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Demi Moore's Butt, Twittered
From the Mixed Up Twitter Files of Ashton E. Kutcher. Yesterday our Tweetingest celebrity posted a revealing photo of his wife, actress Demi Moore, bending over in a bikini while steaming something. How risque! More »
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Comment by VoxPopuli: She looks great and toned, but let's get one thing straight here: She has no ass whatsoever. I hate that I'm... 10 Responses | Other threads
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Twitterholic Kutchers Determined to Bring Back the Ascot
With the fires of NoisyNeighborConstructionGate quenched by a Vitamin Water peace-offering, tweeting lovebirds Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore found themselves in need of a compelling plot on which to hang their his 'n' hers streams-of-Twitter-consciousness. More »
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By SethComment by Leviticus_71: The Ascot...really? Do something bold Asthon...bring bakc the Dickie! 2 Responses | Other threads
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TwitterGate
Because This Never Gets Old: More Ashton And Demi Peacemaking Videos
We're thrilled to bring you yet more footage from the Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore joint project no one wanted, He's Just Not That Into the Neighbors' Banging—sort of What Happens in Vegas meets Deck the Halls. More »
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By SethComment by TillieHarper: We the Blacks...Niggmata (I Have Holes in My Soul): Does Demi Moore realize that she's not Lindsay Lohan? You're not Lindsay Lohan! You're 46 year-old Demi (GI Jane) Moore!!! Act like... 1 Responses | Other threads
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TwitterGate
Ashton Kutcher Tweets Olive Branch In Escalating Neighbor Stand-Off
Realizing posting foul-mouthed, fowl-pooped rants against his neighbor mightn't have been the gentlemanly thing to do (particularly considering construction of the Kutcher/Moore Cougar Den took a solid decade to complete), Kelso has tweeted an apologia. More »
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By SethComment by Jose Alvear: I haven't even been following the whole neighbor thing. But I'm following Ashton and Demi on Twitter and oh my,... 1 Responses | Other threads
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Ashton And Demi Issue Strongly Worded Battletweets Against Noisy Neighbor
Until now, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's adventures in Twitterland have been innocuous enough escapades, Ash offering up humorous, 140-character-or-less movie quotes, his clueless cougress responding with amusing concern. All that is over. More »
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By SethComment by Matthew James Hausfater: Bury that head in GI JANE, that outta muffle some of the noise. 2 Responses | Other threads
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Comment by strega: Even as a joke, Willis' friends hitting on that is plain scary. Or desperate. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Ashton Kutcher Loves Stepdaughter, Not Totally Sure of Her Name
The new Ashton Kutcher-produced game show Opportunity Knocks is designed to quiz family members on just how much they know about each other, rewarding kin who can accurately answer the question, "How many vodka gimlets did Grandma down before NCIS came on tonight?" Kutcher's own family is a notoriously blended one, as his wife is Hollywood cougar queen Demi Moore, whose marriage with Bruce Willis bequeathed to Kutcher three daughters: Rumer, Scout, and...uh, the other one. In fact, it's that last, elusive Willis daughter who got Kutcher into trouble with the New York Times when he was quizzed about how well he knew his own family: More »
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Comment by Losin_it: Come on. He isn't that dumb. Didn't he one Punk Rosario Dawson? This comment started out with a point,... more » | Other threads
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Cougarfornication. Well, this should go well: "David Duchovny, Demi Moore and Amber Heard will form the perfect family in 'The Joneses,' a social commentary with comedic elements." We'd suggest Ashton Kutcher will be a permanent presence on the set, but let's face it—Demi's too old for Duchovny. Which leaves Maxim Hot 100 #21 Heard most at risk. Also a possibility: Kutcher himself. He'd be the alcoholic's equivalent of chugging mouthwash—not ideal, but scratches the itch when there's no real hooch available. [THR]
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By SethComment by Leviticus_71: I think Pants Chewing is what got him in trouble in the first place... more » | Other threads
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Inside A Pee Wee-Starring 'Happiness 2' and a Peter Gallagher- Retaining 'Center Stage 2'
