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hilary swank
Hilary Swank Cleverly Ensures Third Oscar Win By Revisiting Her 'Boys Don't Cry' Haircut
Last November, the currently off-the-radar Hilary Swank appeared on Oprah and proved just how much holier she is than drug-addled Swank’d victim Chad Lowe by cutting off nine inches of her hair for cancer research. Claiming she’d “been growing her locks long so she could donate them to a cancer sufferer, ‘knowing that it would go to a woman in need,’” Swank’s return to the short hair style that won her an Oscar was clearly a charitable and warm-hearted gesture. But after seeing these photos of Swank taken over the weekend, in which the Oprah-styled chin-grazing look has been replaced by a very Brandon Teena-like cropped cut, we realized the sacrificial gesture will also benefit another worthy cause: the Hilary Swank Oscar-Baiting Campaign! How Swank is saving both cancer victims and her career, plus a closer look at her return to he-she hair, after the jump. More »
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Comment by Losin_it: @TheQuestion: I thought SHIELD did have a chance to get the job done, until David Hasselhoff became Nick Fury...obviously, that... more » | Other threads
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"Let's Cut Off Jenna Jameson's Clit And See If It Grows Back"
Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. Another great week of woman-bashing on the internet, you guys. Fergie's gender gets questioned — as does the gender of Julie Andrews. What has she ever done to anyone? Besides playing beloved icons Mary Poppins and Fraulein Maria? In addition: Denise Richards "used to be one of the hottest pieces of ass on earth," Kelly Clarkson is too fat to be naked and Kim Kardashian looks like a tranny call girl. Sigh. The offenders, their crimes and sentences, after the jump. (And, because these sites rely on readers and suck the life out of them the way parasites rely on hosts, all sentences today will be parasitic infestations.) [Jezebel]
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By DodaiComment by Jon Hallowell: "I'm sorry, but female genital mutilation Is.Not.Funny." yea but when chicks do it it is funny? Teeth? Damn i don't know if females... more » | Other threads
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Top 10 Best Dressed Oscar Girls Of Yore
For every swan dress there is a fire engine red body-hugger worn by the likes of Catherine Zeta-Jones, or one of those golden sparkle-y things that just melts all over Halle Berry's body. To prove we're not just big meanies when it comes to discussing Oscar outfits of yesterday, we've put together our Top Ten picks for the most exclamatory, drop-dead dresses ever worn on an Oscar red carpet, and even redeemed one member of the Worst Club by placing her at the shiny top of our Best-Dressed cake. More » -
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Is Exiting MTV President Norman Leaping Into Oprah's Embrace?
· Possibly sandwiched between the theoretically imminent end of the writers strike and a potential June 30 walkout by SAG, studios are rushing to get their high-profile projects into production during that slim window of opportunity, hoping to get enough movies in the can to fill out their late 2009 release schedules. Still on the studios' limbo lists due to deadline-rushed scripts: Angels & Demons, Thomas Crown Affair 2, Fame, The Grind and Death Wish. [Variety] More »
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By MarkComment by Wendy_Kroy: So Hilary Swank is playing a strong, scrappy woman trying to make her way in a man's world, only to... more » | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
The Return Of Kiefer Sutherland
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you spotted Adrian Grenier possibly consoling the dead bird out of some weepy blonde girl: More »
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By SethComment by swallowyourhalo: @Omelas: Her? I'm gonna go wait in the stair car with Plant. more » | Other threads
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defamer
P.S. Critics Hated This Movie: A Round-Up
At long last, P.S. I Love You, a heart-string-tugging romantic fable about a gay Spartan warrior and a drag king boxer's inability to make love work, arrives in theaters today. As promising as that setup sounds, the reviews are mostly terrible, with the Hilary Swank/Gerard Butler vehicle inspiring movie critics to some of their most creatively bilious work in recent memory: More » -
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McLovin Rising
· Breakout Superbad actor Christopher "McLovin" Mintz-Plasse takes the next step in his inevitable march towards Hollywood superstardom, signing on alongside Jack Black and Michael Cera (re-team!) for biblical comedy Year One. Judd Apatow is producing, but you've probably already guessed that part on your own. [THR] More » -
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Famous People Love Them Some Arcade Fire
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The Judd Apatow Repertory Players Take In A Screening Of 'The Room'
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Ben Affleck's Big, Corn-Suited Comeback
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Bed Bath & Beyond Hosts A Swank-Lowe Reunion
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By SethComment by DaniintheValley: So, the closest we have to a Kiefer sighting this week is Chad Lowe at the BED...BATH....AND BEYOND! (I've always... more » | Other threads
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short ends
'Indy 4': First Moving Images Of Spielberg And Lucas Wearing Hats Released!
