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Kiefer Sutherland's Nightmare Scenario Unfolding
Kiefer Sutherland's going to surrender to New York police to answer an assault complaint after head-butting a designer at SubMercer the other night. This could end in torture for Sutherland's show, 24. Such delightful turnabout! More »
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By Ryan TateComment by SecureLocation: It's a pity. Sutherland is a very decent guy (when he's not hammered). The fact that he's still drinking heavily... 2 Responses | Other threads
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The Following Takes Place Between 4pm Tequila Shots and 5 O'Clock Shadows:
What do you get Kiefer Sutherland for his birthday? Apparently, not a transvestite stripper—the National Enquirer says he's already had one of those. More »
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Comment by KimHaemoglobin: I dunno. Apparently it is fine to be a well known brazilian football star and hire a couple for... more » | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: The Return of Kiefer!
"So me and a friend had a bourbon date at the 4100 Bar last night. Place was pretty empty, but who should materialize before us, like some Christmas tree-tackling holiday angel, but KIEFER SUTHERLAND himself."
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By SethComment by VerdaChalcodon: That reminded me of my own Kiefer sighting at 4100 years ago... my friend and I wander drunkenly into the... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Jail-Induced Sobriety a Quaint Lark, Says Kiefer Sutherland
Now that our Kiefer is free as a bird and more velvet-voiced than ever, he's opening up about the seven-week jail stint that made shower soap negotiation almost as perilous as saving the free world. Speaking to Men's Vogue, he details the jail's living conditions (bad, but at least it wasn't the plebeian hellhole inflicted upon Raffaello Follieri) and the cerebral, mercifully short-lived experience that was his sobriety: More »
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Comment by OhNowWhat: I can't believe a grown man thinks that drinking isn't a problem if you don't do it every day. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Kim Kardashian Hates Hurt People
After an achingly long hiatus for all involved — especially for the celebrities observed below — Hollywood PrivacyWatch returns with the very special story of a traffic mishap gone horribly wrong, 90210 stars acting their age (unless you count drinking), and a not-so-quiet brunch. Our regrets for the time off — we'll pick it up in the future. And remember: PrivacyWatch sightings are submitted by Defamer operatives fanned out far and wide, so keep your tips coming. Be sure to include "Sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line — we want every furtive glance to count! More »
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By STVComment by juniperjenny: Who sent in the Kim Kardashian story? Because I'd like to be best friends with you. Let me know and... 2 Responses | Other threads
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24
At this point, 24's seventh season has been hit with more obstacles than the beleaguered Jack Bauer — so what's one more? After suffering through a WGA strike, a one-year delay, and a stint in jail for lead Kiefer Sutherland, the Fox drama is once again shutting down production, says EW. Producer Howard Gordon tells the mag that he was unhappy with the scripts for hours 19-24, so the show will power down until writers can start from scratch. Still, thanks to the eight episodes banked before the strike, producers don't expect the season premiere to be delayed any further — which is more than can be said for the Lifetime debut of Project Runway, now pushed back to January 2009. Originally slotted for this fall, where it would have followed quickly on the heels of its Bravo swan song, producers couldn't make the abbreviated schedule work. The delay lends Lifetime the extra time it will need to craft an all-important needlepoint challenge and secure the participation of "fashion legend" Meredith Baxter Birney as final judge at NY Fashion Week. [EW]
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Comment by jwick25: Hey, at least the writers now have more time to concoct another exciting story-line for Kim Bauer. The possibilities are... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Defamer Friday Funtime
Blind Item Poll: What Hunky Mystery Liquid Raped Kiefer's Pants?
