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#imageconscious
Photoshop Of Horrors Hall Of Shame, 2000-2009
Slimmed thighs, whittled waists, smoothed skin: Digitally altered women were de rigueur in the 00s. There were many, many Photoshop Of Horrors images to choose from, but these are the 15 most egregious examples of image retouching in this decade. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we search for hot "news" in the celeb tabloids. This week: Read Tiger's lurid text messages and find out how Angelina is helping Jen adopt a little Mexican kid. [Jezebel] -
#clips
Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jen Waits For Brad To Text; Tom's Secret Scientology Van
If it's Wednesday, it's Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I comb through tabloids, untangling knots of gossip! This week: Aniston's unprotected sex with Mayer while waiting for Brad; Tom Cruise's creepy black van; Twilight fanfic. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brad Crashes Motorcycle Rushing To Jen; Celebs ♥ Nose Jobs
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I snack on gossip from In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Brad and Angie were married in a ceremony officiated by Maddox — then Brad bolted. [Jezebel] -
#punishment
Gerard Butler, You Are Officially on Movie Star Probation
It was a big weekend for Gerard Butler. His movie Law Abiding Citizen opened at number two and he hosted Saturday Night Live. Too bad both of them sucked. And now he's on notice. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Justin & Rihanna Plan Hookup; Kardashian Wedding "World Exclusive"
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I "read" In Touch, Star, Life & Style, Us and Ok!. This week we learned that JT and Rihanna are on, dancing makes you thin, and bridesmaid dresses shouldn't be skin-tight. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Aniston's "Pregnant"; Justin's "Sweating" Rihanna
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I look for "news" in In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. Is Jennifer Aniston's baby bump for real? Will Justin Timberlake date Rihanna? Is Angie adopting again?!?!?! [Jezebel] -
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#trailerpark
In Stunning Breakthough, Jennifer Aniston Performs Role While Actually Asleep
Scientists around the world are in stunned today over the breakthrough in human performance technology made by actress/explorer Jennifer Aniston. Clips released from her new film Love Happens reveals Aniston was able to complete an entire film while comatose. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Brad's A Drunk, Jon's A Dirtbag, Jen Loses To Renée
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. In the oppressive summer heat, Margaret and I searched the pages of In Touch, Us, Star, Life & Style and Ok! for delicious frosty treats of gossip, and were not disappointed. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Jon Gosselin Tells All; John Mayer Sexts Jess & Jen
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we learn that with the cash In Touch paid Jon Gosselin for an exclusive interview, the father of eight can buy a truckload of fugly T-shirts. Margaret assists in our tabloid roundup, ahead. [Jezebel] -
#traderoundup
Hollywood's Sleepy Eyed Men Ruin Everything!
Paul Giamatti ruined Twilight. Director Paul Haggis inexplicably continues to get work. The Watchmen ruins Nic Cage's DVD's dominance. Howard Zinn ruins Matt Damon or vice-versa. More » -
#traderoundup
What Could Be Better Than an Asteroids Movie?
Actresses make a lot of money. As do movie studios who adapt video games into terrible movies. A great actor died, a promising actress takes wing, and new reality shows make us want to do terrorism. More » -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina's Twins Are Sick; Real Housewife Sex Tape Secrets
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! It's been a long time since every single magazine had a different main image. Inside? Mostly the same old bullshit. We did learn new details about Angelina's babies, Aniston's date and a Gosselin tell-all book. [Jezebel] -
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This Week In Tabloids: Sapphic Encounters And Haircut Advice, At Prices That Can't Be Beat
Every Wednesday, we rummage through the gossip clearance aisle in Midweek Madness to determine whether OK!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch or Star, has valuable dirt you want at a price you can afford. [Jezebel] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Angelina Cheated On Brad With Blonde Female Rocker
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which assistant Margaret and I attempt to ingest the nutty stuff produced by the weekly tabloids. Details from Us, In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style and Star, inside. [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
Aniston Gets Package from (Nearly) Wed-Ex
[Sad old Jennifer Aniston leaving her New York hotel to go film "The Baster"; image via Bauer-Griffin] -
#midweekmadness
This Week In Tabloids: Choose Your Own Brangelina Adventure
Wednesday means one thing: Midweek Madness. The covers are all over the place this week, like what's up with Brangelina? Did she kick him out? Agree to be Mrs. Pitt? Is he cheating with Natalie Portman? [Jezebel] -
#opencaption
"Well, I Guess Schwimmer's Single..."
[Jennifer Aniston, lonely and miserable as ever, filming her movie 'The Baster' in New York; image via Splash] -
#celebritards
How Twitter Saved the Celebrity P.R.
Blogs, Facebook, and Twitter were supposed to liberate famous people from old-media gatekeepers. But John Mayer, Courtney Love, and others are teaching us that public figures are terrible at shaping their own image. More »
