Alert: No Full-Frontal Dick in 50 Shades of Grey Movie

Aleksander Chan · 11/03/14 10:51AM

The long-awaited film adaptation of Twilight fanfic and bestselling smut 50 Shades of Grey is nearly upon us, but according to star Jamie Dornan, we will not be getting a full-frontal view of his dick. This is confusing, because of all the movies in the world where a guy's peen could appropriately co-star, this one tops the list.