Let's just cut to the chase, shall we? Help us get to the bottom of this Kiefer's pants-stain mystery after the jump: More »
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By SethComment by SteamyMcFirecrotch: He ejaculted when that girl turned around and bent over. Then he slipped a twenty into her g-string. more » | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
Kiefer Sutherland Enjoys Subs, Brunettes
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our millions of Defamer operatives. We'd like to remind you that this feature is powered by you, so if you want to see more installments of PrivacyWatch, then all you've got to do is to send us your sightings. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw a tired Kiefer Sutherland eating lunch with Gary Oldman and a couple of stunning brunettes. UPDATE (8/26/08): C'mon guys, we need you to be better than this! We just got this email from Gary Oldman's manager: "…About your item on Gary and Keifer, alas, Gary was not with Kiefer on Friday, Gary was out of the country on holiday with his family. Prior to that, Gary spent ten days in Barbados. Gary has not seen Kiefer for years and years. Whoever says they saw them together on Friday is, alas, mistaken!!" More »
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By Mark GrahamComment by kookla: @emberglance: I'm imagining a Flatliners-era Kiefer and Oldman during his Romeo is Bleeding phase. Thank you very much. more » | Other threads
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Showering In Jail: A Kiefer Sutherland Reminiscence
So we hit the open warehouse, and let's just say, if we had $5 million kicking around, we'd have found the ideal windowless converted foundry from which to run our punk rock mini-empire/host all-night after-Junction ragers with a few hundred of our closest neighborhood drunks. Yes, Kiefer is leaving us, friends. But that doesn't mean we can't still check in with him from time to time, albeit in the altogether less intimate arena of nationally televised talk show appearances. On Late Show last night, Kiefer recalled our collective nightmare—his incarceration for a parole-violating DUI—from inside the Glendale City Jail. Explaining that his celebrity status (translation: perky little ass) earned him unwanted attention, the simple act of communal showering became a perilous maneuver worthy of Jack Bauer himself, requiring slippery neck-snappings and shivs-to-the-eye if he planned on getting out with his bitch-virginity intact. More »
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By SethComment by raincoaster: @Little Mintz Sunshine: I think that's t-shirt worthy. I should just open a Defamer Commenter T-Shirt CafePress shop and be... more » | Other threads
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Kiefer Sutherland's Silver Lake Bachelor's Warehouse Yours For Just Shy Of $5 Mil!
Disconcerting news: Patron Saint of Eastside Good-Time Drunkenness Kiefer Sutherland has put his bachelor's paradise up for sale, the Real Estalker blog informs us. Located in a converted foundry on N. Madison (that's Melrose just west of Virgil—hey, we can spit there!), the 14,400 sq. foot warehouse space cost him $700,000 to purchase, and—outfitted with "three bedrooms and four bathrooms...25 foot ceilings and polished concrete floor...[and] curtained off areas that function as an art/painting studio and a home gym set up"—it's now available to you, the Kiefer-Stalking Person or Persons of Means, for a mere $4,895,000. Did we mention it's walking distance to Ye Rustic? Look: We've even Google Mapped it for you! More » -
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Kiefer Sutherland is Back as Jack Bauer In ... '22'?
There are few things in this world that can thwart 24's Jack Bauer — few things, that is, besides a WGA strike and an untimely stint in the Glendale City Jail. Forced to postpone the premiere of 24's seventh season from January 2008 to January 2009, Fox promised a make-good for tortured fans in the form of an additional two-hour prequel, set to air this November. Now, though, it's looking like those two hours are going to come out of the next season's twenty-four. Prequel costar Robert Carlyle gave Premiere the scoop: More » -
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Obama And The Gay Wedding Industry Owe TV A Gift Basket
When Bertolt Brecht said, "Art is not a mirror held up to reality but a hammer with which to shape it," well, he was just being an egomaniacal auteur. But it's quite possible that he was right — if you're willing to classify network television as art, that is. Consider the case of two recent seemingly unthinkable societal shifts — Barack Obama's presidential nomination and the recent decision to legalize gay marriage in California starting today. Both were the plots of popular television shows before they actually happened. Could the paranoid social conservatives be right? Does what people see on TV actually change their opinions? Do Kiefer Sutherland's powers of persuasion extend beyond Defamer? Consider the evidence after the jump. More »
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By DroppedCallComment by gwendolyn: @MartyPants: Kiefer Sutherland married Dennis Haysbert!?! When??? more » | Other threads
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Kiefer OffTheMarketWatch. Reports suspiciously sourced, British-spelling-afflicted celebrity newswsire BANG: "The '24' star, whose divorce from Elizabeth Kelly Winn was finalised last month, is reportedly planning to marry his new girlfriend Siobhan Bonnouvrier. A friend of Kiefer's said: 'Now that Kiefer is finally divorced, everyone is hoping he will marry Siobhan. Kiefer is a changed man and Siobhan is just the right woman for him. She is an amazing woman and has transformed Kiefer in just a few short weeks.'" Congratulations to the hopefully happy couple! [BANG]
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By SethComment by gwendemarco: It'll be fine. We just have to play it cool, like we're still really there for him but giving them... more » | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
