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John McTiernan's New Movie: The Karl Rove Affair
Did you know that the prosecution of criminal Hollywood private eye Anthony Pellicano was an attempt by Karl Rove to derail Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign? It's true, if you're crazy! More »
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By PareeneComment by Macloserboy: If you remember the old Movieline magazine (best movie magazine ever) you know he's nuts. In the middle of an... more » | Other threads
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Moviegoers Find Rats In A Restaurant Surprisingly Delicious
This Monday morning is no less painful than any other on the calendar, but at least you only have to survive 48 hours before you're rewarded with a day off. Cling to the weekend box office numbers as you try to make it through the excruciating two days that stand between you and illegal firework displays, backyard barbecues, and egregious midweek drunkenness: More »
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By MarkComment by flyoverstate: Sorry, I just can't get into the cuteness of a rat cooking my dinner. Even as a chef. Even as... more » | Other threads
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Rat Vs. Willis
· After a summerlong run of sequel-clogged weekends where the eventual winner of the box office battle was all too obvious, the outcome of the upcoming Die Hard vs. Ratatouille fight seems up for grabs. We're not betting against Pixar, even though we'll probably wind up watching John McClane blow shit up. [Variety] More » -
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By SethComment by Bon Jour, Pee Wee: So LiLo took a weekend vacation to the Netherlands? more » | Other threads
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By MarkComment by SteamyMcFirecrotch: Now let's see the Michael Bay version! more » | Other threads
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Fox Decides Lengthy, Profane Catch-Phrase Too Expensive For Skywriting
Because we at Defamer realize that many of our readers toil in windowless dungeons buried deep beneath Hollywood's surface, and that any glimpse of the sky, no matter how secondhand, is likely to temporarily brighten the drudgery of their slave labor, we share with you this reader-supplied photo (click the above image for a larger version) of the Live Free or Die Hard promotional display soaring over Los Feliz a little earlier this afternoon. Unfortunately, the most crucial part of the four plane-formation, i.e., the one trailing the OTHERFUCKER component of the airborne campaign, was grounded prematurely due to technical problems, leaving spectators merely with an unsatisfying, incomplete message of "YIPPEE KI YAY M...THE BEST IS BACK...LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD." More » -
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Bay Vs. Willis: Feud Officially On
Upon reading that movie-star-of-the-internet-people Bruce Willis had virtually kneecapped Armageddon director Michael Bay ("Bay...Would have ruined DH4. Few people will work with him now, and I know I will never work with him again.") while communing with his fans on the AICN message boards, we had a feeling it wouldn't be long before Bay used his own online forum to retaliate against his mouthy ex-collaborator. With an emotional mixture of hurt, disbelief, and defiance far more complex than any moment in one of his movies, a wounded Bay responds: More » -
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By MarkComment by metroville: I'll tell you exactly who wins in that matchup, jengod: 20th Century Fox. Merry Capitalism, everyone! more » | Other threads
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Bruce Willis' Comeback Vehicle To Royally Fuck Up Your Commute
Other blogs are much better equipped to keep you informed regarding the coming traffic Apocalypse about to swallow any unfortunate soul wretched enough to have to drive anywhere near LAX, courtesy of your friends at 20th Century Fox's insistence that Live Free or Die Hard be filmed on an authentic stretch of Los Angeles freeway. We can, however, pass along a tiny bit of good news for those who find themselves stuck in a seemingly endless traffic jam: They might hear some shit blow up in the distance and momentarily trick themselves into thinking that the strength of their hate has willed into existence one of their gruesome revenge fantasies involving Bruce Willis and some poorly timed pyrotechnics: More »
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By MarkComment by OscarBuddyTV: That is brutal...I used to live right by LAX in Marina Del Rey and the traffic is already shitty near... more » | Other threads
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By MarkComment by raincoaster: You know that photo of the little baby hominid that they reconstructed? I thought it looked familiar, but stupid me... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Die Hard: The Video
We thought today's celebration of all things Bruce Willis would begin and end with this morning's post about Die Hard 4's release date and the actor's suing of the treacherous boyhood pal he hired to salvage the most flattering photographic examples of his pre-male-pattern-baldness self from a jumble of hat boxes in his basement. But we were wrong, so very wrong. Minutes ago, someone shared with us this stunning video tribute to the majesty of the franchise that kicked off an entire decade of inferior work in the "unlikely hero fighting bad guys in an enclosed space" genre, set to a song that has at least momentarily revived an enthusiasm for the word "motherfucker" recently dulled by too many expletive-laced Samuel L. Jackson complaints about the unfavorable reptile-to-passenger ratio on his airplane. Turn up your speakers and enjoy. More » -
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Today In Bruce Willis: 'Die Hard 4' Gets A Release Date, Bruno Sues Childhood Pal
It's already been a big day for erstwhile international megastar Bruce Willis, as Fox has announced that the fourth installment of the long-dormant Die Hard franchise, Live Free or Die Hard, will open over the Fourth of July holiday weekend in 2007, momentarily releasing Willis from his recent career purgatory of endlessly circling the globe and pretending to enjoy hugging sweaty men in rented raccoon suits. But in less happy news, TMZ.com reports that Willis has filed suit against a childhood friend whom he had hired as a full-time scrapbooker (come on, anyone who's anyone in Hollywood has one), but whom allegedly repaid the actor's generosity by absconding with some of Willis' photographed and videotaped memories, peddling an unflattering book full of "falsehoods and lies" about Willis to publishers, and extorting him with his cynical aspirations of being a tell-all author. The story offers no hint as to what these lies might be, but one can only hope they contain clues to unlocking the mystery of why Willis bought boybandish singer Aaron Carter $1 million in gifts, or, at the very least, where he had Cybill Shepherd's body buried after the wrap party for Moonlighting. We are genuinely sad for Willis, for no faded star should have to have the happy occasion of the announcement of his desperation comeback vehicle marred by the ugliness of a personal lawsuit made public. More »
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By MarkComment by Little Mintz Sunshine: So I guess I can infer that the reason Bruno hasn't gotten around to reading my script is because of... more » | Other threads
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