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more about #defamer more comments → drunkexpatwriter: Now we know why Katie Holmes got her hair cut short. #gossip more » unclevanya: They will limp along with him until next spring and fulfill the contract, mainly because they have no other new programming to replace it. The point o... more » Magister: I believe the Leno Experiment has not only eliminated NBC at ten, but it has probably dragged down their nine o'clock shows and has negatively effecte... more » PandoraSpocks: I've watched it. And I cannot believe that some network asshole thought this would work AND someone else signed off on it for five nights a week. Whe... more » JennaW: To my shock, certain comments on this page lead me to believe that there are people who have actually watched this show! #jayleno more » SpyMagician: Here, you want ratings, do the following: - Ditch Leno. - Get HD video of cute animals. Crisp, clear, cute. - One hour each night of cute animal vide... more » MrInBetween: In the TV lexicon, "a Leno" will forever mean a colossal bet made on a certain loser. #jayleno more » Mike Jahn: The guy is an undisputed car nut. Give him a show called "Beverly Hills Chopper." #jayleno more » miss_msry: People actually admit paying to see this skank? #britneyspears more » Airvault: 1) Sampras and Agassi. #gossip more » mattchew03: Even though it would make the show even more like it was before, I think Leno would benefit from ditching a bunch of his new (unfunny) correspondents ... more » Bunsy: Saw it at NYC screening with Jason, his dad and the two actresses... really great movie and yes, if you are a road warrior (or like to fire people), y... more » Trixie from Toronto: I love Jason Reitman, but this is kind of stupid. Journalists are generally allotted about 15 minutes of time with someone of his fame. I can't imagin... more » PaisleyPajamas: Up In The Air is a thoroughly enjoyable movie. Reitman really took a risk with the subject matter and it plays well. If you've ever worked in the tr... more » skt.smth: Alright, alright. Back when those stupid Aussies did that blackface routine on that TV show with Harry Connick Jr., I was all like "there's no way tha... more » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snack on gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Brad and Angie were married in a ceremony officiated by Maddox — then Brad bolted. [Jezebel] -
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Gerard Butler, You Are Officially on Movie Star Probation
It was a big weekend for Gerard Butler. His movie Law Abiding Citizen opened at number two and he hosted Saturday Night Live. Too bad both of them sucked. And now he's on notice. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight. [Jezebel] -
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This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I look for "news" in In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. Is Jennifer Aniston's baby bump for real? Will Justin Timberlake date Rihanna? Is Angie adopting again?!?!?! [Jezebel] -
#trailerpark
In Stunning Breakthough, Jennifer Aniston Performs Role While Actually Asleep
Scientists around the world are in stunned today over the breakthrough in human performance technology made by actress/explorer Jennifer Aniston. Clips released from her new film Love Happens reveals Aniston was able to complete an entire film while comatose. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Brad's A Drunk, Jon's A Dirtbag, Jen Loses To Renée
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. In the oppressive summer heat, Margaret and I searched the pages of In Touch, Us, Star, Life & Style and Ok! for delicious frosty treats of gossip, and were not disappointed. [Jezebel] -
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This Week In Tabloids: Jon Gosselin Tells All; John Mayer Sexts Jess & Jen
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we learn that with the cash In Touch paid Jon Gosselin for an exclusive interview, the father of eight can buy a truckload of fugly T-shirts. Margaret assists in our tabloid roundup, ahead. [Jezebel] -
#traderoundup
Hollywood's Sleepy Eyed Men Ruin Everything!
Paul Giamatti ruined Twilight. Director Paul Haggis inexplicably continues to get work. The Watchmen ruins Nic Cage's DVD's dominance. Howard Zinn ruins Matt Damon or vice-versa. More » -
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What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?
Actresses make a lot of money. As do movie studios who adapt video games into terrible movies. A great actor died, a promising actress takes wing, and new reality shows make us want to do terrorism. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Twins Are Sick; Real Housewife Sex Tape Secrets
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! It's been a long time since every single magazine had a different main image. Inside? Mostly the same old bullshit. We did learn new details about Angelina's babies, Aniston's date and a Gosselin tell-all book. [Jezebel] -
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This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat
Every Wednesday, we rummage through the gossip clearance aisle in Midweek Madness to determine whether OK!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch or Star, has valuable dirt you want at a price you can afford. [Jezebel] -
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This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Cheated On Brad With Blonde Female Rocker
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I attempt to ingest the nutty stuff produced by the weekly tabloids. Details from Us, In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style and Star, inside. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
[Sad old Jennifer Aniston leaving her New York hotel to go film "The Baster"; image via Bauer-Griffin] -
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This Week In Tabloids: Choose Your Own Brangelina Adventure
Wednesday means one thing: Midweek Madness. The covers are all over the place this week, like what's up with Brangelina? Did she kick him out? Agree to be Mrs. Pitt? Is he cheating with Natalie Portman? [Jezebel] -
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"Well, I Guess Schwimmer's Single..."
[Jennifer Aniston, lonely and miserable as ever, filming her movie 'The Baster' in New York; image via Splash] -
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How Twitter Saved the Celebrity P.R.
Blogs, Facebook, and Twitter were supposed to liberate famous people from old-media gatekeepers. But John Mayer, Courtney Love, and others are teaching us that public figures are terrible at shaping their own image. More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Brangelina's On The Rocks, Reese Might Get One
Welcome back to midweek madness, in which we gorge ourselves on fresh gossip from the weekly tabloids. Join us as we choke down what In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star are serving. [Jezebel] -
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Jennifer Aniston Dumps John Mayer Over Twitter Addiction
It turns out using Twitter will not get you laid. Actress Jennifer Aniston reportedly dumped musician John Mayer over his habit of broadcasting his every idle thought on the microblogging service. Hurray! More » -
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This Week In Tabloids: Pregnancies, Nose Jobs, Cheating & Sex Tapes
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity weeklies so you don't "have" to. Contributing editor Margaret assists as we dissect In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star. [Jezebel] -
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When TV Stars Ruled the Earth
Cannibals will soon roam the earth, as will comedians. Jennifer Aniston and dogs are Mother Nature's favorite creations. Audrina Patridge will never, ever die. Your in-town-for-pilot-season friend will never, ever leave. More »



