "Hiilary Duff" (a notorious enemy) and, judging by her "Wall," she and model Lauren Hastings seem to be in some sort of fight. Also, as you can see from her "Status," she's totes serious about her new sober living ("It was 430 am!!!" she offers as cryptic explanation for something), even though she's been seen hard partying all over the place. Radar has two theories about the possibly "glassy-eyed" Long Islander). Find her "Wall" after the jump, plus, a profile picture of French toast and Parliament Lights (yum!), from Radar More »

