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anecdotes
Stephen Gyllenhaal Was Always Going to Be About Jake
The peculiar story of literary lady Cantara Christopher and her relationship to famous father (and aspiring poet) Stephen Gyllenhaal continues. Last we left it, Christopher planned to tell all about her experience with Jake and Maggie's dad. She followed through! More »
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Comment by eleusiswalks: Anne Sexton notably had an incestuous relationship with her daughter I am just putting that out there. 2 Responses | Other threads
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By John CookComment by resipsaloquacious: Maggie is not a very pretty person. She just ain't. It had to be said. 14 Responses | Other threads
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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Brangelina's On The Rocks, Reese Might Get One
Welcome back to midweek madness, in which we gorge ourselves on fresh gossip from the weekly tabloids. Join us as we choke down what In Touch, Life & Style, Us, Ok! and Star are serving. [Jezebel]
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By MargaretComment by Eeva: Brad gets tortured by the kids all day. They wrestle him and kick him and constantly harass him. OH FUCK OFF.... 16 Responses | Other threads
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cattle call
Jake Gyllenhaal To Continue His Illustrious Singing Career
Casting has been announced for the movie version of Damn Yankees, the baseball musical. Jake Gyllenhaal will sing! Also in casting news are Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg, a Woody Allen movie, and Gossip Girl. More »
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Comment by EdnaOverhill: Jake Gyllenhall? Be still my heart. Does anyone know if there's a locker room scene in Damn Yankees?... 2 Responses | Other threads
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wtf
Finally, The Jake Gyllenhaal/Ron Howard Hip-Hop Video You've Clamored For
Sometimes, life is kind enough to fill a need you didn't even know you had. Here, then, is a hip-hop video that stars Jake Gyllenhaal and Ron Howard for some reason. You're welcome! More »
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Comment by ellagood: by Jamie Foxx, who is now firmly at the "Waiting for Tonight" phase of his Jennifer Lopez-emulating career BEST PHRASE EVER.... 2 Responses | Other threads
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jake gyllenhaal
You Know America's In The Shitter When Even Jake Gyllenhaal Is Kicking Paps In The Shins
Jake Gyllenhaal returned to the drudgery of jury duty today, where he received none of the pampering he'd become accustomed to from Prince of Persia's small army of chest-hair stylists and grape-peeling P.A.s. More »
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By SethComment by TillieHarper: We the Blacks...Niggmata (I Have Holes in My Soul): Actually, I think Jake shinned a lady pap. They do exist. 2 Responses | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Jake Gyllenhaal and Debi Mazar
1/6 — I know he was just spotted there with Ms. Reese, but while I was sitting at the bar at Mozza at lunch time today I saw JAKE GYLLENHAAL walk in, at first I thought it was Reese standing next to him (there was a blonde head.. there was a bit of a crowd at the door..) but I cannot confirm that. I was too cool to turn my head fully around to scope out the table he sat at. About fifteen minutes later DEBI MAZAR walked in with a gentleman friend and asked loud enough for me to hear (not in an obnoxious way, I think she just has a loud voice...New Yorker loud...) "Is Nancy (Silverton) here today?" [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]
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By STVComment by JudyPaceFace: I thought you were gonna say Jake and Debbie were together. An item. I wasted a read. more » | Other threads
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prince of persia
On 'Persia' Location With Jake: The Accent! The Coiffure! The Cleavage!
Because there is no morning so terrible that it cannot be rendered less terrible with some one-on-one time with Jake Gyllenhaal in a cleavage-enhancing under-chemise, we bring you this ET footage from the set of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time—a Jerry Bruckheimerian extravaganza the superproducer says will be cinema's greatest headdress-and-scimitar-heavy triumph since Lawrence of Arabia. If you listen carefully, you can hear smacking sounds coming from the reporter as she gets her first taste of Jake's "convincing" accent (like the hunky love child of Peter O'Toole and Helen Mirren), then later observes, "There's been so much buzzz about your physeeque!" There certainly has been—some of it emanating from Defamer HQ as worker drones vigorously rubbed their wings together to this photo. Though it doesn't open until May 2010, we can hardly wait to check out Jake's vast array of camel-gadgets. More »
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By SethComment by MissFiFi: Ummmm he looks like a brunette Fabio to me. Am I missing something then??? 1 Responses | Other threads
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There Are No Bit Marshmallows, Just Bit Actors
Javier, Philip, and Jake Are Fortified With 8 Essential Vitamins And Iron
You may recall that about six months ago, we posted a Photoshop contest winning entry featuring the inspired casting of Javier Bardem as everyone's favorite Prince of Dark Chocolateyness, Count Chocula. We said at the time that we'd definitely shell out for such a movie were it ever to be made, and threw out the suggestion of Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jake Gyllenhaal to play his monstrous kiddie cereal cohorts, Frankenberry and Boo Berry. More »
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By SethComment by kookla: Now that he's quit acting, I look forward to seeing Joaquin Phoenix on a box of Weedies. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by mythopoesisme: "Jeez, those really are the cleanest nostrils I've ever seen." more » | Other threads
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brokeback mountain
'Brokeback Mountain' Author Not Interested in Your 'Zombie Jack Twist' Fan Fiction
An Important Drama like Brokeback Mountain has been many things to many people since its release three years ago, but who knew it was a budding franchise? Not only is the cowboys-in-love tale going opera, but ardent internet fans continue to sequelize the film with fan fiction, side stories and improbable follow-ups. Why, even Defamer has gotten into the act — Ang, the rights for "Ennis and Jack's Outrageous UFO Adventure" (above) are still available. Call us! However, there's one person who finds these add-ons downright Jack Nasty, and she's Annie Proulx, the tale's original author. As she told the Wall Street Journal: More »
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Comment by enriquez the water bottle: "beneath every mangled rewrite is the unspoken assumption that because they are men they can write this story better than... 2 Responses | Other threads
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reese witherspoon
Why Can't Reese Witherspoon Get First Billing?