Hollywood Privacywatch: Even Jackie Warner Thinks Sky Sport Is Overpriced
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by the loyal readers of Defamer. As a few emailers have noted, it took us a few weeks to collect this installment — if you want to see this feature run more frequently, be sure to send in your tips early and often! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw Work Out's Jackie Warner working out a gym other than the one she owns. More »
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By Mark GrahamComment by Guadalahonky: @Mark Graham: Okay, Jonah Hill at lunch Wednesday at the new Doughboys on Highland. He looked exactly how one imagines... more » | Other threads
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Donald Sutherland Thwacks Hillary Clinton in Web's Least-Essential Political Commentary
Presidential politics is but a blip on our radar most days at Defamer HQ, but every now and then a ping so rattles us from our afternoon stupor that we can't help but take notice. Today's wake-up call comes from angry activist and sometime actor Donald Sutherland, who just joined the stirring realms of downmarket punditry at The Huffington Post: More » -
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Comment by RedheadVenus: So does burbankbabe work for his publicist or hers? And no-one hates her; folks obviously simply don't think she is in... more » | Other threads
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Teri Hatcher Sports A Pink Bandana While In Search Of A Jukebox
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week (depending on volume), so send them in early and often—without them, the terrorists will have won! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw Teri Hatcher and a band of 12-year olds on a scavenger hunt. More »
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By Mark GrahamComment by fuddes: Ellen Page was also at the Derby Dolls match with Barrymore. more » | Other threads
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Comment by NathanielUrania: Comment on Listen, Jack Bauer Doesn't Hold Hands With Just Anybody, Babe .. um, Kiefer's not wearing shoulder pads.... more » | Other threads
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Bruce Willis Man Enough To Pull Off Lavender
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often—the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you stumbled upon Ian Ziering getting a pedicure in a Hollywood strip mall. More » -
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EW's Most 'Dateable' Small-Screen Players Make Us Swoon And Squirm
Every TV nut (well, isn't that all of us here?) has, at one point or another, spent a little time fantasizing about certain fictional characters on their favorite shows. These fantasies tend to be either soft-focus daydreams (say, dreaming up elaborate schemes in which they "bump" into you at a party) or something a bit more hard-core (picturing them while giving your significant other the old in-out). On that note, the clever list-makers over at EW decided to compile a Top 30 reader's choice collection of the small-screen boys and girls who most frequently make cameos in those illicit fantasies. But, with no offense to the site's readers, we have some serious vetoes to charge. After the jump, our picks for who falls under Strongly Agree (the predictable Jim Halpert) and those we brand as a Vehemently Disagree (four words: Bree. Van. De. Camp), as well as the most erroneous, mind-boggling oversight missing from the group: More »
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Comment by Furious George: @whoneedslight: Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes. Veronica Mars is possibly the most fuckable TV character of all time. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Writes Page Six: "WHICH recently divorced fashion editor is rumored to be spending more time in Los Angeles these days? Word is she's taken up with the recently jailed Kiefer Sutherland." The only divorced fashion editor we know is that lady The Devil Wears Prada is based on—Meryl Wintour or whatever. We hope it's not her! [NY Post] -
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'Free Radio' Sorely In Need Of Jack Bauer-Style Fatal Neck-Snappings To Liven Things Up
To be honest, we don't exactly "get" VH1's latest "comedy" Free Radio—it comes off like some ill-conceived, pitchroom fever dream in which network execs were somehow slipped peyote pills in their Diet Cokes before being sold on a cross between Yo on E! and The Office, as hosted by a young Gilbert Gottfried. Still, the show managed to score some impressive talent for the debut episode: More »
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By SethComment by Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: *sigh* It's good for my health that Kiefer smokes. Otherwise I'd leave the hubby and roam the Eastside, stalking the Kief... more » | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong Enjoy Intimate Man Date At Cut
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often—the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time Andy Dick asked if he could Adrian the Grenier out of you. More » -
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Oprah Winfrey Trapped In Heated Political Exchange With Gas Station Attendant
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often—the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you stumbled upon Woody Harrelson telling a Yoga studio receptionist about a marvelous new contraption that turns poop into drinking water. More » -
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The Return Of Kiefer Sutherland
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you spotted Adrian Grenier possibly consoling the dead bird out of some weepy blonde girl: More »
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By SethComment by swallowyourhalo: @Omelas: Her? I'm gonna go wait in the stair car with Plant. more » | Other threads
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Kiefer Sutherland Is Free!
