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Holly Madison Quits Job As Hef's Chief Vagina Retoucher
In this perilous economy, would anyone leave a good living behind to assume a new position as Criss Angel's girlfriend? More »
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Comment by Midge: I'm not sure why, but everytime I hear Holly's name, I end up humming a Vince Guaraldi tune and have... 1 Responses | Other threads
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girls next door
Kendra Wilkinson Reveals Unsurprising Confirmation Of Hef's Non-Sex Life
Well, this is no way to treat that nice old man who bought you some new knockers! Now that Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson has escaped, she's revealing all about Hugh Hefner—and their sex life. More »
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Comment by wankster: Why do people shit all over what made them famous/rich? 4 Responses | Other threads
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hugh hefner
Brett Ratner Barely Earns Hugh Hefner Seal of Approval
Hugh Hefner spent some time last weekend recounting his Hollywood obsession for the LAT. Conspicuously missing from his list: Brett Ratner, who is likely to direct a Hefner biopic in the years ahead. -
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Hef and the Body-Painted Twins Wish You a Very Perky, NSFW Christmas
It looks like we'll have to think of a new idea for the Defamer Christmas card, because Hugh Hefner and his 19-year-old twin concubines have gone and stolen ours.
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Comment by solmssen: not sure what this says about me, but I couldn't help but notice that the one on the right couldn't... 4 Responses | Other threads
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playboy
Hugh Hefner Confused By New, 'Hotter' Jennifer Aniston
Though his sons may have grown up desensitized to monkeys and breasts, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner can still appreciate a good celebrity rack at the advanced age of 82.
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Comment by Decebal: I remember back in the FRIENDS days, when she did her first semi-nude spread. She used to have a lilly... 2 Responses | Other threads
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playboy
Hugh Hefner's Teenage Sons Have Had Enough of His Monkey Business
Is there a teenage boy alive who can't appreciate the simple pleasures of face-kicking twin sisters or a menagerie of marsupials? There are two, in fact, and they are the teenage sons of Hugh Hefner. -
Sex After 80
Tragedy At Playboy Mansion As Hugh Hefner Catches Lower Lip On New Girlfriend's Braces
Photo evidence has surfaced online (and since been removed) of a recent Hugh Hefner-hosted Playboy Mansion soirée: the always enchanting Mid-Autumn's Dress Like You Just Raided the Hustler Store With Your Grandfather's Black Card Party. And lest you worry that his small army of pneumatically enhanced arm candy serve purely decorative and/or walk-stabilizing functions, we invite you to scrutinize the photo above. More »
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By SethComment by everfade: I'm going to take the afternoon off to find answers for the deep, philisophical and spiritual questions this post has... 1 Responses | Other threads
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girls next door
Kendra Ready to Put Her Eggs in New Fiance's Baskett
Sure, Kendra Wilkinson's brand of well-endowed spunk might not go over so well with Tom Brady or Hugh Hefner's new, face-kicking twins, but this Girl Next Door alumna only has eyes for the man she's supposedly been seeing since August, football player Hank Baskett. Now, Baskett has popped the question, and only E!'s typically incomprehensible Ted Casablanca has the story of how it went down: More »
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Comment by OldTowneTavern: And now being given away by one's daddy takes on a whole new meaning. 1 Responses | Other threads
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kendra wilkinson
Kendra Slighted by Hef's 'Unappreciative' New 'Girls Next Door'
We usually think of bunnies as docile creatures, but there appears to be a pointy-eared showdown going down at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion, where Hef's original Girls Next Door are being phased out for younger, more arrest-prone replacements. Though Hefner insists the split is amicable, founding bunny Kendra Wilkinson (perhaps emboldened by her recent hate-on for Tom Brady) has a different take on the matter, and she seethed on the record to E!. More »
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Comment by jennajenna: This reminds me of that scene in Almost Famous when Sapphire (Fairuza Balk) is all like... these new girls are... 1 Responses | Other threads
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holly madison
Baby-Hungry Holly Madison Pained To Learn Hef's Pond Was Dry
Hugh Hefner is currently undergoing a transformation that bears all the signs of a late-life crisis; after all, he's traded in his young, blond, nubile girlfriends for younger, blonder, face-kicking twins. Sadly, despite the fact that Hef's new girlfriends are still teenaged, he's still not much for children, and ex-Girl Next Door Holly Madison says that it was her fruitless attempts to bear Hef's spawn that forced her to finally pack her frilly underthings and depart Holmby Hills: More »
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Comment by Old No.7: Hugh is so old [HOW OLD IS HE???], that when he blows his load on Holly it looks exactly like... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Hugh Hefner, Playboy, Is Increasingly The Odd Man Out
You might have heard that two of Hugh Hefner's "girlfriends" fled his desiccated embrace recently — Holly Madison for a no doubt more prudent and stable union with magician Criss Angel, and Kendra Wilkinson for erstwhile Skype-sex partner Hank Baskett (it's "way better than phone sex," she says). But as Hef's "sexual roster" declines, so do the fortunes of Playboy Enterprises, at least according to an article by Guy Adams in yesterday's Independent. Apparently Hef has now been reduced to selling invitations to his famous parties (you can snag an invite to the Halloween bash for $10k), and his business lost $2.1m last quarter. This raises two questions: is it possible to feel bad for Hugh Hefner? And who will take his place? [Jezebel]
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By Anna N.Comment by tomatoheart: Are the women allowed to have sex with each other or is it really that the only person they're allowed... 24 Responses | Other threads
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kendra wilkinson
Why Does Kendra From 'Girls Next Door' Have a Hate-On For Tom Brady?
