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more about #defamer more comments → plasticene: 1. The ex is Paul Bettany more » Understater: 1: Jake Gyllenhaal, Natalie Portman and Gael Garcia Bernal. In my dreams. more » StonedAndDethroned: #1 is Kevin Spacey. He's notorious for seducing straight men. more » adiam7: #1 clueless #2 David Hasselhoff [www.davidhasselhoff.com] #3 Cassie and Diddy #4 Levi/Tank. I have no idea who the unfriendly star was since ther... more » DennyCrane: 4. Jon Gosselin. more » drunkexpatwriter: 1. This is clearly about Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. I'm just trying to figure out which dude was the bottom and how quickly this will b... more » heywhat: Tucker, just be a man and admit that the movie was a failure b/c it sucked. Stop trying to make yourself into artiste who made a great work of art th... more » TheUptightMidwesterner: I hate to break it to you Tucker, but outside of a few Frat boys, nobody in Middle America knows who the hell you are. Your Coastal types just hate yo... more » Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Thank you. This is a very intelligent, educational post. But why are you so mean to a poopy nobody? more » VioletViolet: I do understand what he means about Fox Searchlight watering down the movie for mass appeal. However, if by bringing in a "bird" he's using Swingin' S... more » OHymenMyHymen: I repeat my statement- add a scene in which Tucker is repeatedly sodomized by a subway turnstile and I can get that film to $50 million with my eyes c... more » Magister: Carbondale (Il) has a large university and they list Jenny McCarthy and Jim Belushi among their most famous alumni. If there ever was a market for Max... more » ShanghaiLil: I blame you, Gawker Media. You did it. Congratulations, and keep up the good work. more » CumaeanSibyl: Maybe try not calling your movie something that most theaters won't put on the marquee. I mean, once you get past the "Tucker Max Presents" problem. more » unclevanya: 1. Brangelina 2. NPH and Harry Morgan 3. Deanna Durbin more » -
#strangeencounters
Step Inside The Frightening, Surprisingly Punny World Of Tim Burton
This fall, MoMA is inviting art lovers to consider the work of the contemporary mixed-media artist who brought us PeeWee's Big Adventure, and the sight of an entire dinner party singing Harry Belafonte's Banana Boat song: Tim Burton. [Jezebel] -
#traderoundup
Amanda's Return Fails to Save Dying Melrose Place
It was too much to ask, but in the legends of television, Heather Locklear has been endowed with the powers of a superhero. And now we finally know, even even Amanda can't ride in to save us from ourselves. More » -
#traderoundup
Hollywood to Actresses: Drop Dead!
It's never been a good time not to be a guy in Hollywood, but if there were a bad time, it would be the moment when Sony pops the champagne cork on its grosses for 2012 and Terminator: Salvation. More » -
#traderoundup
Taylor Swift's Conquest of All Show Business Nearly Complete
If there's one thing Hollywood loves it's a young overnight success. And if there's one thing Hollywood loves to destroy, it's a young overnight success. Congratulations Taylor Swift, the spotlight is yours. More » -
#miramax
Miramax President Quits as Indie Film Sector Enters Death Throes
In the past few months, Disney boss Robert Iger has been on a tear; first firing his beloved film chief, Dick Cook. Now scaling back the company's specialty division, the once hallowed Miramax, to basically nothing. More » -
#swashbuckling
Johnny Depp's Threat Not to Make Pirates 4 Collapses on Day 10
Johnny Depp made a big deal about making known his dissatisfaction after his friend Dick Cook was ousted from Disney last week. Apparently he's already forgotten about that. More » -
#seeyourealsoon
Disney Movie Chief out in Showbiz Shocker
In a move that took all of Hollywood by surprise, Disney Studios Chairman Dick Cook announced late yesterday that he was stepping down. More » -
#powergrabs
Disney's Marvel Deal Forces DC's Hand
In a battle between Mickey Mouse and Superman, most people would put their money on Superman. Well, that's almost true. Sure, Superman would definitely kill Mickey, but the Mouse has Disney power, and that Disney power forced Superman's company's hand. More » -
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#powergrabs
Disney Buys Marvel, Now in Business with Every Studio in Hollywood
It was announced today that Disney shelled out $4 billion for Marvel Entertainment, Inc. Not only does it now own Spider-Man, the X-Men, and Iron Man, but is also in business with almost every Hollywood studio. What a tangled web! More » -
#geeksonparade
Disney Staging Its Own, Narcissistic Comic-Con
Disney sent representatives and stars to last month's Comic-Con, but apparently the company isn't content with collective marketing, because they're launching their own event, the D23 Expo. More » -
#strangebedfellows
David Mamet to Put His Copious Words in Anne Frank's Mouth
Disney and David Mamet are working on a new film version of ninth grade staple The Diary of Anne Frank. We only pray there will be no cursing riffs, animated mice, or musical numbers. [Variety] -
#firings
Disney Finally Kicks 'The Bens' to the Curb For Sucking
In a move sure to inspire more film-geek loin-warming than Monica Bellucci, Disney has fired the unbelievably horrible Ben Lyons, who pronounced I Am Legend "one of the greatest movies ever made," and Ben Mankiewicz, as At the Movies co-hosts. More » -
#tvwars
Mickey Mouse Assimilated By Hulu Aliens
The extraterrestrials at Hulu have staged another coup in their bid to take over television. Disney has struck up a deal with the online video site, meaning we get ABC shows now. More » -
#traderoundup
Swine Flu Can Stop a Spaceship, But Not Sex and the City
News from the Sex and the City front, a new Disney comedy sounds annoying (and already done), swine flu does its worst damage yet, and another actor picks up a trident. More » -
#defamerconnections
Happy Endings Offered to Disney, Warners Execs
The Age of the Easily Expensed Job-Perk (Assistant: "You want me to submit a receipt that says, 'Lunch withhookerRatner?'" Agent: "Yeah, that's fine. Throw 'er in there with the rest...") are long over. More » -
#dreamworks
Ron Meyer's Pissed: A DreamWorks and Disney Wedding Album
Disney and DreamWorks today sent out official confirmation of their shotgun wedding, issuing a release around town raising more questions about its relationship than it answers. More » -
#pr
'Shopaholic' Stunt Turns Woman Against Woman In Brutal Ice-Chipping Stiletto War
If you still don't agree that Isla Fisher might be cursed, we've got publicity-stunt proof just in from the Garden State. More » -
#wtf
Disney Eggs: They're Eggs. By Disney.
We have rarely been as confused or disturbed by anything in our lives as we are by the new "Disney Eggs," which we discovered via a commercial break during the fourth hour of Today. [Jezebel] -
#layoffs
Today In We're Screwed: Disney-ABC TV Lays Off 400
Disney-ABC TV president Anne Sweeney sent out one of those stomach-dropping memos today, informing employees that 400 would be let go—from every division, and running all the way up the flagpole. It's after the jump. More » -
#thechroniclesofnarnia
Fox Willing To Take Magical, Expensive Trip To 'Narnia'
As we predicted last month, Fox has stepped up to take the reins of the Narnia franchise steered into a costly anthropomorphic wall by Disney. Here's the scoop from Variety (including what they got wrong): More »