That deafening cheer you heard last night, so loud it blew the Ye Rustic Inn's front door right off its hinges and into an adjacent stripmall's parking lot, had nothing to do with Brett Favre's crushing defeat, but rather a triumph of the highest order involving one of Silver Lake's favorite sons. For Kiefer Sutherland, you see, had emerged from the Glendale City Jail a free man at precisely 12:05 a.m., having served the entirety of his 48-day sentence, where he passed the long hours "cleaning sheets, pillowcases and blankets on laundry duty." John Balian, a jail spokesman always forthcoming with kindly soundbites and incremental Kiefer updates, offered that the 24 star was wearing "a shirt and jeans," and "looked like he was glad to be out." Why was the beloved Christmas tree assassin forced to serve out his entire sentence, where lesser shock-starlets have been released early for far more serious, traffic-flow-flouting crimes? The AP report explains: More » -
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Turning 41 Behind Bars, Kiefer Just Wants To Be Alone With His Thoughts
Our rough calculations bring us to Day 17 of Kiefer Sutherland's 48-day stint in the Glendale pokey—perhaps the writers strike can lend us their ring girl— and while we've already established that this would be a bleak Christmas (and birthday) for Kief, bereft of cupcakes, hearty Tannenbaum tacklings, and single malt holiday cheer, we barely knew the extent of it: More »
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By SethComment by MartyPants: @Sweet Panda Love: Bravo on the alliteration. What a cool club we have here! more » | Other threads
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Kiefer Swamped In Prison Fan Mail
As we scrawl yet another red X on our 12 Months of Torture: An Official '24' 2007 Calendar—bringing us to Day 8 of what will eventually be 48 days behind bars for Kiefer Sutherland—we've been on the lookout for reports on how the actor is faring behind the razor-wire-enforced walls of the Glendale City Jail. One encouraging report suggests Sutherland has been deluged in fan mail in the days since beginning his sentence: More » -
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What's Kiefer Eating In Jail?
As a parked RV full of vigil-standing Defamer commenters idles outside of the Glendale City Jail, Kiefer Sutherland sits in his solitary cell just a few hundred feet away, beginning Day 3 of what will eventually be 48 days in the correctional facility. His only crimes? An illegal U-turn and perhaps loving life too much. Still, a repentant and cooperative actor appears to have accepted his fate, with one jail spokesman going so far as to describe him as a "model prisoner": More » -
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Take A Virtual Tour Of Kiefer Sutherland's Jail Cell!