Undaunted by the poor reception accorded Hamlet 2, Hollywood is pressing on with two even more unlikely sequels: one likely to provoke an excited "Oh my gahhh!" the other, simply an "Oh my." We'll start with the latter: strange as it may seem, Variety reports that Todd Solondz is moving ahead with an "untitled part-sequel, part-companion piece" to his incredibly unsettling 1998 comedy Happiness. If the idea of a Happiness 2 makes you feel just this far from being completely hysterical 24 hours a day, why not meet its unlikely cast of Pee-Wee Herman, Demi Moore, and Emma Thompson! No, this is not a delayed April Fool's Joke, and there is thus far no word on who will be masturbating on, near, or about whom, but the project will begin shooting this October in San Juan, Puerto Rico (naturally). More »
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Comment by Leviticus_71: Wow..as if im not still haunted by William H. Macy explaining to his goofed up son why "daddy would never... 3 Responses | Other threads
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Schoolyard Chants Of 'Rumer, Rumer, Big Hairy Tumor' Reveal Ugly Side Of Eccentric Celebrity Baby-Naming
As if second-generation Hollywood underdog Rumer Willis doesn't have enough to contend with living in the long shadows of her dazzlingly successful biological parents and a stepfather three years her junior, there's also those little life-obstacles thrown at her that could have just as easily been avoided. To wit: her name, one of the earliest and most egregious examples of the eccentric-celebrity-baby-naming trend that gripped the industry in the '90s and has yet to show any signs of letting up. We point as evidence towards such recent additions to the Weird Celebrity Baby-Name Registry as Sunday Kidman-Urban, Honor Alba-Warren, Birdie Phillipps (daughter of Freaks and Geeks star Busy), and the unabashedly onomatopoeic Phlbbbbbbfffft Simpson, the not-yet-born offspring of mother Ashlee. From Page Six: More »
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By SethComment by TheQuestion: "Apple, Apple with the worm inside?" And didn't Nic Cage name his kid Kal-El? What's he, looking for a copyright... more » | Other threads
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michelle pfeiffer
Breastest Hits: What Funbags Over 40 Made The List?
With our daily "MGM Tower Under Attack" report in the books, "retard" outrage in the streets and everything thankfully quiet on our Billy Bob Thornton Co-Star CurseWatch, the only real news we have left to pass along today actually speaks for itself: "The Best Breast List: wowOwow’s Peek Down Dazzling 40+ Décolletage." Indeed, the saucy ladies of the women's Web site wowOwow — including Liz Smith, Whoopi Goldberg, and Lily Tomlin among others — gathered their 10 favorite middle-age busts in no particular order for discussion, observation and, if you dare, debate. We don't exactly know the criteria (bikini-rocking couldn't have hurt Helen Mirren), but see if you can lift and separate them in an excerpt after the jump. More » -
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Madonna's New Face Turns The 'Volume' All The Way Up To 11
Madonna's publicist isn't talking about what her clients like the Material Girl and Cher are doing to their faces ("I have never represented anyone who has spoken to me about plastic surgery. Nor have I asked them. I don’t want to know!"), but that doesn't mean the doctors, the "dermatologists" and other illustrious characters in the pageant of A-list cosmetic surgery aren't offering up a ghastly state of the union regarding their trade in this week's New York Magazine. Which naturally includes Madonna, the issue's cover girl and unauthorized representative of the New New Face — as opposed to the "Old" New Faces belonging to the mishandled likes of Melanie Griffith and Meg Ryan. More »
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By STVComment by SunnydaZe10 is BANNED!: What's sad is young girls who save their money to get boob implants or plastic surgery thinking it is a... 1 Responses | Other threads
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tabloids
This Week In Tabloids: Jamie Lynn Is Jilted, Angelina Is Hormonal
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, where we wade in murky magazine waters so you don't have to. This week has tabloid stalwarts the Jolie-Pitts featured on two covers: Shiloh's wee face is plastered all over Ok!, while Brad and Angie's alleged marriage woes are featured in In Touch. Us scrapes the bottom of the "celebrity" barrel by featuring a former Bachelor on their cover, while Katie Holmes is a "prisoner" according to Life & Style and Star is squawking about Jamie Lynn Spears getting jilted. We explore John Mayer's penis prowess and ponder Lauren Conrad's pain, after the jump. [Jezebel] -
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Bare Bellies
Nicole Kidman Latest To Join The Pregnant Celebrity Belly-Baring Club