Correct us if we're wrong, but didn't Reese Witherspoon, y'know, win an Oscar just a few years ago? We're pretty sure she did, but you'd never know it from this poster for Four Christmases, the upcoming comedy she stars in with Vince Vaughn. Despite the fact that Vaughn fired UTA and his manager after the star vehicle Fred Claus opened to less than his first $20 million paycheck, the poster still gives him first billing over the Oscar-winning, A-list Witherspoon (and for another Christmas movie, no less!). To be fair, Witherspoon's last film Rendition was a box-office bust, but she wasn't top-billed on that, either: new beau Jake Gyllenhaal was, despite the fact that he's not yet proven himself as a box office draw. After winning the industry's highest award and proving her ability to single-handedly open a comedy with films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Alabama, what more does Witherspoon have to do to be called first in the billing block? More »
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Comment by Macloserboy: Vaughn simply has more hits behind him than Reese, period. No vast sexist conspiracy. The real question is,... 9 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by TheQuestion: Little Dawnie Summers and a Hollywood Hearthrob?!? Wait a sec - am I cracking up or is there a fair... more » | Other threads
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jake gyllenhaal
'Prince'-ly Jake Gyllenhaal Has Internet Asking, 'Is It 2010 Yet?"
Before we conclude the Defamer Day of Beefcake, we'd like to make it a threefer: hence this picture of shirtless, Middle Eastern megastar Jake Gyllenhaal squiring girlfriend Reese Witherspoon on the set of Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time — which we last learned would be pushed back a full year to Memorial Day, 2010. Now that shirtless photos have emerged of Gyllenhaal's newly buffed-up body, we think that news will be greeted with the delayed, heart-rending cries of protest it deserves. Says Just Jared: More » -
trade roundup
Sarah Jessica Parker Project To Contain Near-Lethal Estrogen Levels
· The Ivy Chronicles, a Sarah Jessica Parker project about an "upper-middle-class New York mother" who loses it all, has signed The Devil Wears Prada writer Aline Brosh McKenna take on the screenplay. And we just grew a set of ovaries typing that. [THR] More » -
john mayer
John Mayer And Josh Brolin Shear Their Locks, But Does A Buzz Cut Always Clean Up A Star's Image?
Ah, the buzz cut: that sometimes-risky, sometimes-successful ‘do usually sported by male celebrities when it's required for a role in a military/secret agent/futuristic film or because they need a quick way to change their public image. But no matter what their reasons are for taking the razor to the scalp, the look has roughly a 50/50 chance of working. Two of the most recent stars to shave it all off are Jennifer Aniston arm candy John Mayer and new member of the Movie Press-Generating Lawbreakers’ Club Josh Brolin, and while Mayer irritatingly manages to pull the look off despite his bigheadego, Brolin’s close cut reveals a bit too much skin. Which immediately made us reminisce on buzz cuts of the past, both the bad (Hey, Jude), the good (pre-Scientology Tommy C.), and the very ugly (Attack Of The Killer Umbrella-Bearers): More »
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Comment by majikthise: You've got to be kidding me. not one of your picks looks best with a buzz cut. Read... more » | Other threads
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maggie gyllenhaal
Maggie Gyllenhaal's Racy Ad Campaign Makes Little Brother Jake Uncomfortable
Yet another actress is sounding off on how urgently they needed to slim down after giving birth, and unlike sourpuss Jessica Alba or wine-guzzling Gwyneth Paltrow, this is a chick we actually like. Beginning the rounds of press for her role as Katie Holmes’ Replacement in the highly anticipated, potentially Oscar-adorned Dark Knight, Maggie Gyllenhaal tells USA Today how she speedily dropped all her baby weight before stripping down for some racy Agent Provocateur lingerie ads: More »
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Comment by jwick25: James Haven is somewhere wishing he was in Jake's position. more » | Other threads
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Comment by lrubemp: Is it me, or has Gylly's behavior been kinda weird ever since Heath died? Go, don't go to the funeral,... more » | Other threads
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jake gyllenhaal
Blind Item Analysis: Which 'Hunky Actors' Just Can't Quit Each Other?
