From former Gawker writer Maureen O’Connor, here is a perfect interview with Rob Shuter, the celebrity PR guy who handled Ben Affleck’s last breakup (with the other Jen). Shuter spills the tea about all his former clients, including Jessica Simpson, who he says dated the biggest publicity whore of all: John Mayer.
Did you know John Mayer has a multi-million dollar watch collection? Mayer, the kind of guy who probably refers to having sex with a woman as “getting snatch,” spoke with the New York Times about—you guessed it—watches. As if this guy couldn’t be more of a parody of himself—sensitive yet manly; sensual but horny; Steve Stifler with a Stratocaster and a chorus pedal—he also knows a thing or two about how to wear an item of jewelry whose only function is to tell you the time of day:
This will not sweeten the almond milk in Taylor Swift's Monday morning latte, but we must report that Swift's ex-boyfriend John Mayer went to the Super Bowl to support Swift's sworn enemy, halftime show performer Katy Perry last night. Missy Elliott (personal relationship with Swift unknown) posed for a photo with the on-again couple, who were dressed up like a normal person and a football, at an after party.
You know that feeling when you break up with John Mayer and you promise you'll never hook up with him again, but then you see him at a friend's dinner party a year later and you're like, dang!? Katy Perry does, because on Saturday night, John Mayer reportedly came back to her house and stayed until 4 p.m. the next day.