Comment by rudi_freude: I'm still holding out for the "Tetris" movie with Keanu Reeves and Scarlett Johanssen portraying lifeless, two-dimensional angular shapes looking... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Trulymadlyme: "Jen will never last with someone who doesn't drink. She loves her margarita Sundays." For the second day in... 10 Responses | Other threads

Comment by greengrey thinks the layout sucks/swallows: I do not understand Kate's hair. Does she think it's flattering? Why does she do it? HOW does she go... 46 Responses | Other threads

Comment by vamusical: OH MY GOD I HAVE A TAN CARDIGAN TOO. EVERYONE HOLD ME BACK I'M TRYING TO STEAL BRAD. 14 Responses | Other threads

Comment by mommymash: "They run around in the same dirty clothes, underwear, and socks for days at a time. And when Nadya gets... 13 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Stream Of Consciousness: God...I absolutely hate to admit it but I have been getting sucked into twitter lately. There is so much hilarious... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Eeva: Brad gets tortured by the kids all day. They wrestle him and kick him and constantly harass him. OH FUCK OFF.... 16 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Banjo-Sea Kitten: Twitter TwatterJen is Hotter p.s. I would like to lick her legs. Signed, A Straight Girl. 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): As much as I dont want to talk about Jen A. ( cause I love her like that) if this... 25 Responses | Other threads

Comment by WindowSeat: Battle Royale has set the bar pretty high for Teenage Fight To The Death flicks. 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Artur Van Asinine: Is it just me, or does she kinda look like one of those mail order sex dolls in that photo? 10 Responses | Other threads

Comment by saintbernadette: "Pizza or Pregnant?" Those are the only 2 choices? How about potatoes, mashed; period-time; Pillsbury biscuits; pancakes!? 18 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Samanthrax: STOP TRYING TO MAKE ANISTON SEEM PATHETIC. You suck at life, tabloids. 64 Responses | Other threads

Comment by katie.scarlett.o'hara: OK, I don't get all the vitriol for John. Some of his songs are cheesy, but he is an... 45 Responses | Other threads

Comment by pauljones: Aniston may be 40, but she sure as hell doesn't look it. I would pick her over Jolie any day. Jolie... 31 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I can not get over that picture of Rachel Zoe. Honestly, is anyone naturally that thin? I'm not body snarking... 27 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Private Hangnail: There are certain celebrities that I, for some odd reason, worry about. Margot Kidder is one of them, I think... 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by BabyJane: I hear you Jessica. I eat my feelings too. They are particularly delicious when covered in melty cheese. 22 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Macloserboy: I'm sorry, but wasn't there a PAGE LONG list of SJP "horse jokes" here on Monday? 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by NoWireHangers: Does Jennifer Aniston strive to make movies that reinforce her pathetic, desperate, Ack! my biological clock is ticking, why doesn't... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by SavoryDee (is on Team Cake Fat): It is based on one of the most condescending, pedantic and flawed books ever to come out of an extremely... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Victor Ward: Yes. Because violently doing it after shooting up your house is exactly the kind of romantic scene I would want... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Raspberry Swirl. Conversation Killer.: That's not Britney on that Us cover. That's a tranny impersonator, or else someone went extremely Photoshop-crazy. 10 Responses | Other threads

Comment by UmayMoira: I went to see Marley and Me for several reasons. 1. I am definitely TEAM ANISTON (among many others) 2. I like... more » | Other threads

Comment by WhitneyGH: I want Jennifer Aniston to go somewhere far, far away. It doesn't even have to be for long - just... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by DrFeelgood: Wow! That's some goood TV! more » | Other threads

Comment by Victor Ward: People like him are ruining the peacoat for me. In my psyche, that is a very big deal. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by icallthebigonebitey: Will someone PLEASE give this woman some barrettes?! We used to play the How-Many-Times-Will-Jen-Touch-Her-Hair-I..."Friends"-Episode? Drinking Game in college. Which is... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Decebal: I remember back in the FRIENDS days, when she did her first semi-nude spread. She used to have a lilly... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Samanthrax: I cannot... stop... laughing... at JLo sexyface. Ha. 11 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Greasy Thumb Guzik: And she sued some guy a few years ago who took naked pix of her with a long lens when... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Old No.7: You know, if Jennifer Anistion went on The View, the Defamer posts would collapse on themselves into a black hole... 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Beppo: "I get up some mornings and gasp ..." - That happened to my dad a lot, then he got a... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by shag_carpet_bomb: I personally like the way he drinks draughts! 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Old No.7: If you're tired of people asking about your near-suicide, Owen, perhaps you should have been a little bit more successful... 8 Responses | Other threads

Comment by land surveyor k: i love her. no one can dissuade me. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by dirtybee: Re: Britney using seizure medication - I'm taking Depakote for bi-polar disorder, and it's also used for folks that have... 32 Responses | Other threads

Comment by RocketRockit: Can she please STFU now? 1 Responses | Other threads