A vague and incredibly mysterious blind item in today’s NY Daily News initially gave us a headache because not a single “groovy”-like hint was included: More »
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Comment by SteamyMcFirecrotch: It's Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick. Sorry to burst the bubble. more » | Other threads
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nailed
David O. Russell's 'Nailed' Suffers Fourth Shutdown, Time to Leak Those 'Nude Jessica Biel' Rumors
Bad news for film fans but delicious news for those of you who love DVD extras: David O. Russell's political comedy Nailed has been shut down again, for the fourth time. As per Nikki Finke, the trouble-plagued production "was shut down by IATSE on Friday for the same reasons as before: crew not getting paid," though Variety reports that filmmaking is scheduled to resume today for two more days of principal photography. As enticing as the film's synopsis sounds (Jessica Biel has nail shot into her forehead, becomes nymphomaniac) we must concur with Hollywood Elsewhere's Jeff Wells, who'd prefer to skip straight to the making-of documentary where the mercurial O. Russell calls Biel a string of nasty names she hasn't heard since Ruthie hit puberty on 7th Heaven. More »
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Comment by regisgoat: Isn't this the same plot as John Waters' A Dirty Shame? more » | Other threads
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defamer
Who Are the Difficult Actors Missing From the All-Strop Team?
Temperamental and/or difficult actors are nothing new, of course, but as alluded to earlier today in our glimpse at the new-and-slightly-spiritually-improved Mike Myers, it takes a special kind of difficult to make the "stroppy" cut. To wit, does your rep for tantrums, whining and/or demanding final cut equal or exceed your rep for such actions making your films better? Then you might be headed for the All-Strop Team, as laid out today by Guardian contributor Andrea Hubert: Folks like Edward Norton (the captain), Eddie Murphy (the leadoff hitter, if only for knowing when to take a walk on Pluto Nash), Gwyneth Paltrow (the cleanup hitter, for publicly referring to her film View From the Top as View From My Ass) and others. More »
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By STVComment by Julius Seizure. (Mourning Mollie Sugden): @moseskitty: How dare YOU misspell her first name! Oh, honey, you are on her sh*t-list now. She can still aim a... more » | Other threads
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enablers
Reese And Ryan Finally Get Around To Signing Those Pesky Divorce Papers
Today’s news that Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon’s seven-year long marriage has just now “officially” ended invites all kinds of speculation on just why it took nearly two years for the divorce proceedings to finalize. Citing “irreconcilable differences” all the way back in 2006, the blonde duo split amid speculation that Ryan’s bad boy behavior ranged from publicly making out with current girlfriend Abbie Cornish on the Texas set of Stop Loss to an increasing level of resentment regarding his wife’s fast-rising star status. And while celebrity divorces do typically take longer than usual, considering how many more properties, cars, adultery allegations and cash they tend to have, we find the timing of this particular pair’s final John Hancocks a little suspicious given the past month's unusually abundant Reese-and-Ryan gossip flood. Is today’s news just a coincidence, or did each party's very public pictorial statements recently have anything to do with it? More »
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Comment by Barbasol: Lovey dovey beach photos? He's carrying a bag of dog poop, won't take his shirt off, sits on the... more » | Other threads
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trade round-up
Jake Gyllenhaal To Dangle Fishing Rod Off DreamWorks Moon
· Hot-new-screenwriting-thing Dan Mazeau has been hired by DreamWorks to whip the script for Untitled Doug Liman Moon-Colonizing Project Starring Impossibly Swoony-Eyed Lunar-Settling Dreamboat Jake Gyllenhaal into shape. [THR] More » -
the end of ideas
Jake Gyllenhaal and Flash Gordon Battle For Most Hauntingly Evil New Franchise
The uninspired recycling of played-out mediocrity received a sleek bit of Hollywood upscaling over the last 24 hours, with no less than Jake Gyllenhaal, Christian Bale and the money gang at Sony Pictures climbing on the remake/franchise gravy train with some of the most appalling anti-ideas we've heard around these parts since that Donnie Darko sequel went fungal just before Cannes. After the jump, find out which of these warmed-over properties — Prince Of Persia? Flash Gordon? Highlander? Terminators 4, 5 & 6? — drove us to break our "No Drinking Before 5pm On Weekdays" rule. More » -
defamer
Kevin Spacey: Jamba Jerk
