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Keanu Reeves Wreaks Alien Havoc on 'Four Christmases'
Rainy days and Mondays got you down? Buck up your holiday mood with a bit of apocalyptic egg nog we like to call Monday Morning Box Office:
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By STVComment by JudgeFudge: Worldwide, Day The Earth stood still had a $70 million dollar opening...Keanu's still a huge star? 2 Responses | Other threads
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Keanu Reeves Devastates 'Doubt,' 'Che,' Rest of Earth
Welcome back to Defamer Attractions, your regular guide to everything new, noteworthy and/or Keanu-rrific at the movies. This week: Earth is doomed, Clint is done, and Che is looooonnng. -
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Who Will Replace Our Retiring Movie Stars?
Every movie star everywhere is quitting! In today's case of old Clint Eastwood it makes sense, because he's, y'know, old and his directing career has been a lot more illustrious than his acting career has for the past decade or so. But the once-promising, now-squandered Joaquin Phoenix? Baby mill Angelina Jolie? Nicole Kidman?? If they leave, then what are we to do? Find new movie stars, I guess. Trouble is, there aren't really any good, young understudies waiting in the wings. But there might be some! We'll take a look at who could replace these four retiring (or maybe semi-retiring) actors after the jump. More »
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Comment by Unfun: James McAvoy can replace Joaquin, because I said so. 9 Responses | Other threads
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Shocking GOP Report Exposes Hollywood's Godless, Christ-Hating Elite
While we think this town is probably big enough for both of us, we admit that the right-wing outlet Newsmax spooks us a little with its encroaching "celebrity heathen" beat. The coverage is perhaps best exemplified today by the feature "Hollywood's Top 10 Atheists," a bracing survey of Angelina Jolie, Keanu Reeves, Woody Allen and few other wretched infidels whose names might even surprise you. More »
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By STVComment by Portmanteautally: I like Angelina's "Look ma! No stigmata!" pose. more » | Other threads
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short ends
'True Blood' Truly Getting Bloodier
· "Now you listen here, mister. You get your teeth out of my Sookie this instant, or there will be Hell to pay! OK then, don't say I didnt warn you!" More »
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By SethComment by mcbeachy: Seems a shame to boot her just when she's had her big glasses/leaves revelation about her sexuality. What is... 7 Responses | Other threads
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The Day The Keanu Performance Stood Still
The ugly new trend in epic-length movie trailers continues today with the latest teaser for The Day the Earth Stood Still, the remake of the 1951 sci-fi classic creatively recast with Keanu Reeves as a flat-voiced humanoid alien warning Earth's inhabitants of their impending doom. Quite a stretch, we know (and yes, he has made this one before), but from the looks of the accompanying clip, DTESS is a soaring upgrade from low-budget earnestness to a sort of glossy, glassy-eyed indignance; there is true, brow-furrowing peril in that stilted baritone suggesting his past "would only frighten you." If only we felt less endangered by the four minutes of line readings that follow from Reeves, Jennifer Connelly, Kathy Bates and even Jon Hamm, from whom we expected so much more than bromides about the history of mankind. Believe us, Jon — we know history, and this has all the symptoms of being exactly that. And not the good kind, either. [20th Century Fox]
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By STVComment by Cam/ron: It looks like the remake has zlitch to do with the original. I'd rather watch those giant, costumed, man-eating hamsters... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by torpor: I don't know, her beau seems a bit more smitten with Keanu than she does. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by FlangeSqueal: Do a "Google" Image Search on Keanu and see how many pictures show him wearing a dingy grey t-shirt, just... more » | Other threads
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Comment by Hanapana: Whaa? Keanu at a restaurant without a wine or beer in front of him????? Whoa dude, something is seriously afoot... more » | Other threads
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Today in Comic-Con Hell: Rose McGowan Fellates Knife, Benicio Del Toro Stays Awake
As noted here yesterday, we missed the Fox PR Caravan to San Diego Comic-Con, but that shouldn't suggest we don't (or you shouldn't) care about the geek gangbang unfolding as we speak. To the contrary, we've actually managed to find a handful of highlights worth passing along, from Rose McGowan's overactive tongue to Benicio Del Toro's narcolepsy to an all-Lego Batman — and more! It's the next best thing to not being there, we promise! More » -
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Comment by DrFeelgood: @Leviticus: I too would pay for "Bring It On 7: Bring It On'er" but I want the "Menopausal Meltdown Hotflash... more » | Other threads
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Three Reasons Why Keanu Reeves And Winona Ryder Should Turn Dating Rumors Into Reality
Hearing that Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder may be dating is like winning the Fantasy Celebrity Hookups jackpot. Both of these lovable n’er-do-wells have been down on their luck recently, with a series of DOA movies, rumored engagements that didn’t pan out, and for Winona, the likes of Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan stealing her stealing act. So whether or not the rumors are actually true, we’re throwing these two stars’ caution to the wind for them and giving them three good reasons why they most definitely should be, after the jump. More »
