Trade Round-Up: Next Up For Lee Tamahori

· Jessica Biel will star with Nic Cage and Julianne Moore in Next, a sci-fi flick directed by Lee Tamahori, the gender-bendingest director this side of Larry Wachowski. Please refrain from even considering the awkwardness sure to plague the women's wardrobe trailer on that set, as you are much better than that. [Variety] More »

Lee Tamahori Cops A Plea

TMZ.com is reporting that cross-dressing, fellatio-hawking director Lee Tamahori has plea bargained his way out of prostitution charges, thus bringing an end to a distressingly literal chapter in the history of Hollywood whoredom: More »

Let's Go Cruising with Lee Tamahori

Are you a hacky director who's curious about a side-career as a transvestite street walker working the Santa Monica Boulevard beat, but not sure that the life is for you? With the online Let's Go Cruising with Lee Tamahori simulator, weary fauxteurs ready for a different kind of Hollywood whoredom can outfit newly minted cross-dressing icon Lee Tamahori in a variety of wigs, corsets, and garter sets; think of it as dipping a toe in the chilly water of gender-bending sexual entrepreneurship before sheepishly buying a bustier from Trashy Lingerie "for your girlfriend" and hitting the streets for real. More »