· So David Letterman goes to the trouble of getting Kevin Spacey a Jamba Juice, per his request, and Spacey thanks him by dumping the entire thing—on his carpet. Moral of the story? Never pay it forward, at least where Spacey is concerned. [Late Show] More » -
defamer
'Nailed' Returns as Troubled Producers Search For Stability
All the drama affecting David O. Russell's new film Nailed settled down a bit Monday when production resumed on the South Carolina set. But while the producers squared away their money issues with SAG, which shut shooting down last Friday, our own suspicions about precariously-budgeted distributor ThinkFilm got another look from Variety yesterday afternoon: More » -
defamer
Trouble Still Loves David O. Russell As SAG Shuts Down 'Nailed'
We can't imagine how or why, after the ordeals of Three Kings and I Heart Huckabees, trouble could possibly find its way back to the set of a David O. Russell film. Alas, there it is — or, was, rather, in South Carolina, where only three weeks after resident cookie-choking expert James Caan quit the project, both the Teamsters and IATSE are grumpy and SAG reportedly shut production down because of "insufficient funds on deposit with the guild." And that's just the beginning, writes Nikki Finke: More » -
short ends
More Trailer Leakage: Indy's Back! (Again.)
· We continue with today's theme of leaked, bootlegged trailers of the summer's most anticipated blockbusters with the new Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, set to premiere before screenings of Iron Man this Friday. Dare we say, it's a vast improvement over the first. Indy's back, everyone! No, seriously. Indy's back—it just gave out on him. Medic! [indianajones.com] More »
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By SethComment by jackass penguin: I know he's old, I know it's fanboy fiction and I don't care. Indy, Indy, Indy!! Whoo Hoo!! Even if... more » | Other threads
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defamer
James Caan and Jake Gyllenhaal Not Responding So Well To The David O. Russell Touch
James Caan and Jake Gyllenhaal are the latest casualties of David O. Russell's tastefully hands-on directing style, which this week resulted in the Caan's departure from and Gyllenhaal's apparent whimpering around the set of Russell's latest film, Nailed. As reported today, Caan walked out after "creative differences" with the tempestuous filmmaker best known for berating Lily Tomlin while shooting I Heart Huckabees (or is it for fighting George Clooney during Three Kings? It's always been too close for us to call). More » -
jake gyllenhaal
GYLLENHOBBLED! Jake Gyllenhaal was captured on crutches, reportedly for having twisted his ankle during a pickup basketball game. Hours later, Santa Monica Blvd. in WeHo was packed with dozens of well-muscled pedestrians sporting the same crutches-with-army-green-Crocs look. Photo: X17 Online. [omg.yahoo.com] -
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Comment by NotReadyForPrimeTime: Jake Gyllenhaal's character DID solve the crime--he just couldn't prove it. If that so-called "fan" thought nothing happened in "Zodiac," he... more » | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
The Jake And Reese Love Train Makes A Stop At Mozza
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often—the fate of the universe relies upon it! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you noticed Dennis Rodman manhandling a minor at Koi. More » -
mourning
Heath Gone, Two Remaining Points On A 'Brokeback' Love Triangle Try To Pick Up The Pieces: Update
Instruct your assistant to hold all your calls, poor yourself a tumbler of whiskey, and fire up the Bose Wave to ease you into haunting opening strums of Gustavo Santaolalla's "The Wings"—this next one's going to be a little rough. Sources from the New Mexico set of Jake Gyllenhaal's new movie Brothers tell People that the actor is "devastated" since learning of his Brokeback Mountain sharpshooting partner's death: More »
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By SethComment by Trixie from Toronto: Day Nine of Heath tears for me. Damn you Jake! more » | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
Daniel Day-Lewis Checks Out The Singing-Barber At The Arclight
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw Randy "S'aight Dawg" Jackson whiz by you on a Segway. More » -
hollywood privacywatch
Jake Gyllenhaal Even Makes Losing His Parking Ticket At The Arclight Dreamy And Adorable
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw Frodo Baggins overwhelmed with pre-Christmas shopping bags on the 3rd St. Promenade. More » -
jake gyllenhaal
Increasingly emboldened lovebirds Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have reportedly taken to their skies with their primal lovemaking, occupying a first class Lufthansa bathroom for 11 minutes, according to Star magazine, before emerging separately, their skin luminescent with just the slightest coating of moist, mile-high afterglow. [showbizspy.com]
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