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kathy griffin
Any Old Wacko Now Eligible For $2 Million Book Deal
The publishing industry is led by experienced professionals with deep knowledge of literary appeal. So if they say Kathy Griffin deserves a $2 million book deal, who are you, the public, to argue? More »
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Comment by Uncle_Billy_Slumming: You could develop a whole cottage cheese industry around this woman. {ducking and running like hell} 11 Responses | Other threads
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kathy griffin
Griffin Vs. Clark: Dicks A-Plenty On New Year's Eve
We hope your NYE was as joyous, wasted, and overstuffed as ours was, and your First Hangover of 2009—which felt like a tiny monkey putting up drywall inside our skull—has abated.
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By SethComment by Old No.7: To which Anderson Cooper replied, "Look Kathy, I only blew Michael Phelps one time while on the clock. You don't... 2 Responses | Other threads
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exclusive
Surviving 'Rosie Live' And Other 2008 Memories: A Kathy Griffin Fireside Chat
Kathy Griffin isn't just a frequent subject of our fair site—she's also a Defamer reader. And so, who better for us to interview to help make sense of the crazy Hollywood year that was 2008?
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Comment by Friedneckbones: I love Kathy, but I'm sorry in that picture she looks like she's a T after female feminization surgery. 2 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Jilted Wives, Jingle Bells & The Return of J.Lo
It's Midweek Madness time, and this week, most of the covers focus on Brad and Angie: Their made up summer wedding, holiday plans with the kids, and feud with Jennifer Aniston. [Jezebel]
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By MargaretComment by Joyce Carol Hall and Oates: I prefer the chunkier Seth Rogen, meself. 14 Responses | Other threads
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kathy griffin
Kathy Griffin/Clay Aiken Encounter Leaves One Wounded
When Hollywood's best and brightest finally look for signs leading up to today's stripper-consuming, Dark Lord-producing Pop Cultural Doomsday, we have a feeling they'll find a trail of dark psychic energy leading all the way back to the day before Thanksgiving, when NBC aired a televised ritual of evil incantations known as Rosie Live! It was here that the stage was no doubt set for our destruction, and accordingly, comedienne Kathy Griffin adopted a "what the hell" attitude and attempted to mend fences with longtime foil Clay Aiken backstage. Sadly, even the impending end of the world couldn't produce warm feelings from Aiken:
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Comment by SunnydaZe10 is BANNED!: "I would have to say he was not very nice." How could a Celebrity be rude to Kathy Griffin of all... 1 Responses | Other threads
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david archuleta
Knowledge That David Archuleta Reads Defamer Makes Life Worth Living
Finally coming out to the world as a David Archuleta fan has made a huge difference in our day to day lives—we just feel lighter and happier, as if we can finally start being the real us, instead of keeping up some ridiculous charade of what society expects a grown man living in Silver Lake to have on his iPod. But never, in our wildest Archie-loving dreams, did it ever occur to us that he might actually...know we exist. More »
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By SethComment by Victor Ward: In case Cook does read Defamer - Hi! Can I blow you? 9 Responses | Other threads
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the view
Kathy Griffin On Elisabeth Hasselbeck: 'She Is A Fucking 'Survivor' Reject'
Despite Bravo's claims to the contrary, Kathy Griffin is still insisting that she hasn't yet signed with them for another season of My Life on the D-List, saying in a Windy City Times interview that she's been unsuccessful in extracting "tens more dollars" from the "cheap bastards." With dreary business gotten out of the way, they then moved on to juicier matters, allowing Griffin to do what she does best—tear mercilessly into America's most beloved easy targets. What better place to start, then, than the cracked braintrust holding court at The View, predominated lately by "fucking Survivor reject" Elisabeth Hasselbeck? More »
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By SethComment by NoWireHangers: I want to see Kathy make Elizabeth cry. 3 Responses | Other threads
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kathy griffin
Not So Fast, Kath: In response to our post today about the Page Six rumor that Kathy Griffin would be taking My Life on the D-List to another channel, Bravo released to us this statement: "That's surprising since we've picked her up for another season of her series." Padma, Rachel, Housewives, we see you sneaking toward that door. Don't even think about it! [Bravo]
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Comment by EbenezerBibaculus: I think a late-night talk show, a sketch show or something along those lines is in order, considering Griffin's contribution rating-wise... more » | Other threads
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kathy griffin
Is Kathy Griffin About To Tell Bravo To 'Suck It'?
