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more about #defamer PandoraSpocks: Some comedian used to tell a joke about the Texas judge who asked a murder defendant how he pleaded and the guy says "Your honor, I'm guilty, but we t... more » LeeroySpitzer: But I still can't look at him the same after hearing what he told the Mamas and Papas to do with their daughters. more » BlinkyMcChuck: Wow. I didn't think I'd ever write this, but Mayer wins. more » jasonelias: You know, I don't know why Charlie Sheen still has a career. He's just not that funny as a comedic actor. He (and that cast exodus) pretty much destro... more » rebeccaeisenberg: It's really interesting to hear about this stuff from the POV of celebs. I wish more of them would use social media to expose some of the dirty tricks... more » Green Line Coed: John Mayer's tweets always make my heart flutter. They're topped only by Rev Run's and that just might be because I picture the good reverend sending... more » Dot: Please tell me this means they'll remove that horrid show he's in. Every time I don't change the channel fast enough, I get PTSD. more » sparkyl: I must be OD'ing on iced sugar cookies 'cause I'm feeling an affinity for John Mayer. Last week HE was the douche, right? My whole world has tipped ... more » fatmonalisa: When I worked on Gossip Girl I had to travel with the cast and the majority of the main background folks for some CW related thing. We were all put on... more » Mo MoDo: As a theater queen, I love standing by stage doors and getting autographs, but it is real easy to spot the hucksters just trying to get stuff to sell ... more » CrayonSmoothie: Pfft. Just a poor man's Tom Sizemore. more » pureblarney: Foster, you read Redwall, you nerd. And yes, chicks dig Charlie Sheen circa 1985, back when he was still the youngest, hottest graduate of the Martin... more » AlexSea: oh 'avatard', that's clever! i saw you used that earlier too! #gawker,circa7thgrade more » NoodlePress: That TMZ article says the 911 call came in at 8:45 am on Christmas. And they had both been drinking, and she was legally over-the-limit. Who gets hamm... more » Mo MoDo: 2.5 Men is filler between How I Met Your Mother and Big Bang Theory comes on. more » TheSometimesWhy: Only in the most nepotistic business in a world predicated on nepotism does this human oil slick have a shot. And then another shot. And then anothe... more » IpsoFacto: Hopefully, this incident puts the wheels in motion for the cancellation of that horrid show. Dontcha think its kinda weird that Chris Brown's career ... more » Island of Misfit Toys: My father and step-mother watch Two and a Half Men. They DVR it. I've been stuck over there when they replay it. It's painfully stupid. And they l... more » Trai_Dep: I'm so glad Teh Gays of California were blocked from legal marriage so that the institution was protected for guys like this. more » Le_Horla: I will admit right now that I watch Two and Half Man. I even watch reruns on weekend. I can't explain it. I think that the character he plays on THM i... more » -
#defamerregrets
An Apology: Avatar Amazingly Does Not Suck
For months, the evidence mounted and mounted that James Cameron's long awaited Titanic follow-up was going to be the biggest let down since Phantom Menace. No one wanted to believe that more than we did. More » -
#pointcounterpoint
The Avatar Debate: It Will Suck
For 12 years, the world has awaited director James Cameron's follow up to Titanic. Today, the misguided prayers of a zillion fanboys have been answered, and they will be sorry. More » -
#avatariscoming
British Critics Declare Avatar a Non-Trainwreck
Next week the world's critics will have their (completely meaningless) say about whether James Cameron's 3D extravaganza was worth waiting a decade for. But today, a couple British papers are jumping the gun to say it didn't suck. More » -
#avatariscoming
The Mounting Evidence That Avatar Will Suck, Part 2: An Eyewitness Account
The evidence continues to pile up that the film the world is waiting to see will, in fact, be the next Phantom Menace. And now, adding to the evidence: an exclusive Defamer eyewitness testimony of Avatar's looming hideousness. More » -
#avatariscoming
The Mounting Evidence That Avatar Will Suck, Part 1
For over a decade, the world has waited for James Cameron's follow up to Titanic. But now that Avatar has at last arrived how are we to prepare ourselves for the fact that it might be godawful? More » -
#auteurs
Werner Herzog: The Thinking Man's James Cameron
Sanity is a relative term in the realm of Hollywood directors who generally function on a mental health continuum ranging from borderline OCD cases on the benign end to paranoid schizophrenic megalomaniacs on the deeper end. More » -
#innovations
James Cameron Reveals His Quest to Build More Perfect CGI Boobs
In a decade since the launch of Titanic, the eyes of humanity have focused on the James Cameron laboratory wondering what leap forward would emerge, what gifts he would bestow on our species? More » -
#trailerpark
The Avatar Trailer Looks Like Jar Jar Binks' Family Reunion
You know that movie James Cameron has been working on for more than 10 years and spent more than $200 million dollars? Turns out it's just a bunch of blue cartoons? We feel cheated.
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#geeksonparade
The 10 Things From Comic-Con You Need To Know
Why bother going to San Diego for Comic-Con when you can just sit in your living room and read all the good coverage of it! Now, when you talk to your nerdy sci-fi friends, you won't look like an idiot. More » -
#traderoundup
James Cameron Presents New Avatar, Will Be Gawker Commenting Soon
Get it?? News today about James Cameron, that little fellow with a dream. Also about TV pilots getting a second chance at life. James King becomes Jaime King, too! More » -
#traderoundup
Wait, Is Tyler Perry Jewish?
Between the Wizards and the Avatar there's a lot of money floating through Hollywood right now. Vast riches unknown by the average shmo! Sure glad we have the Jews to take care of it for us. More »

