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"When I See You, Fries, It Makes Me Smile."
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Heidi Klum Is Way Too Fat to Be a Model
So says plastic-faced German fashion designer Wolfgang Joop, anyway. Yes, someone named Wolfgang Joop has criticized someone else for something. Heidi's reps say that the designer is just trying to ride her coattails. More »
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Comment by FreddieBietzsche: Also: Lilly Allen, till you have a rugrat of your own, shut the fuck up, pea brain. 6 Responses | Other threads
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Diablo Cody's Birthday: Bunnies, Bouncy Castles And New Kids On The Block
On June 14, our girl Diablo Cody turned the big 3-0. Being the Gemini minx that she is (she shares a star sign with Anna and Dodai, who were born on the 19th and 3rd, respectively), Diablo, the brunette in the center of this photo, couldn't let such an occasion pass without a truly bitchin' party to mark this momentous date. So she secured the Playboy mansion as the site of her debauchery, declared the evening to be pirate-themed, and erected a bouncy castle in her own honor. Though we could not make it to L.A. to attend the party, we sent a Jezebel mole in our place to snap some pics. Courtney Love performed, Lily Allen partied, the New Kids preened and the Grotto was probably peed in. Check out more photographic evidence after the jump! [Jezebel] -
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Britney Spears Goes On Date With New Father Figure, Lindsay Lohan Goes On Bad-Girls-Only Threesome
Two former members of the infamous Bimbo Summit were not late for very important dates this week. But one alum probably should’ve been. Worker bee Britney Spears was spotted having a one-on-one dinner last night at Havana Room, while pansexual couple of the moment Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson pretended to eat dinner with an unexpected new BFF at Il Sole on Monday. And while Britney’s knight in Hebrew-hating armor has proven himself to be quite the positive influence of late, we’re not so confident that Sam and Lindsay’s third wheel will strengthen Lohan’s so-far-successful ascent towards paycheck-earning, substance-free livelihood. The angel on Britney’s shoulder and devil on Lindsay’s revealed after the jump. More »
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Comment by TheQuestion: Well, if Gibson's looking for Sugar Tits, he could hardly go wrong with Brit-Brit. But doesn't he have kids near... more » | Other threads
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Lily Allen Is "Tubby And Party-Hat Nippled"
Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. You know, we rage against the celebrity blogger machine every week for being anti-female, but maybe we should rage against them more frequently for being anti-funny. Because seriously? These people make the same. Jokes. Every. Damn. Week. Pregnant women are [insert word for "fat" here]; Paris Hilton is [insert term for "slut" here]. It's like playing misogynist madlibs with these fools. If they're going to be jerks, the least they could do is be moderately creative. But alas! Join us in applying some much deserved Jezebel justice to these cliché cocks, after the jump. [Jezebel] -
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"She Looks Like Pocahontas, So If You're Thinking About Raping Her, You Can Say It Was Just For A History Project"
Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, "boys want" Christina Aguilera's boobs, someone would like to slice Lily Allen's belly and someone else offers rape tips. Another great week of "writing" "gossip" on the Internet! Bloggers' continued degradation of female celebrity bodies and their corresponding punishments, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! [Jezebel]
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By DodaiComment by crackbabyjesus: @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Don't shoot the messenger, dumbass. If you don't believe there are plenty... more » | Other threads
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"Her Baby Will Never See Its First Birthday Because It's Living In A Pair Of Bloody Panties"
Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week, women get mocked for being too fat, for having cellulite, for being too fit and therefore not sexy, and, of course, for having a miscarriage. Plus! Excerpts from an interview with the man behind Drunken Stepfather. Bloggers continue to degrade female celebrity bodies, so we continue to punish them, after the jump. Let the Jezebel Justice system begin! [Jezebel]
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By DodaiComment by clyderambutt: The Lily Allen blurb is completely inappropriate, however, so was Lily Allen's behavior while pregnant. 'It's her body' and... more » | Other threads
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Lily Allen's "Lady Parts Are As Numb As Her Heart"
It's time for Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. This week? Pregnant still=Fat; women still=sluts, miscarriage="funny." The offenders and their sentences, after the jump. Let the Jezebel justice system begin! [Jezebel]
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By DodaiComment by birthdaycake: Did y'all know that the Drunken Stepfather creature has a facebook? [www.facebook.com] And supporters??? I'm not advocating the use of firebombs, but... more » | Other threads
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Some Of Isaiah Washington's Best Crisis Managers Are Gay
· Openly gay publicist Howard Bragman "adores" star client Isaiah Washington, who might have "more gay friends than I do." More »
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By MarkComment by adultsupervision: How about the accidental photo of Katherine McPhee in the Chris Paciello story? I guess the CNN "Story Highlights"... more » | Other threads
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