Like a gentrified neighborhood that has just seen the arrival of its first Bed, Bath & Beyond, cable channel Bravo is on the verge of losing its most important audience — the gays — as they migrate to parts unknown. Just recently, Project Runway decided to pull up shop and move to the suburbs of Lifetime, disappointing cablemates like Top Chef and Flipping Out, who assumed Runway would always be there to party with them into the wee hours of a shirtless last call. Now, another mainstay may depart; according to Page Six, Kathy Griffin is ready to move her Emmy-winning My Life on the D-List to someplace a little higher in the alphabet: More »
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Comment by Imnotatnbc: I'm a big fan and she's hilarious. I spoze, she could stay in the NBCU family (if they were... more » | Other threads
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awards
'I'm Fucking Matt Damon' Doubly Honored, And Other Creative Arts Emmy News
The Emmys, Oscar's Paste-Eating Cousin™, will broadcast live on ABC this Sunday, presided over by a Frankenhost monster conceived in a test tube by devious tinkerers from the science wing of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. The Creative Arts portion of the awards, however, were held Saturday at the Nokia Theater. It was an evening for some of the year's more specialized TV achievements—from those of Matt Damon-fornicating singer-songwriter Sarah Silverman to the hairdo Michelangelos of Mad Men, spinning beehives into gold—to receive their due. Kathy Griffin took best reality program for her second year in a row, this time eschewing acceptance speeches commanding the Prince of Peace to "suck it" in favor of less blasphemous shows of appreciation. From Gold Derby: More » -
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Bear Chasers Rejoice As Kathy Griffin And The Woz Call It Quits
All good things must come to an end, and so it goes for comedienne Kathy Griffin and her bearish beau, Apple gazillionaire Steve Wozniak. Sure, we knew this day would eventually come (and that it would most likely be filmed), but you'll excuse us if we need a moment to compose ourselves before climbing back onto our Segways. In this clip from last night's My Life on The D-List, Griffin and the Woz start running down the clock on their chemistry while attending an animal benefit known as the Fur Ball (kinda like Woz himself!). Eventually, as midnight approaches, a tiara-clad Griffin must leave the Woz behind, her mascara running as her three loyal assistants turn back into mice and the Woz, sadly, becomes a penniless pumpkin. [Bravo]
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Comment by navstar: Man, Woz is great in small doses. But he must be absolutely soul draining to date. He sucks all the... more » | Other threads
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kathy griffin
Gay Sex Service Hopes Kathy Griffin Will Tell Its Clients to 'Suck It'
In today's niche-oriented gay world, is there anything that bears, twinks, gipsters (gay hipsters) and the like can all agree on (besides the fact that we totally need a better word than "gipster")? Gay hookup site Manhunt is betting there's at least one figure who can bridge that vast divide, so they've launched a new ad campaign featuring universal gay icon Kathy Griffin — only, according to a sticky press release, they're doing it without her approval: More »
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Comment by NoGrumpys: Kathy makes me laugh - she DOESNT get me hardsimple. Have you ever laughed until you CAME?!! more » | Other threads
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kathy griffin
Live From Just For Laughs: The Defamer Kathy Griffin Interview
Lured as much by its illustrious roster of Hollywood comedy power-players as we were by Quebec's notoriously lax champagne-room laws and the promise of a poutine stand on every corner, Defamer dispatched editor Seth Abramovitch to Montreal to take in a few days of the 2008 Just For Laughs Festival. Now a quarter-century old, Just For Laughs has grown into the largest comedy festival—two weeks of stand-up, sketch comedy, movie screenings, and street performances. Tonight we'll be front and center for the much-hyped Apatow For Destruction, billed as "a unique night of stand-up comedy as writer/director/producer Judd Apatow assembles a veritable all-star team with one of Canada's biggest exports, Seth Rogen, Craig Robinson, Russell Brand and a line-up of some of the most buzzed about film and TV stars in comedy." More » -
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Hollywood Privacywatch: More Movie Makeout Sessions, This Time Starring David Spade
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our millions of Defamer operatives. We'd like to remind you that this feature is powered by you, so if you want to see more installments of PrivacyWatch, then all you've got to do is to send us your sightings. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw some girl "all over" David Spade at the movies. More »
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By Mark GrahamComment by cozymoses: My name is Molly, and I am looking for Edward. more » | Other threads
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short ends
Kathy Griffin Orders A Lauren Conrad Hit On National TV
· Sorry to ladle on the Kathy Griffin today, but did she just tell Jay Leno she wants to shoot the cast of The Hills dead? So, basically, if any John Hinckley-type admirers out there are looking for some spectacular gesture of devotion, you've just received your marching orders. [Tonight Show] More »