24 star and Everyone's Favorite Hollywood Drinking Buddy Kiefer Sutherland, as we briefly noted on our way out the door Wednesday evening, reported to the Glendale City Jail to begin serving his DUI sentence, scuttling our perhaps delusional hopes he might somehow elude his captors and rendezvous with Mary Lynn Rajskub in an abandoned Van Nuys warehouse to plot his next move, leaving a trail of snapped forearms and bullet-riddled kneecaps in his wake. More »
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By MarkComment by RedheadVenus: This comment came from TMZ.com's comments on the footage of the night he was arrested:- "My boyfriend was working this club... more » | Other threads
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Invasion Of The Kidman Snatchers
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Nick Counter Is A Weiner, Declares 'Grey's Anatomy' Star Heigl
· A striker on the Grey's Anatomy-boosted Prospect Studios picket line sent in this photo of Katherine Heigl proudly decrying AMPTP president Nick Counter's weinderdom. This is the picket sign by which all subsequent efforts will be judged. More »
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By MarkComment by Diplomatic_Flamingo: 24 died with Tony Almeida, and I have yet to be convinced otherwise. There was the quite enjoyable era of... more » | Other threads
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Kiefer Sutherland Demonstrates Support For Writers' Strike By Refusing To Sign Autographs
It wasn't just Kiefer Sutherland's merry, drunken joyride through life that came crashing to a halt when he was stopped for a parole-violating DUI last month—so too did the party end for the ranks of professional John Hancock-procurers depending on Kiefer's autograph to put food on the table for their little ones. Sutherland now refuses to sign for them, Page Six reports, since damning shots of the slosh-faced actor taken the night of his arrest made their way onto the internets: More »
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By SethComment by RedheadVenus: I don't think it is at all surprising that Kiefer is annoyed with professional autograph hunters who regularly take photos... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Kiefer Sutherland Accepts '24'-Friendly Jail Sentence
· Showing a Baueresque level of self-sacrifice, Kiefer Sutherland takes one for his TV team, pleading out to 48 days of jail time that can be served on a two-stint schedule that won't interrupt the shooting of 24, even though he probably could have served fewer days if he'd opted for a consecutive sentence. If eighteen months of being tortured by the Chinese couldn't break him, seven weeks should be a breeze. [THR] More »
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By MarkComment by BabylonSister: The following takes place between 7:00 am and 8:00 am. Well, let's make that noon-ish. more » | Other threads
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defamer
We're one step closer to the end of the waking nightmare represented by Kiefer Sutherland's ongoing DUI case, as his Hollywood superlawyer has entered a no contest plea on the actor's behalf. Now we have to wait until December 21st for the sentencing, hoping that he receives the wrist-slap that will allow him to get back to the important business of being The World's Drinking Buddy™ as quickly as possible. [TMZ] -
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Kiefer Charged
We'll admit to perhaps being in the tiniest amount of denial about this Kiefer Sutherland DUI situation, as we spent most of the week trying to convince ourselves that the story was just some kind of hallucinatory side effect of our own Tuesday morning hangover. But then news arrives about charges being officially filed today and it becomes a little harder to ignore the fact that America's most lovable, belt-sander-wielding, Geneva-convention-violating counterterrorist (see, there we go again, emotionally defending ourselves by imagining he's as invulnerable as Jack Bauer) could be in some real jeopardy: More »
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By MarkComment by raincoaster: I'm kind of hoping he'll make a run north for the border. It's about 20 hours straight up to my... more » | Other threads
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A Kiefer-In-Peril Round-Up
When Kiefer Sutherland wandered out of his East Side comfort zone—where drunken U-turns aren't just legal, they're encouraged!—and into the glare of a West L.A. cop car's spotlight, few of us immediately realized that the ensuing arrest constituted a probation violation for the beloved, tannenbaum-tackling lush-of-the-people. Now, with the actor facing possible jail time and all the ominous God-finding that implies, we offer a Kiefer post-DUI round-up: More » -
hollywood privacywatch
Famous People Love Them Some Arcade Fire
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw Andy Dick sober. More » -
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Kiefer Sutherland Arrested For DUI, Loses Precious World-Saving Time While Being Processed By LAPD
This morning brings news that will sadden and shock Hollywood (OK, perhaps it won't exactly shock anyone), as universally beloved, pub-crawling, America-saving rogue Kiefer Sutherland was popped for a DUI last night in West L.A., having reportedly fallen prey to the trap that has claimed untold celebrity lightweights unfit to freshen up his whiskey glass: the illegal U-turn in the sightline of a waiting police cruiser. More »
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By MarkComment by raincoaster: Shall we collect a hotlist of volunteer drivers for the poor boy? more » | Other threads
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