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more about #defamer more comments → iplaudius: I will not reply directly to the comment about prison sex, because I do not wish to promote it. Suffice it to say that not all gay men enjoy musical t... more » BadUncle: I just want to know how he has access to the web in prison. and, uh, pube sheets? ick. more » skahammer: James Frey says only wannabes and pretenders get exposed by the LAT. Big-timers make it all the way to Oprah. more » drunkexpatwriter: He and Quentin are now going to be able to write an awesome screenplay for Chained Heat 5. more » lobstr: wow.. 1 year in prison and 5 years probation for vehicular manslaughter. being an academy award winner means much more than the little man statue! more » MissNormaDesmond: Oh, shut the fuck up. You killed someone and you're bitching about having to do time like everybody else, and trying to make like some kind of hero ... more » Claire Buoyant: How do people tweet from jail anyway? When new inmates are admitted nowadays, are they issued their prison stripes, a toothbrush, and a BlackBerry? more » Trai_Dep: I just want to know... Where's the watch? more » jwick25: I read the book a few years back and was fairly disappointed. I felt that it could have been something much better. I was surprised after hearing su... more » NotReadyForPrimeTime: I would never question the judgment of a man who ate his own shoe just to prove a point. more » GlasgowRose: If a fanboy (named Quint) who got a sneak peek is worried, Cameron should worry: "This shot scared me a bit… when Moore and Worthington are introdu... more » MincnglyWhrdL'mer: why does justin bobby have two first names? seriously? more » badasscat: Well, I almost walked out on Heavenly Creatures, so if that's the best the critiques get, I'll pass. more » nicepony: I saw Lovely Bones . It's horrible. An afterschool special meets a Skittles commercial. The girl from Atonement is good. But Mark Wahlberg is awful... more » twoeightnine: I'm sorry but... more » -
#targets
What Has the World Got Against Sienna Miller?
The critics think her first big-budget movie sucks. The Washington Post thinks Sienna Miller's famous for no reason. But just wait until you see how Vogue goes after her in The September Issue! This girl's got it bad. More » -
#criticalreception
How Violently Does G.I. Joe Suck?
G.I. Joe wasn't screened for critics because Paramount wanted to market the movie to Middle Amerikkka without being judged. Critical reviews are finally coming in. They're going to be bad, it's just a matter of how bad. And how bad?
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#fridayfuntime
G.I. Joe Characters Like A Michael Jackson Evolutionary Map
We've already pointed out a chilling similarity between Michael Jackson and Watchmen's Rorschach. More » -
#gijoe
Leaked 'G.I. Joe' Art Suggests Movie Actually Being Made By 8-Year-Olds
We brought this on ourselves. Mere days ago, we wondered, "Why are there no leaked pictures of Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Cobra Commander in G.I. Joe?" And oh, how the internet obliged! More » -
#gijoe
'G.I. Joe' Posters Still Hiding Joseph Gordon-Levitt As Gawky Cobra Commander
We typically regard the upcoming G.I. Joe movie as a necessity we'll have to suffer through before the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced Garbage Pail Kids epic, but that's not to say there aren't elements that intrigue us. More » -