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kathy griffin
Kathy Griffin Throws The Woz To The Bears
In one of the crasser—and we mean that in the most splendid sense of the word—attempts at pandering to one's target audience we've seen, Kathy Griffin posed with a sloth of bear supermodels (just trust us, these three are the Cindy, Linda, and Naomi of their respective niche) for the cover of A Bear's Life magazine, a photoshoot captured for her reality show cameras. "Fine," you're thinking. "Kathy Griffin, a room full of mostly naked, middle-aged gay men draped on and around her. What's the big whoop?" Well, the big deal is that Steve "The Woz" Wozniak, the most bearish of all billionaire PC revolutionaries and Griffin's former boyfriend (who apparently never made it made to first base, even with the help of a speedcap-hacked Segway), was on hand to take in the proceedings. Not surprisingly, he was cajoled by the comedian into posing with his body-type teammates, who pestered him with questions about whether or not the iPhone 3G would be better equipped to handle the thousands of high-bandwidth images being traded daily on ChubbyFeeders.com. More » -
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Bravo TV Provides A Historic Solution To All Your Anal Lubricant Needs
It's no secret that Bravo is a gay friendly network. They've got Kathy Griffin, Project Runway (at least for a little while longer) and shows about people getting their hair did. Plus, who could forget about their great big sexy bear, Mr. Tom Colicchio? But if you happened to tune into Bravo on Monday night, you may have bore witness to an historic milestone: The first ever gay personal lubricant ad to appear on television! Check out the video after the jump. More »
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By nickmComment by Charles_Barrett - Now with Variable-Valve Timing: Cripes. Bravo is by far the most gay-oriented basic cable channel today (hooray!): Step Up (Jackie Warner and her trainer staff). Top... more » | Other threads
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kathy griffin
Kathy Griffin Admits The Woz Never Got Inside Her Floppy Drive
Now that the new season of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List has begun, we've had a chance to spend some quality time with the comic and her much-trotted-around billionaire boyfriend, Apple Computer co-founder Steve Wozniak. Sure, we know the two have already broken up, but observing them interact—behold the clip above, in which a Segway training session is as tender and romantic as a shared plate of spaghetti in Lady and the Tramp—at least gave us some inkling into what made their much-buzzed about relationship work while it lasted. But now comes the shocking!—OK, not all that shocking—news that Griffin and The Woz never, you know, actually...did it. From usmagazine.com: More »
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By SethComment by pureblarney: I am falling back Steve Wozniak. Love her. more » | Other threads
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third wheels
Kathy Griffin And Al Roker Lap Dance Their Way Towards A Legendary Moment In Live Television History
For any of you out there who still don’t “get” Kathy Griffin, we now present you with a single clip that will effectively prompt a lifelong love affair with the red-headed, fast-talking, Scientology-bashing spark plug of an entertainer that she is. On the Today Show this morning, giggly Al Roker had the pleasure of speaking with Kathy about her upcoming hosting job of Bravo’s inaugural A-List Awards and not-so-innocently asked her if there was really anything she wouldn’t do on camera, considering her reputation as a truthiness-telling comedienne who never holds back. What followed was a delicious and epic moment in television history, during which Roker was given a lap dance, off-screen staffers were overheard gasping, and images of a Roker/Matt Lauer/Halle Berry threesome in “the big bed” were thrust into our collective imagination. More »
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Comment by CapnCalamity: @2xBlue: Have you seen her comedy lately, or just this clip? Because she still goes after big names in... more » | Other threads
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geek love
Steve Wozniak and Kathy Griffin all broken up
Speaking to an Us Magazine reporter on Saturday, comedienne Kathy Griffin declared that she and billionaire Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak have moved to Splitsville, population: Them."As a matter of fact," she added, "I got an email last week from him, and he is going to marry someone else... I think he might be married. I don't really know that for sure, though."
Wow, with Wozniak's marital status up in the air even while dating, it sure comes as a surprise that the two couldn't see eye-to-eye in the relationship. It couldn't have helped that rumors suggested the notoriously flaky Woz may have held up production of episodes of Griffin's reality show "My LIfe on the D List" slated to air on Bravo. Still, they'll always have Sunnyvale. (Photo AP/Danny Moloshok)
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By Jackson WestComment by drinkwater: No!!!! I really wanted them to work out. If THEY could make it happen then it meant that any sassy,... more » | Other threads
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scientology
Kathy Griffin's Newest Stand-Up Target? Scientology, Of Course!