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Comment by FlangeSqueal: Do a Google image search on Keanu and check it out - either he owns MANY grey tee shirts, or... more » | Other threads
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defamer
'Prom Night' Butchers Keanu Reeves on Slow Weekend at the Movies
Seeing as you've still got almost 36 hours to cobble together your taxes, feel free to blow off those forms and join us in crunching some numbers that really matter: This weekend's box office returns: More » -
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James Ellroy's Problem is That He's Too Good For Scarlett Johansson
Life's not exactly what you'd call a bitch for James Ellroy, Los Angeles crime novelist extraordinaire and co-screenwriter (for the first time) of next week's Keanu Reeves/Forest Whitaker cop thriller Street Kings. Nevertheless, as evinced by today's LA Times profile, the new film is one of the few Ellroy projects — after one hit (LA Confidential) and a succession of misfires (The Black Dahlia) and lost causes (White Jazz) — for which anyone has sustained any hopes coming out of the gate. More » -
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Coming To Theatres in 2015: Bill & Ted's Disappointing Career Trajectory
Keanu Reeves, who hasn't made moviegoers go "Whoa" since he chose the red pill 9 years ago, tells MTV.com that a third Bill & Ted movie is still on the table. Revealing a heretofore unknown "decades" rule in Bill & Ted filmmaking, the actor said "The most serious we [Reeves and pal/co-star Alex Winter] ever got was a few years ago. I had once mentioned about doing it when we were 40. Now maybe the only shot we have is to do it when we're 50. Ted Theodore Logan and Bill S. Preston, Esquire, at age 50? Bogus! More »
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Comment by Cacafuego: Hey, Alex Winter's FREAKED! is one of the fucking funniest comedies of the 1990s. It is as shit beats any... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Quentin Tarantino Enjoys Asian-Themed Cocktail In Los Feliz
Attention Defamer operatives: You have been slacking on your PrivacyWatch duties! Today's installment is verging on pitiful. We command you to wander the streets until you successfully spot a celebrity, then rush back to the nearest keyboard-equipped telecommunications device to breathlessly type up your dispatch. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them), so that everyone can read about howyouGiovanni Ribisi needs Magnum condoms. More » -
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The Top 7 Cinematic Fashion Trends We're Glad Didn't Set Hollywood Ablaze
The perfectly coiffed folks over at Men's Vogue decided to put together a very thorough list of the top 50 films that had the "most impact on men's style" when they came out. And their choices (The Graduate and Easy Rider among them) are certainly worthy of mention, but all that superior dressage got us wondering: which style trends should we be most thankful for NOT catching on? From Dante's distressed flannel in Clerks to those infamous white codpieces in A Clockwork Orange, we present a list of our Top 7 least favorite male fashion trends to ever disgrace the silver screen: More »
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Comment by Molly Friedman: @heidiho: I was in high school in the late 90s, unfortunately, and even have baggy carpenter pants and skater-wannabe Vans... more » | Other threads
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Keanu Reeves Sued For Gently Nudging Photographer Out Of The Way With Porsche
A Hollywood tribal feud no less contentious than writers vs. producers is the one brewing for well over a century now between celebrities and paparazzi, the first documented incident of which involved Mary Pickford launching a half-eaten pomegranate at the head of a Movieland Tattler illustrator caught sketching the actress's unflattering likeness in her garden. The war rages on, as Keanu Reeves finds himself the defendant in a lawsuit filed by a paparazzo claiming the actor struck her with his Porsche last March: More »
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By SethComment by ofsoundmind: If only he had nudged her with a Prius. Perhaps all would be forgiven. more » | Other threads
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defamer
Bill And Ted Reunite For Excellent Japanese Pop-Art Adventure
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Vince Vaughn Rides Bike In Venice
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Keanu Reeves Practicing His 'Whoas' For Sci-Fi Remake
· Hollywood Out of Ideas: Let's Stick Neo in Another End-of-the- World-with- Robots-Movie Edition: Fox greenlights a remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still, starring Keanu Reeves. [Variety] More » -
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Jack Heads North
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Keanu Reeves Feigns Interest In High-Concept Movie Pitch
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The Beckhams' Arrival Just Another Reason To Hate LAX
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Leonardo DiCaprio And Bodyguard Companion Spend An Intimate Evening At Teddy's
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By MarkComment by HeatherNumber1: No no no! The whole *point* of Coppola casting Keanu was for his predictably bad accent. The whole thing is... more » | Other threads
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Keanu Reeves Narrowly Avoids Facing Vehicular Paparazzoslaughter Charges
An investigation is currently underway to get to the bottom of precisely what occurred last night in Palos Verdes, when "whoa"-intoning matinee idol Keanu Reeves peeled away from a curb in his Porsche and allegedly sideswiped a paparazzo lurking nearby:
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sightings
