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#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: Bonfire of the Banalities
There is cheap stunt cheaper than putting a lead character in automotive peril. It's so cheap it makes Serena's wardrobe look wholesome. Why, oh, why can't she die in a car wreck? Teasing us makes us powerless. More » -
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Gossip Girl: Thanksgiving Whore-or Story
Gather a bunch of snobby socialites around a restaurant-prepared turkey and the results are just as boozy, screamy, and terror-y as all of yours. Maybe the rich aren't so different after all. But they're more powerful!
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#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: Lady Gaga and the Tramps
Lady Gaga stopped by for a superfluous visit to badly lip sync "Bad Romance." There were plenty of bad romantic decisions as totally yucky couples started to come together and ruin the power dynamics on the Upper East Side.
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#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: Threeway's Company
There was a manage á boring last night between Dan, Vanessa, and Lizzy McGuire. Watch the video if you're a perv. We care more about how it shifted the power dynamics on the show. But we don't mind pervs.
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#outrages
Gossip Girl's Threesome's Plans Push Decency Crusaders Over the Brink
Gossip Girl has courted outrage since its earliest episodes, and once again, right on schedule, outrage has shown up. More » -
#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: The Cake Walk of Shame
On election day, none of our favorite Upper East Siders were doing anything. It was all about their agents, boyfriends, cousins, neighbors, and other hangers on. Politics is supposed to be all about power, but this was just weak. More » -
#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: Speak Easy and Carry a Big Stick
Our little Serena is finally a working girl, and she certainly looked like one last night. But the scariest thing about Halloween on the Upper East Side is it looks like S is finally gaining some power. Trick or treat! More » -
#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: Bi-Bi-Birdie
The most amazing thing about Chuck Bass kissing a guy wasn't the kiss itself, but when he acknowledges that it wasn't the first time he kissed a dude. Wowza! Chuck's power increased tenfold now that he can seduce both sexes. More » -
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Gossip Girl: Sonic Youth in Revolt
Kim Gordon married Lily and Rufus and it was either the death of cool or the birth of awesome. Now that the heiress and the grunge rocker are joined, what does it mean for the show's power structure? More » -
#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: A Fleur for the Dramatic
Having Tyra Banks try to act on your show is nuts. Almost as nuts as having an on-air threeway. Gossip Girl is crazy enough to do both, and it always throws the power dynamics into a tizzy. Thanks, TyTy! More » -
#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: Sold! To the Man in the Purple Tie
As my momma used to say, secrets don't make friends, but they make for great enemies and terrific currency. Last night the Upper East Side was full of loose lips, sinking ships, and the most ghetto Southeby's auction ever. More » -
#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: Sparks Will Fly
Those sparks are courtesy of Georgina Sparks, who made her triumphant return last night to lay low the once mighty Blair Waldorf. As all the kids start at college, the power is all out of whack, with some unlikely victors. More » -
#gettingschooled
Star Trek to Roll out Its Deadliest Weapon: Political Allegory
Remember when sci-fi movies were about blowing up aliens and attacking Godzilla? Those days are gone, my friend. Thanks to Battlestar Galactica and District 9, the genre now exists to please the intelligentsia. The latest victim, the Star Trek sequel. More » -
#jailbait
Who Should We Blame for Taylor Momsen's Upskirt Shots?
A couple of photo agencies posted up-skirt pictures from the set of Gossip Girl showing co-star Taylor Momsen's panties. We've seen worse from Britney and Paris getting out of a limo, so what's the big deal? Oh, she's only 16!
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#powerrankings
Gossip Girl: And the Horse You Rode In On
Nothing matters more on the Upper East Side than status. We love the Mad Men power rankings Mark Lisanti's compiling for Movieline, but we thought the concept would be even more apt for the back-biting, social-climbing universe of Gossip Girl More » -
#switchingteams
OMG, Chuck Bass Is Gonna Make Out with a Dude!
We always knew there must be another gay on the Upper East Side other than anemic twink Eric, but we had no idea it would be sartorially savvy stud Chuck Bass! Thank you Gossip Girl for answering our gay prayers. More » -
#falltv
Soon There'll Be Something, Finally, to Watch on TV
If you don't have a DVR (for shame!), you're going to need to know when to sit down to catch your favorite series, like Mad Men, Project Runway, Gossip Girl, and 30 Rock. Then go buy a TiVo. Really.
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#maghag
5 Reasons To Worry About Taylor Momsen
Sixteen-year-old Taylor Momsen landed the September cover of Teen Vogue, and in an interview, the actress known as Gossip Girl's Little J says some things that have us wondering if she's going to turn out okay. [Jezebel] -
#recaps
Gossip Girl: The Five People You Meet in High School Hell
Graduation is kind of the most anticlimactic day of high school. There it is just sorta... there. You don't feel different, you just feel bored and pandered to. At least I did last night. More » -
#opencaption
"Come On, I'm Getting One That Says 'Chuck 4 Eva...ry Third Episode'."
["Gossip Girl" Leighton Meester films "The Roommates" with Minka Kelly from "Friday Night Lights" in Los Angeles; image via Splash]
