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more about #defamer more comments → goldfarb: the 20 minutes of IMAX 3D didn't make anyone sick... has this 'real live entertainment worker' seen any other films in 3D? more » iplaudius: I will not reply directly to the comment about prison sex, because I do not wish to promote it. Suffice it to say that not all gay men enjoy musical t... more » BadUncle: I just want to know how he has access to the web in prison. and, uh, pube sheets? ick. more » skahammer: James Frey says only wannabes and pretenders get exposed by the LAT. Big-timers make it all the way to Oprah. more » drunkexpatwriter: He and Quentin are now going to be able to write an awesome screenplay for Chained Heat 5. more » lobstr: wow.. 1 year in prison and 5 years probation for vehicular manslaughter. being an academy award winner means much more than the little man statue! more » MissNormaDesmond: Oh, shut the fuck up. You killed someone and you're bitching about having to do time like everybody else, and trying to make like some kind of hero ... more » Claire Buoyant: How do people tweet from jail anyway? When new inmates are admitted nowadays, are they issued their prison stripes, a toothbrush, and a BlackBerry? more » Trai_Dep: I just want to know... Where's the watch? more » jwick25: I read the book a few years back and was fairly disappointed. I felt that it could have been something much better. I was surprised after hearing su... more » NotReadyForPrimeTime: I would never question the judgment of a man who ate his own shoe just to prove a point. more » GlasgowRose: If a fanboy (named Quint) who got a sneak peek is worried, Cameron should worry: "This shot scared me a bit… when Moore and Worthington are introdu... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: why does justin bobby have two first names? seriously? more » badasscat: Well, I almost walked out on Heavenly Creatures, so if that's the best the critiques get, I'll pass. more » nicepony: I saw Lovely Bones . It's horrible. An afterschool special meets a Skittles commercial. The girl from Atonement is good. But Mark Wahlberg is awful... more » -
#traderoundup
Blartocalypse Now: 'Zookeeper' Gets A Greenlight
· The whole Blart team has reconvened for The Zookeeper, the story of "a lonely zookeeper...leading to intervention by the zoo's animals." He settles for a nice Tufted Capuchin in the end. [Variety] More » -
#traderoundup
The Blart Pack
· Kevin James and Adam Sandler will join Chris Rock, Rob Schneider and David Spade in a Columbia comedy about "five best friends from high school who reunite 30 years later on July 4th weekend." More » -
#kevinjames
Unapologetic Nation Of 'Blart' Enthusiasts Salute Their Chubby Crimefighting Leader
You can second- and third-guess the success of Paul Blart: Mall Cop all you want — just don't let Bob Dole's press secretary hear you bad-mouthing it. He really doesn't like that. More » -
#mondaymorningboxoffice
America Picks 'Blart'
What color is your Monday morning misery? Pink slip? Blue pregnancy-test result? Black asymmetrical mole? Desaturate the pain with some box office numbers: More » -
#mondaymorningboxoffice
'Mall Cop' Segway Scoots By 'Gran Torino'
Greetings from the 2009 Sundance Film Festival, where your Defamer team is currently piled into a Park City youth hostel, blissfully unaware that we'll soon be tortured by international-film-buyers for sport. Your box office numbers: More » -
