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more about #defamer more comments → Magister: Within ten years, Taylor Swift will probably be judging a reality show and married to a rodeo "star". #taylorswift more » AndPreciousLittleofThat: Okay, Taylor, you've successfully completed Step One. Step Two involves dropping hints that you'd be okay with tasteful nudity "for the right part." ... more » gladys_kravitz: Ray Romano for # 1 #gossip more » JennaW: Wow, the "All of them" guesses never stop being funny! No, really. I'm laughing on the *inside.* 1) This sounds like the sort of selfish, douchey thi... more » AndIAmTellingYou: 2. Zac Efron was my first thought, but Clooney's an interesting guess.. #gossip more » mfnher: 1. Drew Carey #gossip more » drunkexpatwriter: 2. Hugh Jackman. #gossip more » PaisleyPajamas: If numero 2 is Gerard Butler, I'm throwing myself off a bridge at lunchtime. more » raincoaster: She does have a pretty good sex tape, though. Maybe she's reinventing herself in the Paris Hilton mode? #winonaryder more » MissNormaDesmond: Ah, Frank Beddor. The guy who did this to Alice in Wonderland: #monopoly more » RollsRoyceRevenge: All I wanted was for my high school to be a nice place. Did that sound bitchy? #winonaryder more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: ...but will it deal with the ultimate irony of this game? The oxymoron at its heart? Mono? Poly? Monopoly? Shakespearean tension. #monopoly more » Hiroine Protagonist: No one should be upset at the cancellation of this dreck. It was a mercy kill. Doesn't Joss have enough clout now to a) avoid Fox and b) retain creati... more » LoveHandles: I thought they had quite an opportunity with this movie to tap into the fever of the times. Instead, we find out, this is going to be Jumanji with sui... more » pumpkinsoup: One of the moms at my children's school wears Doc Martens. Old habits die hard. She was just laughing about it the other day. She's unemployed (aren'... more » -
#inventions
A History of the Theater Gimmicks Meant to Save Hollywood
You may not have known you wanted it, but now you're going to get it. 3D redux is here with its biggest tentpole to date, Disney's $180 million Christmas Carol, followed shortly after by the release of James Cameron's Avatar. More » -
#advertising
Someone Patented Product Placement in TV Shows
It's hard to believe that there is actually an inventor of product placement; like swine flu, it always seemed just nature's dark side. But someone thinks he did in fact invent it and is willing to sue to prove it. More » -
#twitter
Tracy Morgan Joins Medium Designed Expressly for Him
Tracy Morgan joined Twitter. Like, mere hours ago. The microblogging service is the perfect forum for a man known for his entertainingly insane 30 Rock non-sequiturs. Plus, there's already a thriving Twitter sub-culture devoted to Morgan sightings. They are gifts. More » -
#testyourself
Can You Recognize The New Dorks Of All Media?
Let's play a guessing-game! A shamelessly link-whoring blogger has collected photographs of every fellow geek you've ever seen, and many you haven't. (We've put them together in a gorgeous tapestry of self-regarding dorkiness, in a shameless link-whoring exercise of our own.) There's a reason most of these faces are hard to recognize. If bloggers were hot, they'd be washed-up teen football stars, or on TV. Whereas the mainly pasty faces in this gallery are basically the nerds who got ignored in high school. Writes Young Manhattanite: "It's like Children of the Corn, except they killed all the black people and all the women... I feel like I've scanned past the same photo 352 times." Which makes this test particularly hard: even if you dispute the very notion of a famous blogger, see how many of them you can recognize. Your score, and ritual abuse of blogger looks, in the comments. We're working on the honor system here, so no cheating by looking at the original gallery, which has the names. Special bonus question, to sort out the empty boasters: we've sneaked a stray photo into the mix, of a priest arrested for indecent exposure; who is he? (Click for an enlarged view). More » -
