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This Week In Tabloids: Jessica's "Desperate Hookup"; Kardashian Tweens Gone Wild
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we discover that John Mayer not only plays guitar but both Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. More revelations from In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Us, after the jump. [Jezebel] -
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This Week In Tabloids: Jon Gosselin Tells All; John Mayer Sexts Jess & Jen
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we learn that with the cash In Touch paid Jon Gosselin for an exclusive interview, the father of eight can buy a truckload of fugly T-shirts. Margaret assists in our tabloid roundup, ahead. [Jezebel] -
#magazines
How OK! Faked Its Jessica Simpson Weight-Loss Cover
OK! magazine wanted to drum up sales with this cover about Jessica Simpson's weight loss. When Us Weekly ran the same basic cover, it was their best-selling cover of 2007 — the same year, incidentally, OK! found Jessica's "new" body.
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This Week In Tabloids: Weddings, Diets & Dating The Dude You're Writing About
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where it's getting really… trashy. Between the Gosselin love triangle; Jessica's "revenge" diet; Kardashian implants and "Hollywood Body Watches," we're actually nostalgic for some classy coke pants! Margaret and I rummage through the garbage, ahead. [Jezebel] -
#traderoundup
Everyone Overseas Wants to See a Terminated America
Funny little news today about the internet, about foreign box office, about annoying reality shows on CBS and bizarro ones on Canadian TV. Plus news on your home movie about furries. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity weeklies so you don't "have" to. Contributing editor Margaret assists as we dissect In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. [Jezebel] -
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This Week In Tabloids: Veiled Vows For Chris And Rihanna
Welcome to Midweek Madness, in which we attempt to piece together actual news from the celebrity tabloids. This week, most covers featured Rihanna and Chris Brown's reported reunion, with Star claiming that they got married. [Jezebel] -
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#exes
Nick Lachey offers ex-wife Jessica some backhanded support. [Extra]
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#sisters
Ashlee Simpson Wonders How Anyone Can Find Her Sister Fat Now That Obama Is President
The widely circulated images of confusing-exercise-video survivor Jessica Simpson at a Florida chili festival probably weren't what the singer had in mind when she recently told a handler, "I wanna be big again!" More » -
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The Banned Jessica Simpson Exercise Video: With 'Manager Admitting She's A Bitch' Bonus Track!
Tough as it is to believe, recent leopardskin-belt double-cinching victim Jessica Simpson was once the star of her own weight-loss video. More »
