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more about #defamer more comments → TheSometimesWhy: Well, you've got to think that if having Stephen Lang narrate the intro to this magnum ooops!!! was the best idea the producers could come up with, th... more » SpyMagician: I like this movie. It just proves that all of the technology in the world can never save you from a bad script, horrible character design, wooden dia... more » phlox✔: Dear James Cameron, You are in a very enviable position. One that allowed you to make (or re-make) virtually any project that you set your mind to. ... more » Spirit Fingers: I'm getting a Fern Gully feel to this movie for some reason. Something about the "man" wanting to pillage the forest for his own means. And while ther... more » MisterHippity: The worst part is that the sexy female blue aliens are unnaturally skinny. So I guess they'll make great "thinspiration" for whole new generation of ... more » MisterHippity: I knew this movie was gonna suck the moment I first saw one of those blue aliens in preview clip. The thing is, this is like a kid's cartoon. So the ... more » heywhat: Yes, the special effects look terrible and the plot seems convoluted but I hope the movie does well. By well, I mean I hope it makes between $200-250 ... more » PrincessKashmir: If it were based on the anime show Avatar, yay. But some other hack named Shamalyam's doing that one. more » adiam7: E-meters are NOT cheap people. Don't judge her. more » lostarchitect: I love video games. ....this is a video game, right? more » hughman: not that interested in seeing this. that said, "New York, New York" is an awesome movie. more » Helio: this is so infuriating. I hope this is not the case or else it be like waking up on Christmas morning, finding tons of presents under tree only to rea... more » Botswana Meat Commission FC: I remember watching the trailer (they showed it before an NFL game, IIRC) and it looked like a somewhat promising sci-fi flick, then as soon as those ... more » raincoaster: This reminds me of the time my tacky stepmom (Ms Twee Cow Stencils and Gingham 1989) tried to sell the heirloom bedroom furniture that my Mother had. ... more » Airvault: I cringe everytime I see the trailer on TV and that one character says, "You're not in Kansas anymore." How cliche can you get? The man is simply inca... more » -
#traderoundup
Amanda's Return Fails to Save Dying Melrose Place
It was too much to ask, but in the legends of television, Heather Locklear has been endowed with the powers of a superhero. And now we finally know, even even Amanda can't ride in to save us from ourselves. More » -
#crystalballs
Melrose Place: The Long Wait Continues
Only two more weeks before Heather Locklear returns to save us from this dreadful show. As always, we have some predictions on how it might work. More » -
#crystalballs
Melrose Place: Twilight in the Courtyard of Good and Evil
Who hasn't invited a crazy lady home, hired her as a publicist, or worked for her as a high priced hooker? Everyone! We've seen how these things end, and it's with Amanda Woodward saving us all from boredom. More » -
#characterstudies
Which of the Melrose Place Alumni Will Be Back?
For a schlocky camp-fest, the original Melrose Place sure launched a lot of stars. While we have no idea what to expect tonight from the cast of the relaunch, we do have some bets on who might be returning. More » -
#welcomebackkotter
The TV Reunion Career Success Index
There is a simple formula to determine how successful the stars of hit television shows go on to become: how long it takes before the reunion special. Seinfeld held out for 11 years, how long did everyone else last? More »
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#celebsinperil
Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
When Mischa Barton got on the train to Cuckootown we thought she joined the ranks of Britney Spears and Mariah Carey. Not really, because people seemed to actually care about their public descent into madness. Is the celeb meltdown passe? More » -
#crime
Hollywood Stars Absolved of Vagina-Kicking, Drugged Driving
Being a celebrity is a double-edged sword: you're often more likely to find yourself involved in ridiculous, well-publicized crime, but at least it's easy to get acquitted! -