Though it's been reported that Kendra Wilkinson is on her way out of Hugh Hefner's harem, there's one person that isn't getting into the Playboy Mansion under her watch, and that's footballer Tom Brady. One last night's episode of The Girls Next Door, Wilkinson was told that she'd have to wear the New England Patriot's jersey for a special charity flag football game, and the look of utter revulsion that passed across her face was impressive for a woman regularly tasked with resuscitating the 82-year-old Hefner's nether regions. More » -
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'House Bunny' Pays Hugh Hefner in Product-Placement Mishap
Playboy's presence in The House Bunny went a smidge beyond what most filmgoers would count as garden-variety product placement; the title and marketing materials alone conspicuously invoked Hugh Hefner's registered trademark, and the story — a model ousted from the Playboy Mansion finds redemption with a clan of sorority outcasts — made the magazine integral to its heroine's rich feminist empowerment. So what's a studio's going rate for that kind of feature-length exposure? Details are sketchy but surprising — especially with Playboy making the money — not the gang at Columbia Pictures. More » -
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Hef's 19-Year-Old Twins Also Enjoy Kicking Each Other In the Face
Almost overnight, the new season of The Girls Next Door has turned into a must-watch; first, we learned that Hugh Hefner had replaced his three bunnies with 19-year old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, then it was revealed that both girls had a criminal record stemming from a beer bottle attack on their Wing House coworker. However, even more twin malfeasance has now been revealed by TMZ: when not engaging in psuedo-incestuous relationships with each other, Karissa likes to kick Kristina in the face! Priceless details from the arrest report (filed Nov. 5 of last year), after the jump: More » -
kristina shannon
Hef's New Twins Do Everything Together — Even Getting Arrested
After an existential crisis that left him splayed on his four-poster bed, deserted but for his Viagra and ennui, Hugh Hefner is finally bouncing back with the help of nubile, 19-year-old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon. The duo's semi-incestuous sister act should help Hef fill the hole left by the wayward Girls Next Door who have abandoned him, but should he still hold a grudge against Holly, Kendra, and Bridget, he's in luck: the twins aren't afraid to beat a bitch down, and they have the record to prove it! More »
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Comment by Decebal: Wow, the top one has a double brow. Hard times are here indeed, when Hef is lowering himself to such "beauties". 1 Responses | Other threads
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hugh hefner
Hugh Hefner's Break-Up Meltdown: What E! Didn't Show Us
While the Playboy Mansion has been emptying out for what feels like weeks, Hugh Hefner is only now getting around to acknowledging the recent bust-up with his beloved Holly Madison. And even considering the lithe 19-year-old twins he found to replace her, an interview yesterday reveals a guy whose "down in the dumps" demeanor reflects the corrosive, pajama-clad equivalent of an Ingmar Bergman drama. More »
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By STVComment by TheQuestion: I have a feeling Hef will bounce right back, all he has to do is buy boobs for the twins... 1 Responses | Other threads
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kristina shannon
Hef's New Twins's Turn-Ons Include Appearing on 'The Girls Next Door'
Yesterday, Hugh Hefner's main bunny Holly Madison confirmed reports that she had escaped the Viagra-fueled fantasia that is the Playboy Mansion, and today brings the strongest rumors yet that Hef has chosen to replace Madison with a set of 19-year-old twins. According to Buzznet, their names are Kristina and Karissa Shannon, and a simple Google search turns up a modeling profile for the duo where they tease (in a grammatically suspect treatise to beat the band) that they will, indeed, be appearing on the next season of The Girls Next Door. The announcement in their own misspelled words (plus two more pictures that are a strand of black dental floss away from being totally NSFW), after the jump: More »