The latest celebrity said to be jumping on the nudie pregnant pictures bandwagon is Nicole Kidman, who was seen yesterday attending a “top secret” modeling session for a potential cover shoot with Frenchy photographer extraordinaire Patrick Demarchelier. While he’s no Annie Leibovitz, and it’s unknown which magazine this shoot was for, Demarchelier is a monthly contributor for Allure, Vogue, and Demi Moore’s old knocked-up-while-nude stomping grounds, Vanity Fair. So whether or not Nicole is looking to appear on an upcoming cover of VF as Demi’s successor is still unknown, but we took a look back at some classic big-bellied celebrity appearances in the past to see some glossy examples of what Kidman will be competing with in the Nude And Pregnant Hall of Fame: More »
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Comment by Darth_Panda: Gee, you can feel the love here. Forget the porno/nude actress angle--very few women in porn ever do shoots... more » | Other threads
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Comment by Superawesomerad: Those halter/tube top hybrids flatter no one. more » | Other threads
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hanky panky
Jennifer Aniston Uses Patented Demi Moore Boy Toy Magnet: The Bikini
Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer the new Demi and Ashton? After seeing these new photos taken in Miami while Jen continues filming Marley & Me, we’re noticing several similarities between her new fling with the tattooed O-face master and the queen and prince of age-gap relationship success stories. Like Ashton was, John is a young, charming, bed-hopping bachelor, and just like Demi, Jennifer is an insanely hot divorced actress far more famous than her beau. The icing on the cougar cake? Just like the Moore-Kutchers, it all started with a bikini: More »
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Cameron Diaz And Lake Bell Square Off In Epic Battle Of The Hemlines
You know what they say about hemlines and recessions? Well look no further than What Happens In Vegas co-stars Cameron Diaz and Lake Bell for optimism. At last night's premiere of their comedy, the two actresses seemed to be playing a game of Anything You Can Wear I Can Wear Shorter, alongside somber co-star Ashton Kutcher, who seemed to be playing a game of You Were Right, Demi. Without You I'm Boring And Cannot Dress Myself. Between the grieving Diaz and the toothy Bell, see who revealed more gam and why we're happy they did, after the jump. More »
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Rumer Willis Works Hard To Emulate Demi Moore, But Do Extensions And Bikini Bodies A Superstar Make?
It took her long enough, but the eldest spawn of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore is finally putting her pedigree to good use. Rumer Willis reminded the world of her burgeoning acting career at last week's premiere of From Within, the horror flick she's starring in, and was spotted posing for her first ad campaign for Wal-Mart's newest surfer fashion brand OP (formerly Ocean Pacific). And while the extensions she wore for the premiere coupled with the bikini body she displayed alongside Pete Wentz for the photo shoot do admittedly evoke memories of a younger version of her iconic mom, are Rumer's recent career choices really going to jumpstart a Demi-like fame trajectory? Or will she soon be on MTV's third season of Rock The Cradle? More »
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Comment by Magister: @OldTowneTavern & @pumpkinsoup: For me, it was when they spent the better part of a year building up to a... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Tori Spelling Steps Into Pregnancy Photo Spread Spotlight, Minus Glossy Magazine Covers And Public Interest
Major names like Britney Spears and Demi Moore have memorably posed for controversial pregnancy pictures in the past, but something tells us Tori Spelling's decision to bare her knocked up belly won't stir up quite as many arguments. It's pretty simple: we don't want. While shooting her (yes, it still exists) B&B reality show with hubby Dean McDermott, the unlucky quasi-heiress made a sad attempt to imitate Demi's Annie Leibowitz shoot for Vanity Fair and Britney's uber-styled photos in Harper's Bazaar. Unfortunately, the results look more like what you'd expect from your local mall photographer as opposed to the star treatment given to glossy cover-worthy celebrities of yore. A closer look, plus Tori's explanation of why she's Loving! Her! Body! after the jump. More »
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defamer
Trainer To The Stars Sells Out Demi Moore's 'Meaty' Thighs, 'Fleshy' Naomi Watts And 'Soft' Madonna
It's not just British tabloids ripping apart celebrity body parts; now their own trainers are turning against them to make a buck. Fitness expert Rob Parr has written the summer release Star Quality, in which he shells out detail after "fleshy" detail about the problem areas of stars like Demi Moore, Naomi Watts, and Madonna. And though the blurbs on the back merely outline the "types" of bodies each star had (hourglass, long and slender, and athletic, respectively), he delves far deeper into their Before states in the pages: "[Demi] lacked a defined waist, carried too much meat on her thighs, and was, by movie-star standards, thick overall."