· These are truly exciting times over at IndianaJones.com. Not only have they treated us to the first photos of Harrison Ford in a dusty fedora taken in nearly 20 years, they've now released exclusive footage of Steven Spielberg and George Lucas drinking champagne and staring at a monitor. (Also while wearing distinctive hats!) Who knows what special surprises the coming weeks will bring cyber-savvy Indy fans? More »
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By MarkComment by Glass_Family: What the odds that Spielberg actually sleeps in a hat and sunglasses? Damn guy's shower cap probably has a... more » | Other threads
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hollywood privacywatch
There Is No Sating Hollywood A-Listers' Hunger For Artisanal, Thin-Crust Pizza
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Jessica Simpson And Charlize Theron Haven't Abandoned The Killers Yet
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By MarkComment by Unamerican: I don't know...I'm not sure Kate would look better with enormous breasts. I'd better have a good look at... more » | Other threads
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hilary swank
CNN.Com Highlights Box Calls 'The Reaping' A 'Terri'-Fying Tale With 'Script' And 'Plot'!
We suppose that fairness would dictate that we at least read the damning review condensed into such efficient, ticket-buying deterrence by CNN.com's tireless Story Highlights editors before making a knee-jerk judgment to skip a movie, but in this case, we think Hilary Swank would be better served if we just quit after that last bullet point and Netflixed up some Freedom Writers instead. More »
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By MarkComment by burn_this_into_your_brains: @mothrafairy: Don't forget to cc Cuba Gooding, Jr., ladies! Somewhere, Marisa Tomei is laughing. more » | Other threads
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Short Ends: Jealous That They Get All the Attention, Tara Tries To Strangle The Girls
· You can say all the mean things you like about Tara Reid, but you can never take away the dignity that comes with trying to cram a pair of mammoth, surgically enhanced breasts into a too-small bikini top. More » -
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Trade Round-Up: Hilary Swank Still Happily Signing Off On Just About Every Deal Put In Front Of Her
· Hollywood SwankWatch: Freedom Writers and The Reaping actress Hilary Swank is developing (and likely producing and starring in—she really can do it all!) a remake of Patrick Leconte's Intimate Strangers for Paramount, about an actress whose career seems to have no discernible direction since winning two Oscars. [Variety] More » -
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Hollywood Privacywatch: Leonardo DiCaprio May Have Non-Model Female Friends
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in immediately: Today might be your last day on Earth, and you don't want to move on to the Next Life with lingering regrets! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw the Canter's cashier inspecting a taut-faced Tim Allen's possibly counterfeit currency: More »
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By SethComment by HeatherNumber1: Re: Leo -- those were likely PR people. Often attractive, but never thin/made up/botoxed enough for the big leagues. more » | Other threads
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Uma Thurman Devotes 45 Minutes To Consuming Single Gyro
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, and the millionth sighting wins a Cavalier—so send them in often! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you spotted Debbie Downer finding nothing to complain about at Mozza. More »
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By SethComment by The Fabulous Thelma Todd: okay, everyone... - I'm tired of hearing how beautiful everyone looked, "in a natural way". I want to hear... more » | Other threads
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hilary swank
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Swank And Agent-American Boyfriend Take Their Love To Brentwood
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you say Frodo Baggins become reacquainted with that pesky ring he thought he'd melted, and in the Virgin Atlantic first class cabin, of all places. More »
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By SethComment by monaflambe: Is that Hilary's boyfriend/agent? Or Ed McMahon? more » | Other threads
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By MarkComment by Creepmouse: Since any time is obviously a good time for a Hillary Swank horseface joke, I feel compelled to observe that... more » | Other threads
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hilary swank
Another Actress Admits Taboo Love For Agent-American
Normally, any development in an According to Jim cast member's love-life short of a Belushi-related murder-suicide wouldn't rate a mention, but taken with yesterday's news that Hilary Swank is finally owning up to her relationship with a member of the ten-percent-taking caste, we think we're seeing the beginnings of a troubling trend; should an actress form an emotional attachment to someone she should merely be screwing for the career benefits, she should keep that shameful fact to herself, and not further erode the accepted social order by trumpeting her misguided, taboo-defying love to the press. More »
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By MarkComment by Assistant/Atlas: Thank you, Courtney Thorne-Smith, for giving me hope that one day I might get to bang a reasonably hot chick,... more » | Other threads
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By MarkComment by Sulky Girl: Well, mothra: How do YOU thank someone who's taken you from crayons to perfume...besides making some big-budget, condescending Oscar bait.... more » | Other threads
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jessica simpson
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: A B-List Celebrity Paradise Lies Beyond Doors To LAX Admirals Club
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are now posted several times a week—so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and contribute to what could possibly turn into a perfect Terms of Endearment star-spotting trifecta: More » -
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Swank'd III: Chad Lowe Disappointed In Hilary Swank's Decision To Destroy Everything That Was Good
Chad Lowe has finally broken his silence about his unceremonious dumping by Hilary Swank in favor of greener, more agenty pastures, an indignity she mitigated by announcing to Vanity Fair that an unspecified "substance abuse problem" played a significant role in the break-up. Says an Extra press release: More » -
