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#mondaymorningboxoffice
Gun-Wielding Madea Bravely Fends Off Be-Hotpanted Jonas Brothers
Good morning and happy, miserable Monday everyone. (Snow on the East, rain on the West). While you cower inside, away from the elements, ponder over the weekend box office report and wonder... why? More » -
#clips
Barbara Walters Asks Your Burning Oscar Night Questions
While you were busy ogling pretty ladies in pretty dresses, ABC was airing Barbara Walters' investigative report on the really important issues. Such as: Is Joe Jonas a jerk? And is Hugh Jackman gay? More » -
#grammys
A Tale Of Two Grammys: Radiohead Bludgeons The Jonas Brothers
If the incoming Oscar producers are serious about their pledge to detonate the awards show and rebuild from scratch, may they take two imperative lessons from Sunday night's Grammy telecast: More » -
#crushes
"Malia Obama-Jonas"...has a nice (purity) ring to it. [HuffPo]
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#riots
NYPD Prepares For A Jonas Bros. 'New Year's Tramplin' Eve'
When the NYPD looks at the Jonas Brothers, they see something far more ominous than a fraternal trio of virginally delicious pop stars: They see a NYE riot at the Crossroads of the World. -
#russellbrand
Russell Brand Willing to Personally Defile the Jonas Brothers
Though Russell Brand defined this year's MTV Video Awards by repeatedly cracking jokes about the Jonas Brothers' purity rings, it had seemed of late that the comedian had moved on to Helen Mirren. -
