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    drunkexpatwriter: He and Quentin are now going to be able to write an awesome screenplay for Chained Heat 5. more »
    lobstr: wow.. 1 year in prison and 5 years probation for vehicular manslaughter. being an academy award winner means much more than the little man statue! more »
    MissNormaDesmond: Oh, shut the fuck up. You killed someone and you're bitching about having to do time like everybody else, and trying to make like some kind of hero ... more »
    Claire Buoyant: How do people tweet from jail anyway? When new inmates are admitted nowadays, are they issued their prison stripes, a toothbrush, and a BlackBerry? more »
    Trai_Dep: I just want to know... Where's the watch? more »
    jwick25: I read the book a few years back and was fairly disappointed. I felt that it could have been something much better. I was surprised after hearing su... more »
    NotReadyForPrimeTime: I would never question the judgment of a man who ate his own shoe just to prove a point. more »
    GlasgowRose: If a fanboy (named Quint) who got a sneak peek is worried, Cameron should worry: "This shot scared me a bit… when Moore and Worthington are introdu... more »
    MincnglyWhrdL'mer: why does justin bobby have two first names? seriously? more »
    badasscat: Well, I almost walked out on Heavenly Creatures, so if that's the best the critiques get, I'll pass. more »
    nicepony: I saw Lovely Bones . It's horrible. An afterschool special meets a Skittles commercial. The girl from Atonement is good. But Mark Wahlberg is awful... more »
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    PaisleyPajamas: I just had a thought--what if...no, life could not be this kind, but if there is a Santa Claus: I really, really, really want Kathryn Bigelow (the fo... more »
    TheSometimesWhy: How long before there is a porn version of this movie? "The Lusty B--" No, I am not going there--it's the holidays and I have to learn to abstain in... more »
    badasscat: Do people really get off on seeing a bunch of CGI stuff blow up? I mean, isn't the whole point of why we like the CGI effects in other movies that th... more »
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