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Hilary Swank Takes Lead In CAA's 'Client of the Year' Voting
Never underestimate the psychic toll a messy break-up can take on an individual, even a two-time Oscar-winning actress. According to a National Enquirer report, so distraught was Hilary Swank in the aftermath* of her jettisoning of longtime househusband Chad Lowe that she reverted emotionally to a much less famous stage of her life, one where sleeping with her agent seemed like a reasonable thing to do (he'd make her feel pretty, and maybe score her some better auditions), and not a shocking violation of the unspoken rules governing the sexual conduct of the A-list caste. Relates The Scoop: More » -
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Trade Round-Up: AOL Still Exists, Charging For Crap You Don't Need
· AOL struggles to find new reasons to justify its pointless existence in a broadband world by offering downloadable movies from most of the majors, set at the three price points of $19.99, $14.99 and $9.99, or crap, crappier and crappiest. [Variety] More » -
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Swank'd II: Hilary Reveals Chad Lowe's Unspecified Drug Problem
Having decided that dumping insufficiently successful househusband Chad Lowe was not a nearly enough humiliating experience on its own, professional Oscar collector Hilary Swank has told Vanity Fair that Lowe's vague "substance abuse problem" played a part in their marriage's dissolution: More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch Special Breakfast Edition: Chad Lowe Obtains Coffee Drink
For no other reason than someone took the time to send us this message from their cellphone, we pass along this breaking report about former Hilary Swank househusband Chad Lowe stepping out for coffee with a non-Swank companion: More » -
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Short Ends: Bottling Hilary Swank
· Guerlain signs up Hilary Swank as the muse for a new women's fragrance, which we really, really hope will be called "Swanked" and come packaged in a bottle shaped like Chad Lowe. We are prepared for disappointment, however. More »
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By MarkComment by People Paula: Hmm...That Ayds ad was on Screenhead a month ago. It was even on VH1's Web Junk (which, by the way,... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Still More Globe Moments: Russell Crowe Goes Off The Menu
Tucked inside a bumper you probably fast-forwarded through between Walk the Line's win for best musical or comedy picture and Lost's dramatic TV series triumph was this blink-and-you-missed it shot of Russell Crowe chowing on a burger (shades of Hilary Swank's iconic, celebratory post-Oscar Astroburger immediately came to mind—is there no "I'm just a regular person" awards show moment not tied to Ms. Swank?), a snack apparently delivered to Crowe's table in a telltale, off-the-menu Styrofoam container. We're relieved to see the legendarily roughneck actor enjoying a man-of-the-people nosh; after all—and we're sure Crowe would be the first one to tell you this—the official Globes second course of Chilean sea bass is for the pussies sitting in the TV section. More »
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By MarkComment by Ernst Stavro Blofeld: I pity the fool who gets between Maximus and his In-N-Out Double Double, Animal Style. Sucka ass punk might... more » | Other threads
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hilary swank
Swank'd: Lowe Tired Of Mr. Swank Label
Yesterday's announcement that yet another high-profile (well, half high profile) Hollywood marriage succumbed to the inevitable relationship-melting pressures of love in the public eye didn't catch Rush & Molloy by surprise, who report that people have been chattering about the couple's demise for some time: More »
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By MarkComment by Worker #3116: Hilary Swank is also getting pretty tired of being Mr. Hilary Swank. more » | Other threads
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hilary swank
Chad Lowe Swank'd
The Insider's Marc Malkin is reporting that two-time Oscar winner Hilary Swank and infamous acceptance speech overlookee/househusband Chad Lowe are splitting. The early party line, however, is that they're going to try and work things out: More » -
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Trade Round-Up: Murdoch Buys Up Another Piece Of The Internet
· Universal and Paramount's international distribution split is amicable, but now they've got to figure out how to divide up custody of their favorite fifteen children (foreign markets). Yeah, we're getting tired of the divorce metaphor too, but it's pretty hard to get psyched about international distribution entities. [Variety] More » -
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SwankLash! Hilary Stops By Set, Won't Pantomime With Hubby
Yesterday, we speculated that Hilary Swank's joint production of Celebrity Charades with stay-at-home spouse Chad Lowe might be a stealthy attempt at feeding her husband-humilation jones. We fear we might be right, as Rush & Molloy reports on Swank's drive-by snubbing of Lowe and his celebrity pals: More » -
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Hilary Swank Keeps Hubby Employed, Down
It's nice to see that Hilary Swank is using the spoils of fame to keep perennially emasculated hubby Chad Lowe a productive member of society in between infrequent acting gigs. From Variety: More » -
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SwankLash Update: Oscar-Winner Brought To International Justice
Two-time Oscar winner and international fruit-smuggling scofflaw Hilary Swank has finally been brought to justice. A New Zealand court denied her appeal of a $150 fine for failing to declare an apple and an orange that she illegally brought into the country during a recent visit. More » -
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SwankLash: Couric Gives Hilary The Business
The press has been following breathlessly all of the post-Oscar comings and goings of everyone's favorite up-from-Camaros-on-blocks, two-time winner Hilary Swank: her victory meal, her vacation plans, and now, her fruit-smuggling and subsequent protest of fruit-smuggling fines. All of this attention has resulted in a wave of SwankLash which has become so pervasive that even Katie Couric is taking shots at her on the Today Show. Notes a reader: More »
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