At last night's sold-out, tranny-filled Kathy Griffin stand-up show at Madison Square Garden, Kath slayed the audience with a brand-new act that leaned heavily on Scientology skewering material. You see, one of Kathy's best friends was a Sex and the City writer/producer named Judy Toll, who died in 2002 from complications of melanoma. Toll joined Scientology in an attempt to network with bigwigs in the entertainment industry, but then swiftly realized that she needed to get out as fast as she could. Only prob? Anyone seeking an exit sign from Tom Cruise's House of Horrors needs, according to Griffin, "a lawyer who specializes in getting people out of cults." More »
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By mollyfComment by Imnotatnbc: There are two e-meters for sale on e-bay right now for $99 bucks!!! Xenu leaves positive feedback! more » | Other threads
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defamer
Kathy Griffin: Your Luxury Queerliner Sky Hostess
Demigod to the Gays Kathy Griffin, having only just recovered from her triumphant CNN New Year's Eve coverage, already has her next gig lined up, and it's about 10,000 times more fabulous than the International Insurance Adjusters Convention gigs she usually has to take to keep up with mortgage payments on her Hollywood Hills compound. Our pals at Towleroad report that Griffin has been appointed official hostess of Air New Zealand's Pink Flight—a journey via Boeing 777 from San Francisco to Sydney for their Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras celebration that's almost guaranteed to go down in flames. In a good way: More » -
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Kathy Griffin And Anderson Cooper's Chemistry Palpable As They Discuss Balls On New Year's Eve
We honestly don't know who at CNN had the brass cojones to sign off on the pairing of Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper to host their 2008 countdown festivities, but if this seven-minute clip is any indication, we just may have witnessed the birth of a New Year's Eve tradition. Like a glass-closeted Dean Martin and fag-hag Jerry Lewis, Griffin & Cooper elevated the art of ball-drop-anticipatory comedic banter to new heights. (Kathy: "My balls are freezing." Anderson: "We have some eggnog in the truck." Kathy: "Well I've got to watch my figure— I'm not like you." Anderson: "Don't worry, I'm not watching your figure either." *Gay rimshot!*) More »
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By SethComment by SundhaLycaon: They were hilarious! Thanks to my friend for texting me and telling me to turn it over to them -... more » | Other threads
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hollywood strikewatch
The Strike, Day 10: Blacklists, Fear, And Tiny Penises
As the writers strike creeps into double digits (we wish we had a photo of the WGA Ring Girl defiantly holding up a DAY 10 sign, but we suppose one of Kathy Griffin with a dick joke will do for now), here's today's morning round-up of news: More »
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By MarkComment by Cultmember: What's Iggy Pop doing at--oh that's Kathy Griffin, never mind. more » | Other threads
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defamer
Sir Michael Caine Springs Magically From British Airways Video Screen
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are the greatest single contribution you will make in this lifetime, so send them in often! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw Vanessa Minnillo dressed exactly as you'd imagine a Vanessa Minnillo might dress. More »
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By SethComment by LittleMissPartlyCloudy: Did Danny B then toss said server over his very head onto his/her grill, dislodging several teeth and mangling the... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Kathy Griffin Loves Attention More Than Her New Emmy God
Last night, Emmy-winning provocateur Kathy Griffin sat down with CNN Grand Inquisitor Larry King to discuss the Catholic League-enraging flap she created with JesusCanSuckItGate, revealing—shockingly!—that she had premeditated the entire stunt and has been luxuriating in the post-shitstorm attention provided by her successful pushing of Christian America's buttons. More » -
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By MarkComment by gwiliandre: Boniva? Anyone? Boniva filters the royal fuck outta her in its Ad campaigns for Osteo bone stuff. Ps: what on... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Kathy Griffin's 'Jesus Can Suck It' Emmy Speech Upsets Some Jesus Lovers
Believe it or not, Andy Samberg accepting an award for a song about putting his engorged junk in a box wasn't the most controversial break from the tedium of this year's Creative Arts Emmys—a typically staid ceremony one commenter in attendance referred to as "a mind-numbing four and a half hour below-the-line awards show." That honor would go to Kathy Griffin's acceptance speech, and the Savior-sucking sentiments therein: More »
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By SethComment by Tarina Raglin: This comment and all the other remarks on this page show nothing but igornance. Had it not been for Jesus... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Unknown Gunman Proves Teddy's Velvet Rope Can't Stop Bullets
