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#awards
Josh Brolin's Drunk-Ish Awards Tour Steamrolls Whoopi Goldberg, Richard Jenkins
Whether or not Josh Brolin was drunk again last night's NBR ceremony, his speech featured so much gin-soaked verisimilitude that we fully expected him to end it by slur-shouting, "Josh Brolin's got issues!" More » -
#defamertranscripts
'They TAZED Me, Man': The Josh And Jeffrey Shooting Script
We can't believe an artifact like the Josh Brolin/Jeffrey Wright squad-car exchange actually exists, so hilarious is their post-tazing chemistry. The buddy comedy of the year inspired us to type out the whole damn thing. More » -
#celebjurisprudence
Arrested Josh Brolin Engages in Game of Kissy One-Upmanship
The W. DVD is going to have some killer double features. First, video was leaked of the violent arrest of Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright, and now TMZ has their surprisingly funny squad car banter. More » -
#joshbrolin
Some of Josh Brolin's Best Friends Are Assholes
A day after clearing his name in Shreveport and clearing his throat in New York, Josh Brolin wants to clear the air about where he stands with "asshole" former co-star Russell Crowe. More » -
#celebjurisprudence
Josh Brolin, Jeffrey Wright Charges Dropped; Vicious New Video Hints Why
W. co-stars Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright were cleared today of charges they interfered with a crew member's arrest last summer in Shreveport. Violent, taserific new footage defies you to disagree. More » -
#awards
Sean Penn-Josh Brolin Lovefest Takes Turn For the Drunk
Sean Penn and Josh Brolin appeared together at last night's New York Film Critic Circle awards dinner, where their Milk characters' rivalry reportedly gave way to a more collegial, tipsy thaw. -
