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#trophytrot
Golden Globes Double Down on Off-Kilter; Pick Ricky Gervais to Host
For the first time since 1995, the Golden Globes awards will have a host, and that host will be idiosyncratic British comedy star Ricky Gervais. More » -
#broadcaststandards
Darren Aronofsky's Middle Finger A 'Digit Of Interest' In FCC's Golden Globes Indecency Inquest
A three-hour delay meant some of those colorful, Prosecco-fueled Golden Globes moments of celebrity spontaneity—such as Darren Aronofsky lovingly serving Mickey Rourke some Pi during Rourke's acceptance speech—were blacked out for us completely. More » -
#redeyedcarpet
English Not Amused By Kate Winslet's Acceptance Speeches
Kate Winslet's two Golden Globes acceptance speeches on Sunday were among the teariest and and most flustered in awards show history; but does she owe the entire United Kingdom an "apology"? [Jezebel] -
#awards
Internet Unofficially Apologizes To Tina Fey
Awards gadfly Tom O'Neil wasted little time exploiting Tina Fey's indictment of his site's anonymous, comedienne-slagging commenters at last night Golden Globes, nearly tripping over his clown shoes backstage to grovel for forgiveness. More » -
#awards
Kate Winslet Waxes, Sean Penn Wanes and Other Curious Golden Globes Implications
The Golden Globes' return to boozy, teary prime-time glory asked almost as many awards-season questions as it answered. After the jump: Five of our most burning inquiries. More » -
#liveblog
Defamer Liveblogs the Golden Globes for Spoiler-Averse West Coasters!
Join us as we liveblog tonight's Golden Globes, the awards ceremony that Hollywood has begun to take semi-seriously (though not seriously enough to actually air it live in the town it's designed to honor). More » -
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#traderoundup
Cobie Smulders Pulling Down $100k A Week
· When you're done looking up her name, feel free to discuss the fact that Cobie Smulders and her castmates now make between $90,000 - $120,000 per episode of How I Met Your Mother. [THR] More » -
#goldenglobes
Lovely New Doorstops Unveiled at Awards-Show Press Conference
Their nominating association has no taste, and some of their prospective winners didn't even know they existed. But whether they want it or not, they'll get a new, made-over Golden Globe statuette Sunday night. More » -
#awards
The Globes: Six Movie Snubs, Subplots and Nominees to Watch
To the extent anyone cares about hardware doled out by the invisible half-asses at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, we've still spotted a few Golden Globe revelations worth following through awards season. -
#goldenglobes
Which Stars Pretended They Had No Idea the Golden Globes Were Announced Today?
It's a time-honored Hollywood tradition: when reached for comment on award nominations, pretend you had no idea they were announced today (despite your relentless awards season flogging)! Let's rate today's feigned Golden Globe ignorance: -
#goldenglobes
Golden Globes Jilt 'Milk,' 'Dark Knight'; 'In Treatment' Leads TV Noms
No looming strike will slow down this year's Golden Globe Awards, nominations for which were announced this morning with a few mildly head-cramping surprises. -
#helpful
The Award Season Scorecard
Award season is, as Sean Penn says, truly a season in hell — if, that is, one attempts to follow every twist and turn and nomination. Avoid the stress with this handy scorecard, which we'll adjust, periodically. For Golden Globe wins and Oscar nominations, we're only counting the big nine categories. No points for best soundtrack. Sorry.