We're amazed that TMZ's war-zone-quality Star Catcher cameraman has not previously come under gunfire in the course of documenting every B-lister who passes through the entrances and hidden egresses of the city's most dangerous Hollywood hotspots, as the lawless streets between Teddy's and Hyde are littered with the bodies of paparazzi who angered the wrong Glock-packing One Tree Hill star. But while staking out the Roosevelt Hotel last night, the TMZ crew found itself in the middle of a brief firefight between an unknown assailant rolling by in a car and the hotel's wall, an eruption of violence that left one civilian injured by ricocheting debris. Mercifully, exiting Teddy's VIP Kathy Griffin was left unscathed, but police are investigating "promising" leads suggesting that either the rival, Bravo-affiliated Hey Paula Locos or the Ex-Hubby Bloods might have been behind the shooting. More » -
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Tom Waits Lyric Perfectly Sums Up Ex-Husband's Feelings About D-list Former Wife
While fans of comedian Kathy Griffin may be disappointed to hear rumors that she was passed over in favor of Whoopi Goldberg for a regular slot on The View, they can still keep tabs on their favorite Spielberg Shit-List Topper on her Bravo reality show, My Life on the D-List—now in its third, gripping season of chronicling her every celebrity-alienating exploit. The juicy backstory that dominated the first two seasons—regular-guy husband Matt Moline allegedly swipes $72,000 from her, a betrayal that ends in divorce and a surfeit of new material for her act—is still very much a topic of conversation, with a weepy Griffin telling cameras in the season premiere, "I thought he was a nice guy who loved me. Now, I don't think he ever loved me." Moline responds on his blog: More » -
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Kathy Griffin Divorces, Rats Out Thieving Husband
Watchers of Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List know that the annoying comic's marriage to her ineffectual, alfalfa-male husband Matt Moline has been on the rocks for a while now. Griffin often mentions that the two are "working things out," which invariably gets a huge response from her adoring audiences, composed mostly of gay men who will laugh at anything if it's said loudly enough. According to an interview she recently gave to Larry King (which has yet to air), however, things aren't looking good: More » -
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Short Ends: Reese Trucks It To Endeavor
· FishbowlLA reports that Reese Witherspoon has taken a moment's break from vigorously loofahing any residual Kirsten Dunst cells off her body to sign with Endeavor. More » -
steven spielberg
Griffin Vs. Spielberg: The Dakota Apology
With the War of the Worlds publicity tour's instant transformation into the Tom, Katie, and L. Ron Roadshow, we quickly forgot that eerily precocious master thespian Dakota Fanning was even in the film. This morning, however, Page Six cites a W magazine interview in which former E! red carpet attack dog Kathy Griffin reveals that WoTW director Steven Spielberg threatened Griffin with inclusion on his official, career-devouring shit list if she refused to apologize for a joke she made on the Golden Globes carpet about the A-list moppet going to rehab. Griffin, realizing that she was in far greater danger of losing the opportunity to dust Spielberg's antiques than one to star in his movies, laughed off the strong-arm tactic: More »
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By MarkComment by ILikeSalads: Kathy Griffin rocks. I love that she reveals "Hollywood" for what it is - a bunch of scared little... more » | Other threads
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Griffin Out, Seacrest In
Today's Page Six lends an uncharacteristically sympathetic ear to Kathy Griffin, who found out that E! had rolled up her heavily nip/tucked body in a red carpet and tossed her in the river only when her lawyer tried to find out about her Golden Globes assignment: More »
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By MarkComment by mr hotpants: First Joan and now Kathy??? Is E! trying to force people never to watch them again? I'd rather... more » | Other threads
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celeb divorces
Circle Of Life: Griffin Enters Spinsterhood, While The Donald To Spawn Another Heir To Bankrupt Casinos
We've been away for a couple of days, blissfully unaware of the recent celebrity decouplings, but bear with us as we take a quick inventory: Kenny "'Fraud' Means Exactly What You Think It Means" Chesney and Renee Zellweger, annulling. Tori Spelling and that guy, divorcing. Two very pretty people from a WB show we've never seen, but whom were married for about ten minutes, separating. And in what we're sure will make for a terribly poignant thirty second segment on E!'s 50 Least Consequential Semi-Celebrity Divorce Filings, Kathy Griffin and her much-suffering husband are calling it quits. Are we caught up yet? Clearly, God is punishing us for taking time off (we're having flashbacks of the time we took a shower and missed the announcement about the Brad and Jen split); we expect that if we take a lunch hour today, He will test us by sending down a frog-storm of news of life-changing importance, perhaps about how Donald Trump's sperm is still motile. What? Oh, shit. More »
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