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diane keaton
Diane Keaton: From Here to Obscurity?
No one around here really wants to have the Save-a-Fading-Hollywood-Icon conversation every day. But less than 24 hours after Ed McMahon's sad, bought-and-paid-for declaration that "I am officially a rapper," the quiet dumping of Diane Keaton's new film Smother (or the fact that there even is a Diane Keaton film called Smother) leaves us no real choice. The Oscar-winner's latest is her fourth consecutive Straight-to-Flopz™ effort since 2007, as well as the third during that time (alongside Because I Said So and Mama's Boy) in which she's portrayed a suffocating harpy mom. Worse yet — depressingly so — Smother is the first Diane Keaton film in our adult lifetimes that we didn't even know existed until after it opened. Not. Cool. More »
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By STVComment by goldfarb: on the upside...it's nice to Liv Tyler's career circling the drain. more » | Other threads
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Comment by Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: That's a bridesmaid's dress, right? more » | Other threads
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Comment by JacobFreeze: Show a little respect, people! That's a $50 tip! [i262.photobucket.com] more » | Other threads
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the incredible hulk
'Hulk' Smaaaassssh 'Happening'! (And Other Box-Office Bloodshed For The Weekend Ahead)
Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your guide to the latest surges and scourges among this weekend's new movies. After a fairly predictable go of things last week, we face a pair of high-profile releases that couldn't be further apart in their critical and commercial futures, a nifty and thoroughly unnerving art-house project (hint: wheelchair sex) and a surplus of worthwhile DVD debuts for the shut-ins among us. As always, our opinions are our own and, of course, exceedingly tasteful and accurate. We are always looking out for you! More »
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By STVComment by SpyMagician: Who is the genius who decided to release The Happening during THE SUMMER!!!! Who in their right mind is excited to... more » | Other threads
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Daddy Knows Best
Liv Tyler Shares Dad's Fathering Methods, Including The Time He Flossed Her Teeth While Tripping
So Liv Tyler just separated from her husband of five years and her Jolie-lipped father Steven Tyler just entered rehab for the 78th time, but in the most highly impressive of ways, the actress managed to avoid both lines of questioning during an interview with gay love lover Jay Leno by sweetly relaying stories of their incredibly “healthy” habits. After getting that boring "Oh My Gawd What Was It Like Having Your Dad Watch You Pole Dance At 16" story out of the way (nailed it, Jay!), Tyler paints a very Norman Rockwell-esque portrait of life at Casa Tyler as a child. Though we fear what the young Liv understood to be fatherly love was, in actuality, acid-tripping fatherly hallucinations involving trippy strings of floss. Watch and learn. More »
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Comment by SteamyMcFirecrotch: @WGARefugee: Are "deadites" like "dentites?" Because I'm definitely anti-dentite! more » | Other threads
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Unruly Heirs
Liv Tyler Is Back On The Market And, Hey! Eyes Up Here!
Judging by her appearance on The Late Show Friday night, Liv Tyler isn’t wasting any time moping over her recent separation from husband Royston Langdon. Showing up in a body-hugging little black silk dress, its lace top doing little to cover up cleavage, and pounds of makeup covering her typically bare face, it looks as though Tyler is taking a page from the Gwyneth Paltrow Guide To Hot Rock Moms. But does the trampy look work on Tyler? A closer look after the jump. More »
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Comment by Lala11_7: See... This is what women do after they kick their guy to the curb... We put on too much make-up, high heeled... more » | Other threads
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Liv Lovers
Liv Tyler Gets Separated, But Her Rebound Prospects Look Strong
After all that hullabaloo following Liv Tyler’s missing wedding ring (and missing date) at Monday’s Costume Institute Gala, the dimpled rocker spawn has officially announced that she and husband of five years Royston Langdon "have confirmed their separation." Whether this means those divorce rumors from weeks ago will materialize or that the pair is just going on one of those godawful “breaks” that never work out (see: Swank/Lowe and Richards/Sheen) is unknown so far. But after we took a look at Liv’s previous paramours, we have a feeling Tyler will have no problem finding a worthy suitor. More »
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Comment by Leviticus_71: Being a dude...I would still snoogle Leonardo's Man Castle until I satisfied all of his dirtiest fantasies. The other three... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Drama At The Met: Wedding Rings Gone MIA, Honcho Snubs And Catfights Galore
Mixing two high-profile sects like A-list stars and fashionistas will inevitably result in a bit of drama, but at Monday night's Costume Institute Gala, drama took on a whole new meaning. Catfights! Divas! Public Displays Of Aggression! From Christina Ricci's early departure to Peacock King's Jeff Zucker's bitchy avoidance of Darth Weinstein on the red carpet, everyone's claws were out on Monday night. Adding fuel to the fire, one married actress decided to show up to the event sans wedding ring amid rumors of a pending divorce. All the details, including Jennifer Aniston's fling-of-the-week's comments on whether or not the whole mushy affair is for real, after the jump. More »
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Comment by thecatsmeow: And why was Kiefer left off the invite list? Isn't he dating a fashionista? Oh, Julia was there and as... more » | Other threads
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Comment by dollywould: @Shumina: The skin, the lips, the fact that she got to bang Joaquin Phoenix at his hottest... more » | Other threads
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missdemeanors
Liv Tyler Is A "Pale Fattie" With A "Hilariously Small Head"
Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week? Pregnant still=fat. WTF people?? Also, Celine Dion must be an animal, since she has body hair; Jamie Lynn Spears must be a Star Wars villain, since she is pregnant; and Liv Tyler is a "pale fattie." All this and so much more, after the jump. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! [Jezebel]
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By DodaiComment by BlueParadox: I know all about that Perez clown, and the other people described say equally stupid things. Insulting Liv Tyler was... more » | Other threads
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Comment by SteamyMcFirecrotch: The crazy medicine man who shrunk my head? He went thatta way! more » | Other threads
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trade roundup
Spiderfevermania!
· Here's comes Spider-Man 3! But how much will it make on its domestic opening weekend, after breaking records in 10 of the 16 territories in which it's already playing? Experts agree: a fucking shitload. [[Variety] More » -
uma thurman
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Uma Thurman Devotes 45 Minutes To Consuming Single Gyro
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, and the millionth sighting wins a Cavalier—so send them in often! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you spotted Debbie Downer finding nothing to complain about at Mozza. More »
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By SethComment by The Fabulous Thelma Todd: okay, everyone... - I'm tired of hearing how beautiful everyone looked, "in a natural way". I want to hear... more » | Other threads
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