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more about #defamer more comments → D2theMatthews: Sodomy is any sex that isn't for procreation (anal and oral copulation according to Webster's), so how do we know Mr. Mayer isn't just talking about a... more » RachelSklar: I read the piece. I did not find him to be rapey. more » drunkexpatwriter: This quote sounds more closet gay than rapist to me: "It's crazy to me that in my head, that being 32 and dating women is going to get me in trouble,... more » snugbug: Just wondering: Are there popular "guitar gods" lamer than John Mayer out there? I've often tried to compile a Top Three Guitarists Lamer Than John Ma... more » dippitydoo: "pretty boy singer/songwriter?" blech. this guy has freaked me out since day one. when i heard 'your body is a wonderland' my gut instinct said: pe... more » Foster Kamer: OH. I guess I should note that there's also the possibility that John Mayer just hates his publicist. In which case: awesome. more » The-Littlest-Hobo: Furthermore, I have it on good authority that this is one of John Mayer's favorite songs of all time. (warning: This song is really fucked-up and... more » VioletViolet: I know a girl who met John Mayer at a bar and he told her that she looked like she could give really good head. What made me believe her is that she d... more » phlox✔: Redacted more » Lysergic Asset: He looks developmentally disabled in that picture, so it's kind of difficult to hate him right now. more » heywhat: Tucker, just be a man and admit that the movie was a failure b/c it sucked. Stop trying to make yourself into artiste who made a great work of art th... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I hate to break it to you Tucker, but outside of a few Frat boys, nobody in Middle America knows who the hell you are. Your Coastal types just hate yo... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Thank you. This is a very intelligent, educational post. But why are you so mean to a poopy nobody? more » VioletViolet: I do understand what he means about Fox Searchlight watering down the movie for mass appeal. However, if by bringing in a "bird" he's using Swingin' S... more » OHymenMyHymen: I repeat my statement- add a scene in which Tucker is repeatedly sodomized by a subway turnstile and I can get that film to $50 million with my eyes c... more » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic. [Jezebel] -
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This Week In Tabloids: Jessica's "Desperate Hookup"; Kardashian Tweens Gone Wild
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we discover that John Mayer not only plays guitar but both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. More revelations from In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Us, after the jump. [Jezebel] -
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Elle Decor Goes Inside John "The Player" Mayer's Loft
The September issue of Elle Decor goes where many women have gone before: John Mayer's bedroom. What does it look like where the magic happens? [Jezebel] -
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This Week In Tabloids: Jon Gosselin Tells All; John Mayer Sexts Jess & Jen
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we learn that with the cash In Touch paid Jon Gosselin for an exclusive interview, the father of eight can buy a truckload of fugly T-shirts. Margaret assists in our tabloid roundup, ahead. [Jezebel] -
#cockroaches
Perez Hilton Is Scared And On The Lam
Infamous gossip monger/dirtbag Perez Hilton has maybe had the worst week of his life. And it's beginning to show: Perez is blogging scared. Is this the end for him? More » -
#celebritards
How Twitter Saved the Celebrity P.R.
Blogs, Facebook, and Twitter were supposed to liberate famous people from old-media gatekeepers. But John Mayer, Courtney Love, and others are teaching us that public figures are terrible at shaping their own image. More »
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This Week In Tabloids: Brangelina's On The Rocks, Reese Might Get One
Welcome back to midweek madness, in which we gorge ourselves on fresh gossip from the weekly tabloids. Join us as we choke down what In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star are serving. [Jezebel] -
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Jennifer Aniston Dumps John Mayer Over Twitter Addiction
It turns out using Twitter will not get you laid. Actress Jennifer Aniston reportedly dumped musician John Mayer over his habit of broadcasting his every idle thought on the microblogging service. Hurray! More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity weeklies so you don't "have" to. Contributing editor Margaret assists as we dissect In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. [Jezebel] -
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Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Tell Gayle King It's Serious
Oprah filmed yesterday's show at the Kodak Theater the morning after the Oscars, with plenty of her signature, deep, loud screams. Gayle caught Jen and John backstage and asked them about their relationship. [Jezebel] -
#oscars
Today In Oscar Hell: Zac Efron To Singlehandedly Save The Academy Awards
· E! reports that Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens will be among the performers to help nurture this year's Oscar renaissance, hopefully teaming for a Best Picture reenactment of Slumdog Millionaire's romantic latrine-escape sequence. More » -
#gossiproundup
Jennifer Aniston Turning 40 and Still Getting Songs For Her Birthday
John Mayer gifts at a 15-year-old level; Prince Harry still offends every non-white person he encounters and Sarah Jessica Parker will always be saddled with cheap jokes. It's arrested development. More » -
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For the Holidays, John Mayer Introduces Jennifer Aniston to His TMZ Family
Poor Jennifer Aniston! In New York right now it is far too cold to go nude outside, which left the actress few options to promote her film Marley & Me last night. -
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John Mayer Wishes We Were More Like Don Rickles
Popular Defamer subject John Mayer spoke up on his own blog yesterday with a bit of advice for all the epidemically abusive gossips out there: If you must insult him, learn from the best. More » -
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Jennifer Aniston Will Not Be Congratulating Angelina On Her Golden Globe Nom
As all of America has no doubt been made aware of during her press tour for Marley & Me, Jennifer Aniston hates talking about Brad Pitt.