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Pamela Anderson Is No Fan Of Leeches, Human Or Otherwise
It's Leech Week on the nation's late-night talk shows. Two days after Demi Moore's leech-conversation on The Late Show With David Letterman, recently-single Pamela Anderson turned up on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (LOVE. HIM.) and claimed that she had been "attacked" by haemophagic leeches while swimming in a lake in her native Canada. To prove her story, Pamela exposed the one patch of skin on her body that wasn't already visible, much to Ferguson's delight. Clip above. [Jezebel] -
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defamer
Imagining The Top Five Films In Eliot Spitzer's Netflix Queue
In case you hadn't heard, recently resigned NY governor Eliot Spitzer likes call girls. A lot. And while we're still busy casting the inevitable movie of the week, our slideshow-obsessed friends over at Us dove into their archives to reminisce on the hooker-laced pasts of Hugh Grant, Eddie Murphy and escort king Charlie Sheen, who've all been caught with their pants (and dignities) down. But call girls don't always come in the form of silicone sketchballs straight out of the Bada Bing. Sometimes they have hearts of gold and charisma as thick as the air on the 101! If they're played by stars, that is. We dove into our own archives and selected our top five films that revolve around the World's Oldest Profession, flicks that will surely be making their way onto Eliot Spitzer's Netflix queue in no time. More »
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defamer
Cougar Queen Demi Moore Contemplates Her Man-Harem
The Kutcher-Moores grace the pages of the April issue of Harper's Bazaar, in which the First Family of Cougardom weigh in on a number of topics, including how they manage to keep their Kabbalic faith after other celebrities have moved on to even trendier catalogue-order religions. But it's the subject of Moore's ex-husband and Rumer-fatherer Bruce Willis, who maintains an improbably cozy relationship with his Gen Y usurper, that repeatedly pops up: More » -
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A Rare Glimpse At All The Fun You Missed At Madonna And Demi Moore's Oscar Party
We realize Academy Awards season seems light years away, but a series of photobooth-style pictures taken at Madonna and Demi Moore's A-to-the-power-of-A-list Oscars night bash have surfaced in Australian celebrity news magazine New Idea. (How they got their hands on them is a story unto itself, requiring a 28-inch dwarf to be smuggled into the proceedings via dessert cart, crawl inside the mechanized contraption, and collect the still-wet strips as quickly as they could be spit out.) In the snapshots, you can spy some of the world's most famous faces—your P. Diddys, your O.Bloomies—mugging shamelessly for the camera, usually in the vicinity of a twice-as-nutty Rumer Willis, who was allowed to join in on the fun after stepdad Ashton Kutcher offered some strong, "Yes, this is my daughter, now please step aside, rent-a-cop" words for ill-prepared event security. More » -
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With the party circuit looking more anemic than ever, leave it to the least likely culprits — Hepatitis-scare victims Madonna and Demi Moore — to throw a last-minute bash for the rudderless A-list masses looking for an Oscars night soirée. To be held at "a home in the Westside hills," the party will start Sunday around 9 p.m., featuring a guest list with "everybody on it. It gives the A-list Vanity Fair crowd someplace to go to. It will probably be pared down to where it's 85% talent, not a lot of suits." Security, of course, will be ultra-tight, with guests forced to undergo not only friskings and metal detectors, but also having their blood drawn and read by high-speed diagnostic computers. Anyone with so much as a slightly elevated LDL cholesterol level will be turned away at the doors. [Variety] -
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In an attempt to put an end to all the tranny talk/penis jokes surrounding Demi Moore (what with that raspy voice, the Adam's apple and those oddly masculine thighs of hers), V Magazine got straight to the point by extending their logo to entirely encompass their Spring 08 cover girl. All signs signal the presence of a vajayjay, we get it! But until Mrs. Kutcher strips allll the way down to her bday suit (what is it now by the way, 87 candles on the cake?), we remain unconvinced there's not the slightest remnants of a package down there. [V Magazine] -
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Movable Type: The Series
· Just in case you didn't take the initiative to look further into this Quarterlife thing (the MySpaceTV series about "twentysomethings coming of age in the digital generation") we mentioned earlier today, we dug up the preview for you. And man, there's a lot of blogging talk! We love it! If only we had a nickel for every time a teary-eyed Brian Grazer stormed into our bedroom crying, "You put my face all over the frickin' net!"... More » -