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Comment by checkyaself: Does anyone else love the fact that they are flat chested? I always thought Hef liked them big plastic or... 3 Responses | Other threads
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holly madison
Holly Madison Confirms She is The First Victim of Hef's Bedroom Downsizing Campaign
Today's wintry economic climate extends to all corners of the industry, including Hugh Hefner's stable of girlfriends, where the market had formerly held stable at a secure "three bunnies." Recently, though, Hef's harem has been rocked by rumors of infidelity, shaking our faith in polygamous monogamy to the very core. Now, Hef's main girl next door Holly Madison — recently linked to oily magician Criss Angel — has confirmed the split rumors that Hefner himself had been denying. Says Us: More »
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Remember yesterday when we told you Hugh Hefnerโs pimp hand was weakening because two of his Girls Next Door were seeing other dudes while only Bridget Marquardt remained loyal? Well, scratch that last part. Apparently Bridget is seeing another dude too. We know sheโs already married, but sheโs been married ever since she started โdatingโ Hef, so thatโs not the problem. What is a problem is that the New York Post says Bridgetโs been โgetting quite close with Nick Carpenter, Marisa Tomei's ex-boyfriend. He directed her in a movie recently and apparently they 'hang out' whenever she can escape the mansion.โ Damn, is Hugh Hefner gonna have to choke a bitch? [New York Post]
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By Nick MalisComment by TenTimesFiltered: It's nice to see all this billowing cleavage lately, you know, to counteract the barrage of shirtless Bales and McConaugheys... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Is Hugh Hefnerโs Pimp Hand Losing Its Strength?
Normally when hot chicks stop being attracted to an 82-year-old man, itโs not newsworthyโlike reporting on the fact that Clay Aiken is gay. But when that man happens to be Hugh Hefner, itโs time to investigate. Yesterday we told you that Criss Angel was dating Holly Madison, Hefโs number one Girl Next Door. And today, the New York Post is reporting that Kendra Wilkinson has been hooking up with football player Hank Baskett. Only Bridget Marquardt has remained loyal to Hef. Well, as loyal as one can be while being married to some guy from Ohio!?! Great Caesar's ghost, what in the name of Barbi Benton's breasts is going on at the Playboy Mansion these days? More »
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By Nick MalisComment by lrubemp: "when chicks stop being attracted to an 82-year-old man ..." Are you kidding me? Is fat, combover Hollywood exec fantasizing spilling... 4 Responses | Other threads
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girls next door
Criss Angel Pulls A Rabbit Out Of Hef's Hat
As you may have heard, there's some drama brewing in the hills — the Holmby Hills, that is — where veritable antique Hugh Hefner has been holed up in the Playboy mansion with his three The Girls Next Door girlfriends, including reigning hottie Holly Madison. But Holly, who has been Hef's number one squeeze for the past seven years, is finally fed up with Hef - who, unlike all other straight men in Los Angeles, doesn't share Holly's dreams of wedded bliss and babies galore. Shit, she has a better chance of getting preggers swimming in the Grotto than in bed with Hef! Anyway, since domesticated life isn't in the cards, Holly's been cozying up with magician Criss Angel in Vegas - where, true to form, nothing has stayed a secret. Now Hef is threatening that Holly's days of free hair extensions and unlimited edible underwear may be numbered. More »
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By AmyKSaysComment by TheQuestion: Brilliant move on her part if it's true - 'cause, ya know, Criss Angel's SO much more likely to want... 2 Responses | Other threads
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Who Drove His Car Into The Playboy Mansion Gates Twice?