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Christmas Eve Memories With Keanu Reeves At Amoeba Records
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers—the best sighting submitters in the world! We fell far short of the 50 we challenged on Tuesday, so, unfortunately, there will be no cake. Still, we'd be remiss if we did not sweep up the last scraps of celebrity spottings for 2006—no matter how Z-list—in order to start with a clean slate in 2007. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw Pauly Shore sulking near corned beef. More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Kirstie Alley Torn Between Disembowled Starlets And Brutal African Dictators
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Hollywood HelmetWatch Special Edition: Keanu Reappears At ArcLight In Protective Headgear
Longtime Defamer readers may remember the time that monosyllabic Matrix thespian Keanu Reeves first established the open-faced motorcycle helmet as last summer's must-have accessory for the quirkily conspicuous celebrity moviegoer. A Defamer operative notes that Reeves was once again rocking the indoor-helmet look at the ArcLight, possibly in an attempt to reestablish the trend for the fall fashion season: More »
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By MarkComment by Boom Swagger Boom: Was that an... Erik The Viking reference there at the end? more » | Other threads
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Colin Farrell Pedals In The Valley
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Keanu Reeves Inexplicably Opens Up To Newspaper Insert
Keanu Reeves has let the pain of childhood abandonment and personal tragedy accumulate for too long, and the actor has finally chosen to speak out about it. In this we support him. What we're having a harder time getting behind is whom he chose to share his exclusive with: PARADE magazine—the Sunday newspaper insert, printed on the highest quality news-tissue, and typically the first thing to tumble into the big blue bin followed by the Classifieds and Home Depot circulars: More »
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By SethComment by dd-toronto: Gee, for him to get married--doesn't it involve stopping some kind of ban from getting passed? more » | Other threads
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Celebrity Rockers Even Suck At Making Rock Star Demands
The Smoking Gun reprints the production riders for several celebrity rock bands, detailing their (frankly boring) backstage catering needs: Everything from His Royal Whoaness Keanu Reeves' very wholesome Dogstar demands ("1 large pot of hot soup (vegetable or chicken)"), Jared Leto's fat-making tricks of the trade ("Take-out food for ten (10) people...Taco Bell, pizza are fine."), and manorexia survivor Dennis Quaid's calorie-deficient suggestions for his band The Sharks ("Assorted Herbal Teas...Hot Water..."). We were shocked, however, to read that the Steven Seagal Band rider requested "36 cans of Red Bull." If Seagal can't force his own band to enjoy the peppy refreshment of Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt, how can he expect any of us to become loyal customers of his own branded energy beverage? More »
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By SethComment by Bubba Barney: Steven Seagal has a band? It really is 'the End Of Days' around here. more » | Other threads
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sightings
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Adam Sandler And Liv Tyler Threatened With Cheetos In Elevator
Hollywood PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers. Send yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the night you saw Keanu Reeves show up overdressed for a pajama party with a hammered blond on his arm. More » -
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The Keanu Reeves-Albert Einstein Connection
The Cityrag blog tracks Keanu Reeves' possibly pathological (and almost certainly unhygienic) dedication to his "look" from a party in NY on July 12th to an LA restaurant a few days ago. Now that the actor has appropriated Albert Einstein's legendary (and probably apocryphal) tendency to wear the same outfit every day, we expect that Reeves will apply the conserved brain power to cracking the Unified Field Theory or remembering to remove his motorcycle helmet after entering a movie theater, you know, whatever blows his skirt up. More » -
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Defamer Premiere Report: "Thumbsucker" Goes Through The Motions
Hollywood's annual late summer slowdown and the party-dampening post-hurricane atmosphere have taken a predictable toll on the movie premiere circuit. (To wit: VPage is covering the Williams sisters.) Still, studios with product to release must soldier on and shuffle through their red carpet song and dance, aware this is probably not the best time for crab cakes and chocolate fountains. An operative submits this report from last night's Thumbsucker premiere at the Egyptian, complete with a self-conscious admission by a rep that partying under such circumstances is "uncomfortable." You think? More » -
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One Night At The ArcLight: "Pretty Persuasion" Fiascos, Keanu Reeves Models A Helmet
From the multiple reports we've gotten surrounding last night's clusterfucky premiere of Pretty Persuasion and a screening of The Aristocrats that would've been unremarkable if not for the incredibly conspicuous presence of a munchies-afflicted Keanu Reeves (in a motorcycle helmet, no less), it seems like everyone was at the ArcLight last night. More » -
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Keanu Heaves
Forgive us, Lord, for it is late in the day and we are so very, very weak. And realize that we are trying, for we spent the last ten minutes debating whether or not to go with the title above or, "Whoa! I know reverse peristalsis." More »
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