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more about #defamer more comments → SpyMagician: You know what this all means, right? Come 2040, the meta layers of retro ironic quirk will smother us all! Also, what will the 2010+ years be like? ... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: The America of the aughts will not be remembered well. Started with a stolen election, then moved on through 9/11, anthrax, Iraq, Katrina, Afghanistan... more » ljnd2: Namaste, motherfuckers. more » takeouteurotrash: Christmas tree skirts are sooo 1997. There. I did it, you fucks. more » Spirit Fingers: One of the more flattering outfits I've ever seen her in. Also, nice redemption, Brian. (Did someone take Biden's Slinky OR his pot?) more » Steverino Begins: The hair and dress to me say "Okay, Obamas, you wanna do 1960s chic? I'll do fucking 60s chic." more » belltolls: Darren Aronofsky has a lifetime cool exemption...as he should. more » raincoaster: As ever, "Make somebody shitloads of money" = "Get out of jail free" card more » Magister: The television list was just too trendy to take seriously. Year-end or decade-end lists are a natural post, but it's like the person from the Hollywoo... more » momof3wildkids: Biden looks as though he is reminiscing about his evening w/the missus while Barry White was playing in the background..... Can't get enough of your l... more » Juancho: John Lee Hancock has always had cash rolling in as an in-demand screenwriter (particularly on rewrites). Kind of a nice gig to fall back on. I should... more » phlox✔: Brian, I thought the agreed-upon penance for your previous Hillary post involved bringing me a hooker, an eight-ball and a six-pack of Zima. This is ... more » Helio: "boy, that must've been a fun crowd to hang around with" I think it must be indicative of the overwhelmingly bad shit that's have happened. Basically... more » fatmonalisa: As a person who worked in the entertainment industry for the better part of this decade I would like to apologize on behalf of all of us. We knew it s... more » PaisleyPajamas: On "The Grosses Speak Law," doesn't this have its tentacles in "The Big Cool Friend Exemption?" Not in terms so much of getting household names commi... more » -
#protests
Having No Other Purpose, Hillary Deadenders Target Letterman
The Olive Garden has pulled its ads—or maybe not!—from rapes-with-his-mouth David Letterman's late-night show about impregnating 14-year-old girls. Why would they do that? Because the PUMA crowd threatened a boycott. Of course. Wait, remember them? More » -
#friends
Bill Clinton Doesn't Want Ron Burkle's Dirty (Nonexistent?) $20 Million
Famous American Bill Clinton has apparently decided to just walk away from up to $20 million he was owed by his old friend, creepy old billionaire modelizer Ron Burkle. Now why would he do that? More » -