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Leo DiCaprio Accosts Katsuya Patron For Rogue Blackberrying
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so send them in often. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time Mike Tyson whipped out his own camera at the Farmers Market to request a photograph of you. More » -
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A Mulleted Sylvester Stallone And Family Stroll In Beverly Hills
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so if lady luck should happen to gift you with one, don't squander it: Write it up and send it in! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and tell everyone about the time you spotted David Hasselhoff working off a cheeseburger at your gym. More » -
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Short Ends: Blessed Art Angelina
· Pretty much every dream we've had about Angelina Jolie since the Chosen One's birth has looked exactly like this stunning painting. [via BoingBoing] More »
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Ashton Kutcher's One-Step Plan For World Peace Involves Regular Sex With Demi Moore
When asked about the state of his marriage while promoting the U.K. release of his hero-in-a-Speedo movie The Guardian, Ashton Kutcher was quick to replace the "m" word with a "don't weigh me down with labels, man"-style reclassification of feeling "in love" with Demi Moore. The semantic clarification isn't meant as a downgrade, however, as he then goes on to explain in the most flowery and incomprehensible language imaginable how a single love can change the world: More »
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Ashton Kutcher Head Over Heels In Love With Mother-Figure Bride Demi Moore
We're not sure what it is about Sunday newspaper insert PARADE magazine that gets big stars to share some of the most personal aspects of their lives—perhaps they feel the open-door policy of the Ask Marilyn column offers an emotional safe zone not available from more "prestigious" media outlets—but in this week's cover story, Ashton Kutcher gushes about his note-perfect marriage to Demi Moore, his unconditional adoration of his three stepsistersdaughters, and his tight, if slightly strained, rapport with their dad, Bruce Willis: More »
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By SethComment by CandyStryper: dear rubyredbag, i agree... and i point everyone to kate hudson's glorious vogue July 2006 cover that bore the headline,"Kate Hudson: Effortless... more » | Other threads
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defamer
Hollywood PrivacyWatch: No Special Seating For Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore At 'Superman'
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers. Send yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw Tobey Maguire doing the Vincent Chase thing in the lobby of the Century City AMC. More » -
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Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Grace Des Moines With Their Star Power
In Des Moines visiting family for the long weekend, Ashton Kutcher and cougar spouse Demi Moore found a way to bring a little Hollywood A-list celebrity entitlement to the American heartland. After DJ AM text-messaged that he would be spinning at local nightclub Aura, the couple showed up with Moore's daughter, Scout. They then proceeded to party until closing time, safely sequestered from any non-celebrities by the club's accommodating staff: More »
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Ashton Kutcher And Demi Moore Not Stingy With Doggie Poop Bags
Hollywood PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers. Send yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and let everyone know about the time you saw the lonesome Brokeback cowboys going through the paces with their women.
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PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Demi and Nancy Just Say Yes To Fancy Schmancy Nails
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Short Ends: Demi Moore's Fakes
· We don't know why everyone makes such a big deal about the age difference between Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. He's older than her tits, and that should be good enough for everyone. And if you were too impatient to wait until you finished this item to follow that link, you probably don't know that the photo is fake. More » -
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Short Ends: Bruce Willis Is Truly Unbreakable
· All kidding aside: How Bruce Willis has avoided suicide this long is one of Hollywood's biggest mysteries. If the sight of that fedora didn't make him blow his brains out all over Kutcher's white suit, nothing will. More »
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