Lindsay Lohan's Uphill Battles In Utah

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John Stamos: "You'll Never Find Me Eating A Hamburger Off The Floor Like That Lush Hasselhoff"

One happy byproduct of John Stamos's recent Australian escapades—including an unhinged morning show visit in which the actor waxed incoherently about the size of a journalist's genitalia and Princess Diana's death—is that the ER star's deformed belly button has ceased to be the most interesting about him. Still, the series of discombobulated media appearances Down Under seem to have done more bad than good for Stamos's profile, and now the actor wants everyone to know that the real culprit was just some prescription sleep-aids. From TVGuide.com: More »

A Still Suspiciously Incoherent John Stamos Pays Australian Oprah A Visit

After an interview in which he came across less like ER's resident hearththrob and more like your senile, Scotch-scented great uncle, John Stamos' promotional tour of Australia continued the following day with a stop at popular local talk show Mornings with Kerri-Anne. It would have been a wonderful opportunity to demonstrate how the jet-lag and latté-infused demons that had been possessing the actor had since been conquered. Instead, the situation quickly devolved from bad to worse, with a handsy Uncle Jesse dismissing a local critic of being in possession of a dreaded "small penis," then placing a glass sculpture over his own presumably ample endowment, and capping off the visit by clutching an exasperated Kerri-Anne in a bear hug to reminisce about the deaths of Princess Diana, Elvis, and his own career, in that order. As they say in Australia: Enjoy. More »

Jet-Lagged John Stamos Tries To Recall How Many Olsen Twins He Used To Work With

In a suspiciously incomprehensible promotional performance that recalls Paula Abdul's finest, power-napping junket work on behalf of American Idol, hunky TV doctor and former Full House "cool uncle" John Stamos slurred his way through an ER press appearance in Australia yesterday. The Daily Telegraph reports that the actor and his publicist jointly ascribed his inability to clearly articulate his thoughts on his still-vital relationship with the Olsen Twins to a brain-clouding cocktail of coffee abuse and jetlag, an explanation the paper cynically dismisses by noting that Stamos has "been in Sydney since Thursday." Through the magic of the internets, a worldwide system of info-tunnels through which images of a famous person's every misstep can be instantly disseminated, you can enjoy a clip of the interview, deciding for yourself whether the flack's diagnosis of Stamos's rare Delayed, Caffeine-Enhanced Time Zone Readjustment Syndrome is a valid one. More »