Twice this week, a man has driven his car into the gates of Hugh Hefner's estate—more commonly known as the Playboy Mansion—in Holmby Hills. The LAPD is not being forthcoming with details, saying only it has something to do with an "ongoing dispute." We've rounded up the possible suspects after the jump: More »
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By SethComment by popmuzik: "a cub of lube"...and inside joke for the bears! 1 Responses | Other threads
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The House Bunny
'Girls Next Door' Express Their Displeasure At Being Typecast In 'House Bunny'
While there is very little dignity in being one of three girls repeatedly porked by a doddering 82 year old, The Girls Next Door have managed to do quite well for themselves. Not only do they have a certified hit television show on their hands (Season Five on its way!), but Holly, Kendra and Bridget have also made appearances on Entourage, Curb Your Enthusiasm and Scary Movie 4 (not to mention Kendra's recent appearance on the front page of the Wall Street Journal). Despite all of their career successes, it seems that the girls are chomping at the bit for a chance to stretch their acting muscles more than most of their extended cameos call for. More »
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By Mark GrahamComment by mrsryan: For a moment I thought the screen read: Developed for televison by Ken Burns. more » | Other threads
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living lohan
Dina Lohan, Mother Of The Century: 'Hef's Girlfriends Are Very Pretty.'
In the grainy land of reality show famewhoring, sometimes a pair of boobs will come together and a cable miracle is born. And thatโs exactly what happened last night when we saw our maternal icon, Dina Lohan, meet our paternal icon, Hugh Hefner. On the latest edition of televisionโs most reliable guide to parenting, Dina taught us some highly unique strategies in order to effectively downsize your sonโs balls, fake your way to the fountain of youth via Me-Time, and prove to your tweenage daughter just how insanely awesome and superior you are by making her choose between โMr. Hotโ and a career in music best left for those with actual talent. The newest lessons learned from Living Lohan, below: More »
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Comment by WGARefugee: @CourageousCoward: @NotReadyForPrimeTime: Can't type right now 'cause I'm in major meltdown mode--the damn rats ate my Ebay inventory. more » | Other threads
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Service With a Smile: More than a little blandness was bound to result from any overlap of Playboy and The Olive Garden, an illegitimate union no one (least of all us) quite saw coming. But then Kendra Wilkinson dragged her leftover fettucine alfredo to the Playboy Mansion in a porn-y April plea to servers nationwide: Send in your pictures, ladies, and you could be chosen as one of Playboy's Girls of Olive Garden! We have no idea if any of the women featured in the resultant Web pictorial are actual waitresses at the nation's least-convincing Italian chain eatery, but just in case: Let's all salute "Amy," the pride of the OG in Arcadia, having reached the pinnacles of both the local food service industry and international Web smut in less than three months. And to think we never believed that the Olive Garden's Culinary Institute could take a girl places. We're kind of happy to be wrong, though. [Playboy via Goldenfiddlr] -
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Cavalier Hugh Hefner says 'Why Not?' to Incestuous Foursomes, Gay Sex
While most old folks would reward a query like, "Tell me about your fourgies, Grandpa!" with a sharp caning, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is of a different breed. In his upcoming book, Mr. Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream, Steven Watts convinced the swinging octogenarian to open up about his earliest sexual adventures, including one aborted wife swap that led the mogul to seek out friendlier, more familiar partners. Says Page Six: More »
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Comment by WGARefugee: Hef's publicizing that you can pay two voluptuous bimbos under six figures to do anything you want 24/7 is a... more » | Other threads
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denise richards
Well-Manicured Claws Come Out In Hollywood Catfight Explosion
Sometimes two stories will come along on the very same day and reaffirm one of the oldest Hollywood clichรฉs in history. Namely, that babe magnetism can be yours even if you don't possess looks, charm or gentlemanly ways. Provided, of course, that you have either money or music cred. With that in mind, we'd like to call your attention to two fantasy-worthy catfights brewing today. All kinds of manicured claws are out over the 80-year old borderline polygamist Hugh Hefner and the scraggly rock star Richie Sambora. Why four sets of fake boobs are rubbing up against each other (as Kate Hudsonโs baby boy would say) and which contenders are looking like the early โwinnersโ of the ongoing squabbles, after the jump. More »
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Comment by TheQuestion: @AliceTheGoon: Without a doubt the most believable comment ever posted on Defamer. @SeaPeople: Aw c'mon, don't tell me Kendra's batting for... more » | Other threads
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hanky panky
Which Recent Makeout Session Tops List Of Legendary Stomach-Turning Celebrity Hookups?
We rarely like to take a mental walk down memory lane when it comes to the Most Nauseating Celebrity Hookups of all time, but news of the latest addition has unfortunately led us to revisit the grotesque list. Weโve already seen Liza Minelli and Phantom Of The Plastic Surgery Ward David Gest exchange saliva, Star Jones give Al an awkward lap dance and guiltily pleasured ourselves by witnessing wrinkly charmer Hugh Hefner and his thin lips attach themselves to the Girls Next Door. But after reading about one beach yoga-practicing, SUV-abandoning actor known for generally annoying everyone in Hollywood, and one scratchy-voiced โpunkโ rock chick known for generally hating everyone in Hollywood playing tongue twister in LA this past Tuesday, we may have a winner. The canoodlers in question, and just how far they went, after the jump: More »
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Comment by gwendolyn: Viewing the black eye band photos, I found myself wondering when Halle Berry became a scatchy-voiced 'punk' rock chick known... more » | Other threads
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Gamut Of Implant Technologies Gather To Celebrate A Newly Anointed Playmate Queen
Pictured center in white suit and sunglasses is Playboy magazine editor-in-chief Hugh Hefner, holding court on the West Coast's cleavage-friendly response to the Texas Polygamist Wives Compound. ("It's not. A compound. It's our hutch and it's our home.") He's surrounded by several generations of Playmates, gathered to celebrate the crowning of 2008's Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole (standing, in the purple milkmaid outfit). Hailing from Scarborough, Ontario, Nicole is just the latest in an illustrious line of Canadian superstar Playmates that includes Pamela Anderson, Shannon Tweed, and the doomed Dorothy Stratten—inspiring Frankie Muniz to recently quip that there must be "something magic in the maple syrup," as he made it in the grotto with a set of twins from Sault Ste. Marie. After the ceremony, guests were invited to join Hef on the lawn, where the former Playmate on the extreme lower right—the answer to what happens when you cross Loretta Swit with Cicciolina and a pneumatic air gun—lay on her back, treating everyone in attendance to a round of impromptu bouncy castle rides. More »
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By SethComment by hellosunshine: Hey, wait. Most importantly, where are Bridget, Holly and Kendra? Cast aside so soon? more » | Other threads
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service with a smile
Playboy's 'Girls of Olive Garden' Pictorial Likely to Be Served Lukewarm, In Need of Flavoring
Having long ago abandoned The Olive Garden for the more refined culinary delights of, say, Applebee's, we've clearly missed the churning sexual undercurrents reinforcing the restaurant's starchy, salad-y, working-class appeal. But nothing gets past Kendra Wilkinson, one-third of Hugh Hefner's Girls Next Door, who infamously swears by not only the OG's quasi-Italian staples, but also the pure hormonal power of its female waitstaff. As such, Playboy is inviting the restaurant's sexiest servers to take orders in an upcoming pictorial. While we don't necessarily expect the chain's Hooters-ization to make our grandpa's 90th birthday dinner any less depressing, we heartily recommend following the jump to observe Wilkinson's classy video solicitation ("My food's getting cold, so I gotta fuckin' go") to tastefully doff those aprons. If Hef's as good a tipper as we hear, we may be filling out an application by this afternoon. More »
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By STVComment by ShinySideUp: I wouldn't touch her minge with YOUR minge. more » | Other threads
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reality bites
E! Continues Its In-Depth Exploration Of Slut Culture With Upcoming Pam Anderson Reality Show
Pamela Anderson is planning yet another small-screen comeback, but this time she's throwing out the scripts and going the reality route. The E! network —where they hand out shows to just about anyone with a sextape (or that sleeps with the boss)— is set to debut the half-hour Pamela this summer. The tagline? "The real woman behind the famous breasts" [Ed. Note - We would've gone with "The real woman behind the fake breasts", but that's just us]. As loathsome as this sounds, it's admittedly preferable to watching Anderson attempt to act (remember Stacked?), especially if E!'s cameras where there to film Pammy's behavior at Hugh Hefner's 82nd birthday party the other night. More »
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Comment by fembot: she hasn't been attractive for the last five years.. saw her without makeup once - hag.. she is definately a... more » | Other threads
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Surprise Of The Year: The Olsen Twins Look Hot In Bikinis
We're fans of surprises here at Defamer, especially when they involve young female stars in bikinis. So when we came across these photos of Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen in their itty bitty swimsuits on Egotastic, we were admittedly shocked. Considering all those years-old anorexia rumors, coupled with endless paparazzi shots making the tiny twins look roughly 80 pounds combined, we'd expect a somewhat fear-filled reaction upon seeing MK and Ash undressed. But you know what? Hugh Hefner may not have been crazy after all when he decided the twins would be ideal candidates for his next Playboy spread. Even if the camera does add poundage, we're seeing muscle tone and curves. Take a closer look at the full gallery, up close and personal, after the jump. More »
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Comment by PrimaBella: Yeah, it's so funny to make fun of "skinny" girls who are 5'1 at the tallest, just because one of... more » | Other threads
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Hugh Hefner Wants Olsen Twins in Playboy, Loyal Readers Promptly Cancel Subscriptions
Has the Hef finally reached that age where he should start relegating his casting decisions to someone with, ahem, better vision? After understandably courting Lindsay Lohan to pose for Playboy following her NY Mag shoot (Note: we may have typed the phrase "following her NY Mag shoot" approximately 79 times in the last week. That's called a successful spread, people.), the robed golden oldie has now set his sights on none other than the collective 100 pound twosome that are Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. Having previously begged the then-plumpish-sized twins on their 18th birthday, Hef is still under the impression that "the twins are every young man's fantasy," according to a source at Ace Showbiz. Call us crazy, but last time we checked, women with the bodies of 12 year-old boys who dress like grannies ready to hop the bus to Atlantic City don't exactly set men's pants ablaze... More »
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Comment by The Authority: Hef's right. Men talk "real women" (see post directly above) but they walk skank. Exhibit A: [web.ukonline.co.uk]Exhibit B: [blogs.the217.com]Exhibit C: [hinessight.blogs.com] Gay... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Hef's Girlfriend Enters World of 'Talented, Beautiful Dogs'
On last night's episode of Girls Next Door, Hugh Hefner's number two, Bridget Marquardt, devoted her week to getting toy spaniel Wenny a manager. And boy, was it hard! In just under five minutes (roughly the amount of time it takes to get Hef out of the tub), Wenny was signed to do "runway fashion, commercials and feature films." And we're sure the mutt's quick deal had nothing whatsoever to do with greasy-haired "agent" Nick's inability to stop sweating and smiling like a schoolboy in Bridge's buxom presence. More » -
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Jamie Foxx Climbs Into Bed With MTV And VH1
ยท Jamie Foxx signs a two-year deal to produce unscripted shows for MTV and VH1, with the first product of their new union being From Gs to Gents, a series "in which a group of men are given social makeovers in a bid to turn them into gentlemen," efforts that a guest-starring Foxx will entertainingly attempt to thwart by dragging them to nightclubs, pouring alcohol down their throats, and urging them to "make it rain" upon nearby members of the opposite sex. [Variety] More » -
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A Midsummer Night's Sex-Assault Allegation
On general principal, we're not even going to read this story, because we can't risk having our cherished vision of the Mansion as Eden with Fucking—a magical, sex-positive paradise where priapic octagenarians can maintain basic-cable-friendly harems and B-list celebrities can get laid with no more effort than the flashing of a well-worn SAG card—tarnished by such allegations. More »
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By MarkComment by Lysergic Asset: FYI, Defamer Editors, the correct phraseology is "on general principle", not "principal". more » | Other threads
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By MarkComment by wrongsideofthefox: Geez, I just realized I missed the party. I was mesmerized by the Grazerhead. more » | Other threads
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Hefner Sorry That Jessica Alba Wasn't Naked
Thanks to a personal note of apology from Hugh Hefner, the feud between Playboy and unwitting cover girl Jessica Alba has ended without litigation. Alba, you'll recall, was displeased that a promotional photo of her in full Into the Blue wardrobe landed on the magazine's cover, potentially indicating that she appeared nude inside the magazine, a career-resuscitating desperation move that still might be years away from occurring. Reuters quotes from Hefner's "my bad" note owning up to his publication's premature actions: More »
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By MarkComment by Malis in Wonderland: Mark my words, she'll be posing for real within 7 years. more » | Other threads
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Defamer Party Report: A B-List Halloween At The Mansion
The Defamer Special Playboy Mansion Correspondent files this report on Saturday night's annual Halloween bash at Hef's place, where Paris Hilton stretched the limits of her creativity while the likes of Jeremy Piven and Bill Maher showed up sans costume, hoping to improvise something utilizing a "male participant in Misses March Through August orgy" motif. Sound a little boring compared to the Mansion's glory days? Did we mention that Frankie Muniz, Alan Thicke, and somebody from the Amazing Race were there? Sounds like (presumably—our spy didn't go snorkeling in the Grotto to check) absent Official Hollywood Playmate Inspector Owen Wilson was hardly missed: More »
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